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Imagine reading this speech on paper and being like, “Sure, I can make it absolutely persuasive and hypnotic.” RIP.
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The irony of seeing Emma Stone, a great actress with little formal training, tear into a role that is every Juilliard technique nerd’s wet dream in Poor Things is so funny to me.
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“My son isn’t gay! He loves women!”
The women:
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The Euphoria casting director convincing actors with 1 or 2 IMDB credits to do full frontal
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Will never understand why this is not a mortal lock for the screenplay Oscar
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield bumping into each other at a party in 20 years
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Mind-boggling that The 355 is only Lupita Nyong’o’s fifth live-action film role since winning an Oscar.
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Ah, the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue, always a balm in these troubled times.
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Parallel Mothers, Drive My Car, and Worst Person each likely doing >$2 million—all at the same time—may not sound like a lot but it’s enough to keep the country’s couple hundred key arthouses well fed. Much better than this time last year.
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Just saw someone on the timeline say they liked Tár “except for the Juilliard scene.”
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Streamers will give this note and then adapt a perfectly good two-hour movie into an eight-hour limited series.
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Tfw when Oprah just called and wasn’t happy.
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I don’t understand this weird false memory that’s taken hold in the streaming era. Networks used to cancel half their new fall shows without warning by midseason.
TV 20 years ago: "it starts out clunky but if you suffer through the first 45 episodes it starts to almost get good!"
TV now: "If this 8hrs of tv doesn't break all viewing records within the first 20 minutes of its release we're going to shoot the cast"
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This looks like two sets of twins and their dad.
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Like, you know Chastain is jealous as hell.
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Genuinely shocked by the number of people I’ve spoken to who didn’t grasp what happens at the end of Power Of The Dog. It just sailed right somehow?
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This movie, which should be in the first tier of Best Picture, Director, and Actor contenders, appears to be a victim of pundits solidifying the field by early November.
Sean Durkin’s ‘THE IRON CLAW’ starring Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, Harris Dickinson and Stanley Simons is certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with an 88% score.
In theaters tomorrow.
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Tfw they picked the wrong Australian star of The Hours to play Lucille Ball
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The sick irony of staying at home for 4 months is that I’ve somehow still never needed more of a break from people?
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This is like a Julia Sugarbaker monologue. My God.
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Look, we’ve all memorized Stockard Channing’s climatic monologue from Six Degrees Of Separation, but it’s easy to forget how great Sutherland’s reactions are.
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I’m old enough to remember when this show would specifically craft characters for Jessica Lange.
Kim Kardashian has a lead role in Season 12 of “American Horror Story.” The character was crafted specifically for her.
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Getting a lot of “this is tragic for cinema” replies to this, but it isn’t. Streaming movies aren’t cinema; you can just ignore them. Go see Beau Is Afraid or Showing Up.
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The Other Two season 3’s rigid formal structure of being wildly hilarious, the funniest show on TV, for 25 minutes and then turning into Scenes From A Marriage for an additional 10 is the weirdest thing.
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Allison Williams, a professional, studied her pronunciations.
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Dickinson makes me so happy. Still the best series Apple TV+ has done.
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Can we stop making every non-Marvel project’s press tour about Marvel?
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The ending of Atonement would be so much better if Briony were being interviewed on The Graham Norton Show, sandwiched on the couch between Liam Hemsworth and Rita Ora.
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This is suicide. You’ve barely gotten people back in the habit of going to the movies. Make a fucking deal.
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Natasha Lyonne for all future roundtables, please
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The Onion’s best actor breakdown is good
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The lesson here—and it’s a tough one—is that you can make any outfit work if you’re very, very thin.
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Kate Winslet may not be getting her deserved recognition for Ammonite, but at least we’re getting a season’s worth of Klassic Kate roundtable content.
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This is really useful because in addition to editing you get a taste of the movie’s dreadful acting, makeup, dialogue, hairstyling, cinematography, costumes, and production design in one go.
the editing of the first 10 seconds is giving me taken 3 war flashbacks
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@kevinpokeeffe
Honestly? Shit like this is why people should've stood up for Kathy Griffin.
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Wake me when this new Addams Family animated movie casts Joan Cusack
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Hoda asked Sarah Paulson and Cate Blanchett if they met for the first time on the set of Ocean’s 8
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She’s so funny in this.
Michelle Pfeiffer performing "(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" in HAIRSPRAY (2007) dir. Adam Shankman
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You know what’s better than Superman and Batman? Mad Max: Fury Road and The Favourite.
Nicholas Hoult has lost out on roles of both Batman and Superman.
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Just what every filmmaker dreams of, bulking up a library
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@ScottFeinberg
What on earth leads you to believe this will be well received by the public? People don’t watch awards shows to *not* see people win awards.
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The malpractice of Woman King, Silent Twins, See How They Run, Pearl, God’s Country, Moonage Daydream, and Confess, Fletch dropping on the same day after six weeks of “there’s nothing in theaters…”
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I just remembered that Olivia Colman isn’t nominated at BAFTA so there’s literally zero justification to predict her to win the Oscar in this fractured best actress race…but I’m still gonna.
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I regret this tweet.
I keep Googling meditation retreats to visit in 2020 but am also considering saving $2,500 by just locking myself in a dark, silent room for a week.
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That Pepsi ad could easily pass for a Jenna Maroney C plot on 30 Rock.
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Thinking about Phoebe Waller-Bridge taking $60 million of Amazon’s money for doing nothing
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I’m still mad that Tom Ford put Amy Adams, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Shannon, Armie Hammer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Andrea Riseborough, and Laura Linney in a movie together and then the movie turned out to be Nocturnal Animals.
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While everyone’s QTing Olivia Colman’s Oscar clip, let’s recall two scenes she’s done that are so raw and upsetting they scarred me for life:
1.) recounting her husband’s abuse to Peter Mullan in Tyrannosaur
2.) learning who the killer is in season 1 of Broadchurch
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This insane simultaneous celeb-driven To Leslie FYC onslaught is the kind of thing that makes people start to believe in the Illuminati.
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Was repulsed by the “Pete isn’t the right kind of gay” discourse until his campaign invited me to an event that’s scheduled *during the Oscars*
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PTA describes the exhilaration of Tár better than anyone else I’ve heard
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Babe you’ve got it backwards, theaters would be much healthier if the near-monopolistic corporation hadn’t trained audiences to accept only one kind of story
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“Feel free to disappear for a while, and find what comes to you in the silence,” said Michaela Coel, accidentally subtweeting Scott Frank
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My pitch for The Gilded Age is that they swap in a different Gummer every season.
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Are we sure Andrew Garfield and Nat Wolff haven’t been dating in plain sight for the last couple of years
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*BIDEN TOLD ALLY HE IS WEIGHING WHETHER TO CONTINUE IN RACE: NYT
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Every year, there are a few ambitious performances so spectacularly bad that there are immediate cries for the performer to get an Oscar, and every year, one or two of these performances does indeed get its Oscar. (1975)
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BAFTA is a great example of why engineering the awards nomination process with committees always leads to folly. Just let people vote for what moved them the most.
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This critic saw a provocative, heady exploration of performance, identity, actor bullshit, and the morality of true-crime narratives and said, “No thanks, just remind us that pedophilia is bad.”
‘May December’ Inspires Conversations Around Everything Except for What It’s About: Grooming
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Do people honestly find Dw*yne Johnson charismatic? I just see branding.
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In the last 6 months I’ve watched
#GH
write out its most interesting family (the Cassadines), sideline its Black characters, make its smart heroines (Laura, Ava, Anna) dumb, and treat its villains (Carly, Sonny) like victims. This, however, is a whole other level of fucked up.
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One of the top 5 worst things about COVID is that it’s made this Kate Hudson quote make sense.
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Can I get a time machine to an era when we don’t have three Oscar-nominated actresses playing support to fucking HAWKEYE in a MINISERIES?
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I think it’s clear that Paul Thomas Anderson owes these two a movie.
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On this week’s Handmaid’s Tale, Aunt Lydia says, “I would never ever allow anything to happen to a baby,” so that’s one way she’s different from Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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Behind every “wow, whatever happened to her?” from the ‘90s…
Julia Ormond, the English actress best known for her roles in ’90s films such as “Legends of the Fall,” is suing Harvey Weinstein for sexual battery. She is additionally suing CAA, The Walt Disney Company and Miramax.
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There! Is! A! Baby! At! My! Showing! Of! M3GAN!
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Film Twitter the moment the credits roll on the Netflix awards screener
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You say “Trader Joe’s Karen,” I hear “Naomi Watts Oscar.”
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Joe Wright directing Amy Adams in a gender-flipped Rear Window scenario scripted by Tracy Letts, please just put me in suspended animation until this opens
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You know awards season is out of hand when the statues themselves start to outgrow the actors.
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Please never let the Oscars happen this late in the year again, we have two full weeks for the controversies to get even dumber.
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Christopher Plummer’s nomination for a job he only got 11 weeks ago is still the wildest thing.
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Me when Lydia Tár refers to herself as a “U-Haul lesbian” in front of her pangender BIPOC student
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I’ve lost count of all the bodies that Anjelica Huston leaves on the side of the road in that Vulture interview. These are two of her softer pitches but they’re two of my favorites!
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If you can’t remember who played the third lead in something, it was probably Jason Clarke.
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Thank you to everyone who DMed this to me, but IIRC from an earlier announcement, Dev is playing the mastermind behind the club, not one of the strippers.
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Still feeling betrayed by last week’s Abbott Elementary joke in which Jacob doesn’t know who Lee Daniels is. Feels like there are some different ideas about that character in the writers’ room.
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Says a lot about Bryan Singer that Jen comes for him here considering she’s made three movies with David O. Russell
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In tonight’s edition of We Are Living in a Paul Verhoeven Movie, I just caught the end of a game show in which Brian Austin Green successfully guessed that a dancing person in a moth costume was famed kidnapping victim Elizabeth Smart.
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HFPA members on the other 364 days of the year
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General Hospital won a writing Emmy for a year in which they fired the head writers *and* aired the Finn tapeworm malpractice story.
#GH
#DaytimeEmmys
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I really shouldn’t have watched “Lisa Vs. Malibu Stacey” right after seeing Barbie, kinda puts the latter to shame.
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Cheryl Hines’s divorce attorney rn
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Oops I panicked and started Google Image searching Ryan Gosling at Cannes in the first half of the 2010s
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Deserved the Oscar for In The Bedroom
British actor Tom Wilkinson, best known for his role in The Full Monty, has died aged 75
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