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tw/ SA + death this is even more harrowing when you find out that iran voted yesterday to execute over 15k ppl they have in the prison systems (for protesting) including minors. under iranian law, you can’t execute a minor if they’re virgin (cont)
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so they’re marrying off (young girls) to prison guards where they’re SA’d the night before their murders so it can be ‘justified’ via: @/nebula.nixon (tiktok) @/elica.lebon (tiktok) explains that it’s crucial to spread awareness, if nothing else, as it’s a matter of saving lives
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this is beyond devastating. im at a loss for words but to say the least im appalled, angry, mortified & heartbroken. when religion is perverted to overrule morality, it’s the lives of the innocent that are at stake. the women of Iran deserve so much better. #StopExecutionsInIran
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this past decade we’ve been to our friends’ birthday parties and this coming decade we’ll still be at their bdays but also their weddings, baby showers, anniversaries, house warmings, their kids’ parties, you name it and i haven’t fully processed that yet. time rly is a paradox🤯
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the internet’s new daughter must be protected at all costs
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how can business majors be poor.....like bro just maximize your profit
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“i wish i had olivia rodrigo when i was 15” you had avril lavigne don’t be ungrateful
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the distance between dubai mall metro station and the mall itself is longer
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Latest in space
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This is the world’s longest continuous road that a person can walk on 🌍
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@rachelfernando_
Rach
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why is it that the height of innovation for men is always a way to dehumanize women
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Ai women are women.
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rta y’all seeing this ?
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@rachelfernando_
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baby this is channa masala
@amaracxo
amara ཐི♡ཋྀ
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made butter chicken but vegetarian:)
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okayy hear me out: if we got oman chips in uae, y’all think they got uae chips in oman?👀
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i need every man involved shot at a point blank range with an AK47 with multiple rounds aimed towards every vital organ so they have a 0% chance of survival and then i want their remains fed to dogs so their families never get closure ab their missing bodies
@TimesNow
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Minor Gives Birth After Rape, Gets Gang-Raped Again At Rajasthan Hospital
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just say you got curved by a sri lankan girl and go bro
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why are they all smiling? what’s so funny? genocide?
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Israel Defense Forces
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We are proud of all our soldiers.
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yeah 2020 sucks but the summer of 69’? those were the best days of my life
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so now that priyanka chopra’s cancelled, can we give the official desi girl title to deepika padukone instead? she’s literally every brown person’s crush there’s no one more deserving hehe
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this past year was extremely tough for a multitude of reasons but i completed my bachelors w a first class honours. im so beyond grateful:,)
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go to therapy?? and what? lose my funny??? no thanks I’ll pass
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nah at this point I’ve seen MUN kids do more than the actual UN….
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there is something so sinister ab “mamma’s boy” men
@Wesley_Kibande
Wesley Kibande
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Achraf Hakimi has proved by actions to many of us that the woman you are dating or you married will never be your relative. Only your mother or sister is your relative
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saw a tiktok that said chris brown sang “international love” but only mentioned cities from the US and i can’t stop thinking about it now
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im actually not like my mom or my dad but a secret third worse thing
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@rachelfernando_
Rach
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first avantika now dev omg can y’all let brown ppl live😭
@minasdemon
Patty 𓆦
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I don’t understand the hype around Dev Patel… like WHAT did he do? A show and a movie 20 years ago?
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my sneezes are progressively getting louder….i really am my father’s daughter omg
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there’s so much clown representation with movies like IT chapter 2 & Joker coming out, clowns it’s our time to shine🤡😌
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the day this account admin drops dead will be a day celebrated throughout history. minstrels will play in triumph and the earth will rejoice at your demise, you sick sorry excuse of a human being
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Just Posting Ls
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can’t believe in 2016 we all made the conscious decision to juju on the beat... i aint forget
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boys do weird things when they have a crush like bro why’re you asking your mom for your birth time and place
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got a date tonight 🥰 with my fbi agent cuz we gonna be re-watching the entire harry potter series on 123movies
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this is so disgusting.
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if you’re the oldest kid in a brown household you’re automatically funny because our default settings include humor as the primary creative outlet for trauma it’s science
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only real ones remember kensuke’s kingdom😌
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fun fact for the longest time i thought dexter was desi bc he kept calling his older sister didi….only to find out her name was deedee lmaoo
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you call it a creepy old uncle in your dms, i call it ps5 secured💯
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workout routine? i just go through his ig following and lose my appetite 🙏🏼
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it’s been a month already....not a day goes by where you’re not missed big guy, rest easy ♡
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every time this comes up on my feed it baffles me how netflix in the west is doing more for dark skin south asian representation (w shows like never have i ever, bridgerton & sex education) than netflix india…
@NetflixIndia
Netflix India
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The sun is out, the news is out! Come meet your new friends. Presenting to you the cast of The Archies, directed by the fantastic Zoya Akhtar.
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always the “i love jesus/ preach kindness” folk that say the nastiest things…
@man_dammn
Matthew Judon
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Absolutely no one cares. Don’t be sad now just because he’s dead it’s your fault
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watching euphoria to hear labrinth sing his different “ohhh”s, perfectly edited in for different situations > watching euphoria for the plot
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me, aged 15: im at the epitome of youth. the world is in the palm of my hands. can’t wait for what the universe has in store for me😌 me, aged 18: my days on this earth are numbered. my circadian rhythm is obliterated. eating my body weight in instant noodles is my only talent.
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at first i was like “its about drive 🚗 it’s about power 🥶 we stay hungry👹🍗 we devour😈🗣💯‼️put in the work😮‍💨💪 put in the hours 😈💪 and take whats ours🏃🏾‍♂️💨” as a joke but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore…
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mindy kaling stop setting us back challenge: impossible
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18 year old from Sri lanka and i push on pull doors
@michaeljosh
Michael Josh
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17 year old from Malaysia is the first guy to buy the iPhone in Singapore. He bought both the 11 and the 11 Pro. And a watch.
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i wonder if my mutuals read my tweets like “damn this bitch don’t shut up🤣”
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i literally just got done w my bachelors a few months ago & I’ve got relatives talking bout “when r u studying for phd” girl what phd? i prefer my ph balanced🙏🏼
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cat woman
@BatmanContent
Batman Content 🦇
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You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?
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white men doing stand-up will be blatantly racist and say “y’all can’t handle a joke” but will go to an indian restaurant and can’t handle a little kashmiri chilli powder in their butter chicken. who’s the weakest link now huh
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lmaoo my boss is a british man and he didn’t come in to work today. i wonder why😁
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why does the first pic look like a cod map
@tmbIrpics
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Santorin in 🇬🇷 🍃
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one of my hamsters just gave birth....which means they weren’t play fighting they were mating.... whole time i thought they were brother and sister pls😭
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my dad and i weren’t super close all the time but i very distinctly remember how every time he saw a sunset he would call my name & ask me to look up bc he said the sky reminds him of me. :,) crazy how life works bc now when i see a sunset, it reminds me of him.
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rip Freud you woulda loved manny and gloria’s relationship
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no context Modern Family🌈 (fan)
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there’s a way to check your old ig bios so I tried it out and my 14 y/o self really had “I’m just a teenage dirtbag” as a bio for a period of time i-
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sri lankan moms be like: we rebuke corona by the power vested in odi cologne and kothamalli 🙏🏽
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just opened twitter to see rumors that chris evans and selena gomez might be dating haha im so happy for them😄
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pls put this effort into finding a job🙏🏼
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doesn’t matter how many movies I’ve seen, as soon as someone asks me what my favorite movie is, i will space out. my mind will go completely blank like I’ve never watched a film before in my life sksbsj
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the sneakerhead life not for me. what do you mean i can’t wear knock off jordans like who gon check me?michael jordan??
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if you eat the elaichi in biryani don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
@m3aruf
Maruf
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if you eat biryani with ketchup don’t worry about the vaccine
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my mom will choose the ugliest rat-like pics of my siblings and i then post them to facebook and insta w the caption “my world ❤️ my children😇” plsss😭
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Took french for 8 years and I still can’t spell chacootery board
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pfizer dose 2 beating my ass rn so i jokingly said “I’d rather have period cramps over this” and then I literally got my period. whoever praying on my downfall pls stop you’ve won im in so much pain rn😭
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got a couple of assignments & tests piling up so naturally this is the best time to binge watch a show....should i watch rick and morty or how i met your mother?
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ayo the tl asleep? ok peanut butter is kinda gross no cap🥺
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im this old
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you’re laughing. my penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatised and youre laughing.
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i seem okay but deep down im fighting the urge to say “ur mom” and “deez nuts” at any given circumstance
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things i want: - a fat ass things i get: - fat
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not to tear another woman down but you’re pushing 40 and fighting people about YOUR homophobia for the fun of it. The only pathetic thing here is you lol😋
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made a joke in a work meeting and no one laughed. pretty sure i saw my manager face palm himself too. i will be passing away now🙏🏼
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met my 7th-8th grade bible teacher and his family at church today and he still remembers me !! it was so wholesome considering i didn’t have him as a teacher after that🥺 he teaches my siblings now but he asked me about uni & wished me all the best and that lowkey made my day
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i said i don’t like oreos and now suddenly no one trusts my taste😔
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they act like two legends cannot coexist 😔
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i just learned how to twerk everybody say thank you ms meg thee stallion
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girl like me would simply stop this from happening💯 idk im built different
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just found out A.A meetings stand for “alcoholics anonymous” whole time i thought it stood for Avengers Assemble 👁👄👁
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if 1 more male customer hits on me at work or tries to give me their number or waits till closing time to follow me out of the shop and ask me out (which is extremely scary btw) I will start barking violently
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after 16 years of being here, im officially no longer a sharjah kid :o
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i added maple syrup and vanilla extract to my coffee today and it tasted like Tim hortons french vanilla....i think i just figured out their secret
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swedish house mafia lied straight to my face😐 wym “don’t you worry child” that’s literally all there is to do
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Andrew Garfield’s spiderman will always be the most dope/ underrated but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation🥺
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how is my group mate posting ootd’s on ig but not replying on WhatsApp....our due date is in a week pls😭
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what are we all, if not sperm persevering
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im sorry your father didn’t love you Ashley, but don’t rain on their parade
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how am i so articulate when I’m talking to myself but as soon as I have a presentation or have to speak publicly I start stuttering like my brain doesn’t know how to make my words cooperate with my mouth....pls
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cant wait to get a pet duck and name it levi quackerman <3
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tb to christmas bc i miss home 😿
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every fairytopia/ mariposa/ mermaidia stan wanted a bibble of their own when they were younger it’s factz
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you shoot your shot in his dms and i astral project myself to infiltrate his dreamscape, we are not the same👁👄👁
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this was my multiverse of madness
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@rachelfernando_
Rach
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free palestine on ur ig story then it’s half eaten mcdonald’s and sipping on starbucks in your photo dumps on your priv accounts. you ppl are so corny man
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“21 can you do sumn for me 21 can you talk to the opps next for me 21 do ya thang 21 do ya thang🙈”
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i hate a ‘both sides’ ass bitch like dpmo this is not mash potatoes and mac & cheese for you to pick a side, this is about the horrors palestinians have had to endure on their own soil for the past 75 years. peace will only prevail when palestine is free. that is the only ‘side’.
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everytime someone says they like my taste in music my brain releases 1 (one) serotonin
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this ! i’ll just be minding my business and all of a sudden my brain goes ALL COOL BOYS COME ON MAKE SOME NOISE AND SAY OM SHANTI OM
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Desi songs are just embedded in my mind at this point
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this is what it feels like to be a 22 y/o teenage girl
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but r*verdale is still on??....electric chair
@TheMarySue
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Netflix has delivered the final blow: Jessica Jones and the Punisher are both canceled
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@rachelfernando_
Rach
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proof that zionists have never actually held a book let alone read one their entire lives 🙏🏼
@HananyaNaftali
Hananya Naftali
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The Palestinians want to “Free Palestine” from what? There was never a Palestinian state.
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