Je m'appelle Adéwálé
@r_softie
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@lankyfez
@instablog9ja
Lol no be the same water them dey put inside bottle for Table Water for una?? Getat abeg
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@instablog9ja
For the last time people should not mind Patoranking, nothing happen for ABULE.. I went there yesterday! Na so so lie
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@Adolphus_E_
@Shortlady18
@Naija_PR
Wisdom has been chasing you, but guess what? You’ve always been faster.
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@AA_Olusegun
@EniolaAarinola
@GovAyoFayose
@Said_A79
Olúségun Íbigbé Fayose, continue defending your brother.
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@Tesh_Lii
@MobilePunch
Let's assume she forgot to hit record on the phone. Would she cry again to record another video?
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@instablog9ja
‘My Lord was very active and didn’t take nonsense!’ Got me rolling
Like; the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.
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@Teacherkipkirui
@TechAmazing
Why taking life too seriously when you will never get out of it alive?
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@yabaleftonline
It doesn’t matter if you are Naira Marley or not. As far as you resemble him.
If we catch you 👇
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@Naija_PR
@Christminehere
If she visits you in this cold weather. Bro, remove ‘W’ from the weather and divide the remaining letters into two.
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@instablog9ja
And that’s one of the reasons family should be holding a reunion at least once in a year. But village people won’t encourage us to show up there.
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@instablog9ja
Once I'm married, my woman is allowed a maximum of 3 male friends.
1. The Father
2. The Son, and
3. The Holy Spirit.
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@SMANofficiaI
My babe called me earlier telling me that she is stranded and she need fifty Naira to complete fare. I hung up the phone and blocked her line. My fellow SMAN, am still feeling guilty, I think I should have deleted her number, hope I didn't break the rules.
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@instablog9ja
People: How do you stay so calm
and levelheaded while everyone else
is freaking out over the economy?
Me: 👇👇
These people have no idea how to live without money. They're what's called "new poor." We're old poor.
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@instablog9ja
Nobody is busier than a lady not interested in you.
“Call me back, I want to close the fridge”.
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@yabaleftonline
This chapter of life is called “At least the rent paid”. Like, rent finally got paid now I have somewhere to starve.
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@EzeUzochukwu3
@instablog9ja
No be only you bruh! My target are those guys who think they are older than you because they get married early and start giving you advice. One day I will slap someone.
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@Hay_Alandalus
@SaharaReporters
That isn't a problem. But don't forget to bring buses to take your brothers and sisters doing Almajiri up here.
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@_AsiwajuLerry
@_VALKlNG
Peace is not on our menu sir, may we interest you in something from our special vawulence dishes? 🤓
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@instablog9ja
Now drinking and thinking about your life on lowkey at the same time will be expensive. I foresee more depressed people.
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@ambrze
@instablog9ja
I swear, dem no con mature join. One approached me on FB, I follow her talk normally. She throw me billing within a month. Naija babe? No even go there
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@Wizarab10
Some girls confuse romantic proposals with financial adoption. When you propose to ‘em, it's as if they suddenly become orphans, anticipating u to cover expenses ranging from clothing, phones, ‘n hairstyling to call credits. Gentlemen, may u not encounter such individuals in 2024
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@instablog9ja
The truth is that if a man were told to pick one lady out of 100, even if he chose the most beautiful one, there would still be the pain of losing the rest.
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@yabaleftonline
To solve this expression, you need to follow the order of operations (PEMDAS/BODMAS). First, perform the operation inside the parentheses, then the division and multiplication from left to right.
60/5 x (7-4) = 12 x 3 = 36.
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@MagnusUgbogbo
@instablog9ja
Do not be a nitwit. You have a smartphone, just Google the word "Fela". You need not make it obvious you are an Indomie Generation product.
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@instablog9ja
Your attitude will earn you a stay in the marriage. You won't remarry a virgin if this marriage breaks. Save your energy and focus on improving your attitude more.
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@justlyff
@oyomesioro
Bruh if na the eleye things go make this country better; make those moms in the association start fighting for us abeg.
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@prettymarcia
@ochoched
@Mubarack_Umar
Don’t mind him.. he’s the type that would go to bank to do BVN thinking it’s Buhari Verification Number.
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VIO arrest Nepa vehicle for expired papers, as them reach VIO Office, Nepa discover illegal connection.
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@just_Ujae
@instablog9ja
Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.
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@Kay_kay4u
@instablog9ja
This one too go don get crush for that place like that. They will be like; if you see the way that guy dey shake yansh eh,…
🤔
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No, the way that babe dey shake yansh
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@the_Olanrewaju
@Mansaah_Musa
This pregnant teenager slammed a Micra door in Ibadan and the angry driver said to her, "you should have closed your legs this way". I barely hold those tears that day.
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@instablog9ja
She said he doesn't do cheap runs He said she charge N5M/hr 😫 she said he's gonna wear 850k Hair to see dis particular man she's collectin N50M 4rm 😫 She also said he's gonna teach some girls how 2 charge N5M per short time 🤦She Also said he's gonna take over d world sooner 😢
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@DrOlufunmilayo
Inside life! Aye tun je’ju aye. Shey e r’oju aye? Mo r’aye mo sa fu’aye. k’Oloun ma je ka r’ija aye.
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@DrOlufunmilayo
How they managed to make us believe that same-sex marriage is not bad, while suggesting polygamous marriage is, is questionable.
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Okay, it’s Val. Let’s spread LOVE..
N500 airtime for 6 people OR N1000 for 3 people ???
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@HouseOfBhobby
@DAMIADENUGA
She's not hurting anyone, at least, unlike a particular group of people who go around killing innocent people in the name of fighting for their god. That said god must be useless/powerless, I guess.
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Starting from tomorrow, no more bad English on Twitter. Is we clear?
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@DrOlufunmilayo
I’ve been going through the trend
#FuelPriceHike
and I’ve not come across any tweet by someone from the North. Are they busy negotiating with bandits or coming up with bullshit to defend their useless uncle in Aso Villa?
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@yabaleftonline
But why not, ‘I will fill up your car for you’ though
Gone are the days when people used to say, 'I will feed you and your family.' Everyone has calmed down now.
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@instablog9ja
Open you eye everywhere
Archbishop na miliki
Pope na enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun
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@instablog9ja
BUHARI: Amoni seni
EMEFIELE: Afaimoni seni
BANK: Aseni tan bani daro
POS AGENT: Arije nidi Ibaje
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@DrOlufunmilayo
Bruh, go do that DNA today. It's not too late.
"She too resemble Mummy L'Abeokuta, e be like say na she vomit her" don't listen to them, it's a scam.
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