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Sex Jokes: Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad si... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. ~~~ Victor Hugo: http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~~~ Mark Twai... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Jokes: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter. http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Super Bowl Jokes: I heard Rex Grossman tried to kill himself after the Super Bowl ...He couldn't go through with... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Quote: When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. ... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Story: I work at the support hotline for a fairly large Unix vendor. Customer calls are intercepted by ... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Joke: A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" ... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Poem: Jack and jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuana, jack got high, pulled down his fly, and a... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Poem: First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's n... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Joke: Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. ... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Quote: "El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are also the most dangerous.... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Story: My brother was driving down the road that leads to you "Country Estate", all twenty acres of it.... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Jokes: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says: "Hello!"He's rath... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Story: WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really ... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Joke: "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Quote: The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unwort... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Today's Poem: Mirror Mirror Mirror, mirror on the bathroom wall, My image therein is much too small. Once I was ... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Lawyer Jokes: George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at hi... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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Sex Jokes: Dianne goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my cloth... http://t.co/xOqvRZb1
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