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Excited to announce the launch of our new online Duchess Catalog on the American Riverslut Orchard site! Featuring our latest addition: Harlot Jams and Marmalades, crafted from the finest organic ingredients by skilled local artisans. These delectable treats are sure to delight!
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🚨 Don't Miss This!!! 🚨 Nigerians are calling out my lack of authenticity as I stumble through their culture and values. My Nigerian scam is unraveling, and I'm running out of excuses and PR funds to cover it up. No amount of bronzer or fake role model speeches can save me now.
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📢 Official Statement from Meghan Markle 🤧🤒
Dear fans and adoring public,
Unfortunately, I was unable to attend Kevin Costner's One805Live charity event due to a sudden and severe flare-up of my ongoing battle with Acute Relevance Deficiency Syndrome (ARDS). 😔
As many of
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‼️WALLIS SIMPSON 2.o‼️
I've seen the comparisons, and it's hard to ignore the similarities between Wallis Simpson and myself. Both American divorcees, both outsiders to the royal family, both verbally and mentally abusive to our spouses, and never really loved them. Greedy,
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Today, as Harry receives the Pat Tillman Award, I couldn't be prouder of my ability to swindle this honor from someone more deserving. It's a true testament to our own integrity and entitlement. This act of stolen valor diminishes the sacrifice and dedication of true heroes like
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A Tale of Two Letters: Meghan vs. Catherine ✉️
Dear World,
It's fascinating to observe how different people handle their correspondence, especially when it comes to royals—or in my case, a former royal. Take Kate, for instance. She signs her letters simply as "Catherine." No
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No amount of PR or spending can mask my classless, tacky, and fake behavior. The damage is done, and people see through my lies and pretentiousness. If I want to salvage my career, I need to start by taking accountability instead of blaming others. I'm doing a little
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📸Another day, another stroll with Backgrid capturing my every move. It takes true audacity to show my face in public after the whirlwind caused by the book Endgame. But, as always, I try to pull off the facade of living my best life. Amidst the drama, I'm still striving to
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In reflecting on the admirable qualities of Princess Catherine, I must acknowledge that embodying her grace, poise, and humility is a feat beyond my reach. Let's delve into the reasons why Catherine serves as an exemplary role model for women, young and old, and how I,
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❗️🚨 Breaking Announcement: Meghan Markle is SICK! 🚨❗️
On March 14th, I launched my American Riverscam Orchid in Montecito. At the time, I thought it would be a successful launch even though I carelessly launched an empty site. It took nearly a week to obtain 500k followers, a
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📣Meghan Markle Announces Completion of Her Epic ‘Journey’ of Self-Celebration📣
In a video released by TEMU ROYALS, Meghan Markle, Duchess of Deflection, graciously informs the world that she has survived yet another year of being underappreciated for her brilliance.
"As
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This one has safely made it to the UK to visit his *cough* ailing pa. I've provided him with detailed instructions to discreetly place his hidden mic in a secure location, ensuring our strategic conversations remain confidential. I'll be in frequent contact via phone to ensure my
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Grateful for the unwavering support of my perpetual victimhood over the years.
Wishing a delightful Mother's Day to all the wonderful mothers who share my whinging perspective!
Meghan Markle
The Duchass of Sussex
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I am Amira Ngozi Lolo, the FAKE 43% Nigerian Wannabe Royal from California. I've been fooling and deceiving the public and the Nigerian community to fit my self-serving agenda. Previously, I was Maltese, and for most of my failed Hollywood D-List career, I was Caucasian. After
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On behalf of This One, I must address the recent concerns surrounding the Invictus Games. It seems some wounded vets have voiced their discontent, claiming the Games have lost their true purpose. While I understand their sentiments, I want to be clear: Invictus's true purpose is
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If there's one thing I can appreciate about my husband, it's how he's mastered the art of shameless freeloading, just like me. This time, he's set to dine off Pat Tillman's legacy just like he dines off his mum's. Way to go, ESPYS—your credibility is now as low as our popularity
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📣 👠DICTATOR IN HIGH HEELS: Meghan Markle’s Reign of Hypocrisy Exposed – From Empowerment Icon to Ruthless Boss 📣⚠️
Meghan Markle has mastered the art of portraying herself as the perpetual victim, but a closer look at the mounting reports paints a very different picture.
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🙊Thought I'd share some valuable secrets on how Harry grifts off the grieving and his Mommy's legacy...
Harry has mastered the art of elevating himself by exploiting others' grief, appearing compassionate while trying to enhance his own image. He frequently uses the "My Mommy
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*off character* It's rich to see Meghan and Harry lecturing parents on child safety when they're the epitome of absentee parenting, abandoning their own kids for their selfish pursuits and narcissism. Their so-called "program" is nothing more than a glossed-over virtue signal,
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📚📖 Brokeback Mountain 2.0, anyone? 📖🤭
Chapter 7: A Heavy Heart
I pulled into Nacho’s driveway, the setting sun casting long, lonely shadows over the path. My heart was heavy, weighed down by the constant pressure and expectations that had become my daily reality. As I
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📢 Confession Time: I may have bragged about my pre-Harry career as if it was superior to marrying into royalty. The reality? I was nobody without the royals. I got written off "Suits," and job offers were as rare as a sunny day in London. My current state, marked by questionable
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The pivotal moment in my life that will forever haunt me and ruin any future career and business relationships: Disrespecting HMTQ. 👑
Lesson: Always use your head… and I don't just mean for sucking onto titles! 🤔👅
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I often find myself craving the spotlight, especially at events like Invictus. My insecurity comes from the fear of being insignificant without my husband; let's face it, I'm a nobody without him. So, instead of letting him take the stage, I carefully plan my wardrobe choice to
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🎬 Unveiling my "Everything We Touch Turns to Loss" video. Our Arsewell disaster is just the tip of the iceberg, showcasing mine and This One's consistent failures. No amount of rapid hugs and glossy montages can conceal the reality of our unsuccessful endeavors, now highlighted
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Exciting news! Thanks to WME, I finally scored an invite to a PR red carpet event. With hopes of salvaging my less-than-stellar acting career, WME orchestrated an opportunity for me to mingle and charm the CEO of Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon, Brian Robbins, at the “Bob
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Let's talk about Nigeria, my "home." I know, I don't really understand the economic and social disparities Nigerian women face, nor do I care, but representation matters, right? My life of privilege is miles apart from the real everyday struggles of Nigerian women, but isn't it
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Happy 6th Anniversary to Me! 🎉
Six years ago today, I successfully bagged myself a prince, using all the skills I honed over the years. From my Soho yacht days to mastering the art of manipulation, I've managed to keep Harry under my little finger like a puppet. 🤫
This
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In my relentless pursuit to regain relevance within Hollywood's VIP circles, I've resorted to exploiting terminally ill children in a last-ditch effort to salvage my crumbling reputation and fading brand. Thanks to Children's Hospital Los Angeles, I managed to capture a few
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Harry and I are delighted to announce our NEW Hair Product: 43%Nigerian Soul Glo! 43% Nigerian Meghan Markle approved! 😉👍
#MeghanMarkleExposed
#MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter
#HarryisaLyingTraitor
#HarryandMeghan
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I'm banned from the UK for several reasons, one being my extreme jealousy and animosity towards Kate. The incidents involving Netflix and Endgame have showcased my ongoing targeting of her, prompting the palace to take firm action against me setting foot in the UK. As Harry
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🌟 A Regal Announcement from the Duchess of Sussex 🌟
In the spirit of royal artistry, I am thrilled to unveil my very own portrait, painted by the incredibly talented Nigerian artist, Olu Fakee Royalee No Boobee! While King Charles III unveiled his first official painted
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Oh, poor Kate, hogging all the spotlight with her abdominal surgery recovery. I'm just here, impatiently waiting for someone to ask if I'm okay after that Emmy snub. *crickets* Maybe I should try recovering in a hospital parking lot next time? 🤔🚑
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Excited to share our upcoming trip to Nigeria with Harry! 🇳🇬 But before we jet off on this pandering escapade, I need your expert opinion! Which bronzing shade from my Pander Pallette Summer Collection is the perfect match for our African adventure? Here are the contenders:
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I’m absolutely thrilled to present our TEMU Royals commercial—where I take a borrowed title and elevate it to a level of grandeur and smugness that’s simply unmatched! 😂
Imagine me, confidently strutting in designer silks that somehow end up looking bargain-bin, dripping in
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Sussex Squad, I'm perplexed. You're all in a frenzy about Kate's whereabouts, but why the radio silence about my spare husband's disappearance post-P. Diddy raid? Where's the concern? Where's the demand for answers? None of you reached out to ask if he's okay? Most importantly,
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As you may have noticed, my absence from the glitzy Oscars is no secret. Hollywood has turned its back on me, forcing me to seek alternative avenues to salvage my tarnished reputation. In a desperate attempt, I reached out to the family of a teacher tragically lost in the Uvalde
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I am absolutely flabbergasted by the news from WME CEO Ari Emanuel. Can you believe they've banned me? Me, The Duchess of Sussex! Apparently, my requests for royal treatment on every project were deemed 'ridiculous demands.' 😡 Well, I suppose it's their loss! But fear not! Even
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What Harry wants us to think he looks like: Living Legend soaring through the skies, a jet-setting hero with Top Gun vibes!
What he really looks like: Man-child riding a kiddie-sized motorized plane cruising down the road of shame, an absolute cuck, flying through his airhead
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Tells lies faster than a speeding tabloid headline. More masculine than her emasculated husband. Able to entertain multiple men on a single yacht. Look! In the parking lot. It's not an A-Lister. It's not a royal. It's Superskank! 🦸♀️
Yes, it's Superskank—a parasitic, low-grade
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📣BREAKING NEWS!!!📣 Monteshitshow frustration over a PR stunt gone terribly wrong! 🐂sht sightings soaring like never before! 🐂🚨 Brace yourselves for the unexpected; the 🐂sht Chronicles just reached a new level of absurdity! Monteshitshow on high alert! 😬
⚠️Warning: This
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⚠️ Why should Meghan Markle never be handed a mic? Simple: it’s like giving a toddler a paintbrush in a white room. Prepare for a mess of word salads, self-praise, and endless tales about how she redefines feminism by… marrying a prince. 😂
No charity is safe. The speech?
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Excited to share an updated version of "Grifters' House," a hilarious Full House parody. 🎶
I've added some cheeky humor from our recent Royal Phonies tour. Get ready to sing along and enjoy a fresh take on a classic favorite. Enjoy!
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I'm not sure if I've mentioned it before, but many of you may have noticed some peculiar behavior with my lips. It turns out, it's a rare condition that I've sought advice and treatment for from industry professionals. Doctors have diagnosed me with SOHO Yacht Mouth Syndrome, a
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@espn
"No matter the road ahead, we are here for you. We will leave no one behind.” - Bunker Harry
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Exciting news! Despite previous business ventures falling short, I'm thrilled to introduce yet another attempt at entrepreneurship, leveraging my royal title once again: American Riviera Orchard. Picture a pretentious royal twist on Martha Stewart, with a touch of Gwyneth
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Thinking of adding another chapter to my diverse heritage and long list of made-up ancestries. What do you think? 😂🇨🇳
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Which Attention Wh*re Was More Cringe-Worthy? 🤔🎾🐎
1. Meghan Markle
Inserting herself into a polo awarding ceremony, even trying to grab an award from one of Harry's teammates and getting shut down. Cringe!
2. Paige Lorenze
Tommy Paul's influencer girlfriend,
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📢 Attention Sussex Squad! 📢
I owe you all an apology. You've worked tirelessly to support me and promote my new lifestyle brand, American RiverFAIL Orchard, and for that, I am truly grateful (well, not really). However, I need to set the record straight regarding the recent
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It’s deeply disheartening to see my popularity ratings so low. Clearly, this can't be about anything I’ve said or done—it must be because everyone is just r
@cist
. I mean, how else could anyone dislike someone as perfect and virtuous as me? I refuse to believe it has anything to
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Confession Time: Priorities and "Maternal" Qualities (or Lack Thereof)
Alright, time for some honesty. The Nigeria trip was more important to me than being with my kids on Mother’s Day. Why? Because I needed to overshadow the events, flaunting my flat chest and revealing too
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⚠️Meghan Markle’s Relentless Grip: A Desperate Display of Control and Insecurity
⚠️Warning: The cringe level is off the charts!
Meghan Markle has turned her need for control into a public spectacle, constantly reminding both Harry—and the world—who’s really in charge. The
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You can take the girl out of the yacht, but you can't take the yacht out of the girl. 😆🛥
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Aside from my PR team telling me that no one wants me at this event and warning me of breaking their contract if I don't abide by their professional recommendation of keeping mum and staying out of the limelight (as my presence is pretty much unwanted anywhere), This One seems to
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In addition to my memoir, I'm crafting another book called 'Bi-Polar Psycho,' a captivating journey into the depths of my psychotically obsessive behavior toward This One and his family. Uncover the twisted corridors of my mind as I narrate the highs and lows of my disturbing
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Someone in my glam squad is getting fired! 😤
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ENTHRALL - A Must Read! 📚
Dive into a gripping tale of deception, manipulation, and dark secrets. This psychological thriller will keep you on the edge of your seat! 😱
Harry carefully sneaked his way towards their bedroom. He assumed Meghan was at her condo or doing another
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Dressing up like Princess Diana won't make me her, but hey, a girl can cosplay, right? 😅✨ Playing the part to keep emotional control over my wittle Harry, knowing he's still grappling with those mommy issues. 🍴👑
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🎙Real talk: Would you still endorse or withdraw support for my brand, considering it's associated with individuals who have a history of bullying, are linked to child predators who have been to Epstein's Island, and are Diddy affiliates? Moreover, do you believe my brand's
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In a revealing moment from my Netflix series, I shared a story that exposes my egotistical mindset and blatant disregard for royal customs.
Recalling a conversation with a seasoned palace aide, who had served the Queen for decades, I was likened to a "foreign organism"
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Just stumbled upon an ancient artifact buried in the depths of my memory: my groundbreaking dish soap saga! Back in the day, as a daring 11-year-old, I fearlessly wielded a pen and paper to champion the cause of feminism in the realm of dishwashing. Ah, the heroic tales of
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Hey
@SherylCrow
, your work is incredible! I've been inspired by your talent and comical words regarding Catherine. I'm thinking of creating something unique together. How about a collaboration? Perhaps be a guest on my Lemonadas podcast: D-List Duchass. Let's discuss and bring
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To my
#SussexSquad
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I'm aware that my recent appearance might have disappointed you. I regret not catching the photo earlier to apply some touch-ups before it was posted. Unfortunately, I was busy orchestrating another PR pap stroll to overshadow King Charles's birthday. I
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So, my latest venture, American Riverscam Orchard (ARO), has caused quite the media storm, and I’m not thrilled about it. I mean, seriously, how is it fair that people don’t immediately fall in love with everything I do? 😩
I launched ARO with a cryptic teaser on Instagram,
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I didn't allow this black woman a say in where she wanted to stand and pose. When it comes to having a voice, only mine matters. How dare she try to block my Netflix money shot! Rude, but that's just who I am.
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Since I started taking Clingycin, I’ve never been happier! Now I can hold on tighter than ever—whether it’s to my titles 👑, my narratives, or just Harry’s hand. If there’s one thing I need, it’s to stay relevant—because when all you've got is a recycled BS dish soap story,
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*off character* This has to be one of the funniest and most blatant Photoshop fails ever! Meghan actually approved swapping her oversized feet with someone else’s darker-complexioned feet. She’s basically a walking meme now! 🤣
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It's a relief This One and I skipped the football game last night. No one was willing to let us freeload off their suites, and honestly, it would've been painful not getting the PR attention we crave. With far more important and relevant A-listers in attendance, our grifting
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Looking for lunch buddies can be challenging when A-Listers steer clear of me. Therefore, I'm expanding my team and hiring a few extra folks to pose as my lunch companions. Let's make those Backgrid shots appear even more authentic and fool people into thinking I have actual
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It is crucial to clarify how I expect to be addressed. As non-working royals, This One and I will persist in leveraging our titles for merchandising and grifting. Despite the inability to use the HRH status, we anticipate those in our presence to refer to us as Ma'am and Sir.
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Absolutely thrilled to share that the Defence Headquarters (DHQ) has expressed its honor and delight for the acceptance of Harry and me to visit Nigeria come May 2024. It's truly profound to receive such a warm welcome, and I can't wait to immerse myself in pandering my 43%
The Defence Headquarters ( DHQ) has expressed its honour and delight for the acceptance of the Duke of Duchess, His Royal Highness Prince Harry and his wife, the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan to visit Nigeria in May, 2024.
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Dear Sussex Squad,
Thank you all for recognizing my Bunker Boy, Harry, as my dedicated Servant. Your unwavering support means the world to me.
Harry's commitment to my needs and ambitions has given me privileges beyond measure, and his tireless efforts and catering to my
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I guess it's safe to say I've got some serious identity issues. I've played so many roles—White, Italian, Maltese, and now claiming 43% Nigerian ancestry. The authenticity struggle is real! Where's AFP to fact-check when you need them? 😅
What's crazy is that in my attempts to
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Just when you thought the royal drama couldn’t get any spicier, I’ve officially added another nationality to my résumé. According to recent reports, Emasculated Harry and I are gearing up for a four-day trip to Colombia on our 'fake royals tour,' once again flaunting our titles.
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I'm pleased to announce a new product added to my failed American Riverscam Orchard: Hoebasco Hot Sauce, the hottest addition to your spice rack! 🔥🌶️
Crafted with peppers discovered while yachting the high seas and savoring exotic flavors from around the world, Hoebasco is
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Back when Harry and I were dating, I always had to remind him that my ex labeled me the 'hottest chick in California'. 🤭 Humor me. What do you guys think? 🤣
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Another memorable moment where I'm putting my D-list acting skills to the test and spewing my usual BS to the world: Our Engagement Interview.
⚠️Warning: The song is called "BS Anthem."
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🎉 Exciting Announcement and Coming Soon! 🎉
Introducing ARO Pander Palettes by yours truly, Meghan Markle! 💄 Are you ready to dive into a world of makeup specifically designed for pandering? Look no further, because we've got you covered with our exclusive line of products
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Introducing my first-ever insomnia-fueled video masterpiece: "The Dumbartons of Monteshitshow" – a whimsical voyage through the kaleidoscopic and psychedelic realms of This One and myself. It's a peek into our grandiose delusions of self-importance, our mediocre royal status, and
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This Asian guy is not having any of my BS! 😅 One thing for sure is I won't be claiming to be 43% Asian anytime soon! Yikes! 😅
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⚠️‼️ Archewell Foundation: A Celebrity PR Machine Masquerading as Philanthropy ⚠️‼️
The Archewell Foundation’s so-called mission to create “positive change around the world” is a masterclass in vagueness, empty promises, and headline-grabbing PR moves that amount to little more
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🍋🥑 Two miles from home and we’re cooking up a storm! That’s right, folks, yours truly belongs in the kitchen! Giving you all a delicious sneak peek on what to expect. I'm about to redefine domestic bliss – one stolen/copied recipe and word salad at a time! 🍽️🌿
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🌈🦄Living in my delusional reality where I expect everything to go my way has been eye-opening. I didn't realize how disconnected I've become, nor that people see right through my facade. Harry and I are are global laughingstocks, perfect examples for ridicule. Our antics have
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Don’t be alarmed by my PR headlines claiming I’m suicidal. It’s just another chapter in my never-ending saga of self-promotion and drama. Victim grifting is my go-to move because everything else I touch turns to failure—yep, I'm that much of a loser! 😆👎
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Do you all recall the time when I spiced up a tale about a fire on my podcast, portraying the mansion we were staying in as if it were a housing unit engulfed in flames? Thankfully, no one was harmed, and my son was perfectly safe. In the immortal words of Sweet Brown, 'Ain't
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Always fun being the center of attention in my little world and wherever my magnificent presence is requested. Dive into my royal-like vanity and the art of 'ME' in my latest parody video! 🌟💁♀️
@MeghansTowel
❤️
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Harry and I decided to make a grand entrance to the Healthy Minds Summit... or should I say 7 grand entrances? Why walk next door when you can have your very own car parade? 💁♀️💁♂️😄🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
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I may be keeping a low profile after the negative reviews of the book "Endgame" and now Scabies confessing to including the names of alleged racists. However, rest assured, I've been discreetly observing and scheming behind the scenes! 😜
⚠️ Warning: Meghan's feet ahead,
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🪅🪅 TEMU Royals NEW SERVICE: FAUX ROYAL RENTALS 🪅🪅
I’m so thrilled to share with you an amazing opportunity that Harry and I have been working on. We know how much you adore low-grade royals, so we’ve teamed up with TEMU to bring you Temu Royals: Faux Royal Rentals! 🎉
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Ah, Lemonada, yet another victim of my Markled escapades! This is just another instance showcasing my inability to deliver on promises, solidifying my reputation in Hollywood as a 'lazy effin grifter.' My not-so-much-anticipated Archetypes podcasts have hit yet another roadblock.
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*off character* Someone should really tell Meghan that silk isn’t her friend, especially when her overactive sweat glands are working overtime. It’s one thing to sweat, but it’s another to show up looking like you’ve run a marathon in your own clothes—from head to toe and...
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A glimpse into my memoir. Comment below with your own creatively funny review below! 😁📖
Addiction
In the depths of my dreams, I've always yearned for the celestial glow of stardom. Nothing else could satisfy my insatiable hunger. As I watch romantic comedies, I effortlessly
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Just want to give a HUGE shoutout to the
@ESPYS
for recognizing my husband Harry’s bravery and service... to me! 🏅🐶 Couldn't have done it without his unwavering dedication and those puppy-dog eyes. The Pat Tillman Award is just the beginning – next stop, Best in Show! 🐾👑🤣🤣
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🌴 EXCLUSIVE: Harry and I, the Duchess of Smooth Getaways, were spotted leisurely strolling hand in hand on a lavish holiday escape to the uber-posh Canouan Island in the Grenadines. 🌴 💑✨
And of course, we brought along the most essential elements in my entire life: money,
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Kudos to Omid Scobie for mastering the art of denial! Watching the chaos unfold while I stay publicly quiet, maintaining the illusion of innocence. Sometimes the best plots have unexpected twists, even if they backfire a bit. Get ready for more publicity surprises – stirring up
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Oh, look! My dear Harry is back at it with yet another whiny documentary—‘Another Waagh Documentary.’ If there's one thing we excel at, it’s turning every little hiccup into a grand drama. Will we ever give it a rest? Probably not! Meanwhile, I’m selling jam to sweeten the deal.
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