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Obviously, I can never leave twitter because this is where I come to complain about Threads posts I see on instagram.
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I want this romcom like yesterday.
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I’m mad that Mark Wahlberg gets paid $1.5 million for ANYTHING.
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I appreciate how Lori's wig is exactly the kind of wig that a crazy lady would think looks believable.
#FindingCarter
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This is the kind of quality content I’m looking for.
“He looks like someone Ron Swanson, James Bond, and Ellen Ripley would all find equally impressive. He looks like he's seen some shit and lived to never tell the tale.”
Everyone in 'Avengers: Infinity War' should have facial hair. Here's the evidence.
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Went out to join our fellow Austinites in supporting
@mjhegar
and some other excellent candidates in Williamson County!
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If you didn’t have a near death experience in a parking lot, did you even go to Trader Joe’s?
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MSNBC has been a mess since they fired Tiffany Cross and this just proves it.
JUST ANNOUNCED: Former Ohio Gov.
@JohnKasich
joins
@MSNBC
and
@NBCNews
as a contributor.
Watch via
@TheBeatWithAri
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Less than 20% of Americans live in rural areas, yet somehow 80% of political articles are written about them.
Democrats aren't just losing votes in rural areas. They've been effectively ostracized from rural America, leaving party leaders with few options to reverse a cultural trend that is redefining the nation’s political landscape. My story:
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Me: I slept like shit last night, I should go to bed early.
Also me: 10pm is the perfect time to start Pride & Prejudice. Thanks.
@Drunk_Austen
!
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“Good god, you left him alive?” Proof that even when you’ve overthrown your husband to become Empress of Russia, you can still manage to disappoint your mother.
#TheGreat
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Not gonna rest until we get Bryan Greenberg in a holiday movie with Hilarie to make up for not getting Peyton & Jake 4-ever.
#DramaQueensOTH
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Caroline on the phone with Klaus pretty much just beat every scene Caroline and Stefan have had in the same room.
#TVD
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Got to see the next episode of
#InterviewWithTheVampire
with the Vampire Armand himself, Assad Zaman. I can’t wait to watch it again with y’all.
#ATXTVs13
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“PBS, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.”
Sarah on Miss Scarlet & the Duke speaking for us all.
This week, we’re talking about film adaptation and romance novels with Yulin Kuang, filmmaker and romance novelist.
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Show pitch: The Bachelor, but instead of some boring douchebro, it’s that chimp-rescuing
#hotpilot
. And the ladies are all Peace Corps & Doctors Without Borders types who want to join him rescuing animals from poachers in the Congo.
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I just realized I forgot to make my
#GoldenGlobes
predictions! Tatiana Maslany will win everything. How's that?
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I need Hilarie Burton’s quarantine hair to be in a Practical Magic update. Somebody make that show!
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Remember that time Thea found out everyone had been keeping a huge secret from her to protect her, and how grateful she was?
#Arrow
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This is the first step to defeating Ted Cruz. Please make sure you’re registered, Texas!
Texas, today is the FINAL day to get registered for the primary election. Every vote matters. Spread the word and go to
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Y'all make sure my murder spree gets the Hollywood makeover one day, okay?
#LizzieBorden
http://t.co/EVqkog0Ddk
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Got to attend Julie Plec’s
#RoswellNM
dinner party panel. It will surprise no one to learn that Vlamis is a dream dinner guest.
#ATXTVs8
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In today’s Drinks With Broads, the
@fuggirls
reminded me that I used to read the J. Peterman catalog front to back like a book and would hold on to my favorites.
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"This is not about you, this is about me!" Girl, have you MET Klaus Mikaelson?
#TheOriginals
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I took the longer way on
@EvilMopacATX
to avoid I-35 and 10/10, would pretend 35 doesn’t exist again.
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A friend who has to be in her office today asked me to let her know if anything big happens, so I texted her coats.
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Watching the
@TiffanyDCross
panel on youth turnout for the midterm elections. Please save us, young voters.
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I can’t only assume The CW got some kind of bulk discount on Radioactive from 2013 to 2016.
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@TracesofTexas
It rained half the time we were out in Marfa and the Davis Mountains this month.
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I don’t know about you, but I needed this reminder that we deserve to be comfortable. It’s something we can have now, not just something we “reward” ourselves with if we manage to torture our bodies into smaller shapes.
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Majandra Delfino and Brendan Fehr love "285 South" too.
#RoswellReunion
#ATXFestival
http://t.co/3cL39B0JGd
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My poor kid has spent the whole day with family but he should still have to come watch the Schitt’s Creek Christmas episode with me.
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“Shoutout to our writers, I hope those fuckers get everything they’re asking for.” Timothy Olyphant and
#Justified
forever.
#ATXTVs12
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“I see you have mistaken this for a discussion when I am merely giving an order.” Gonna start channeling Agnes more at home.
#TheGildedAge
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My grandma has passed away at age 90. She was a singer, an actor, a Neiman Marcus sales clerk, a teacher, a school counselor, a therapist, an AIDS educator, a consummate hostess, the longest resident of her memory care home, and the belle of many a ball.
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I may have to take a break from
@FatedMates
for a while, just because I’m drowning in books now. I mean, I guess I could try exercising some self control but we all know how long that will last.
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I'm so tired of the guy who's been a senator for 30 years pretending like he's the anti-establishment maverick.
#DemDebate
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My geocities and TWoP accounts would like a word.
Gen X erasure is real: Rolling Stone says that “millennials […] were the first generation to embrace online fandom.” and just—
Tech columnists, I am begging you to remember the existence of women over 40.
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Remember when Television Without Pity recaps, besides being like 30 pages long, would nickname a character early on, so you couldn’t come in on season three because then you’re like “who is Crabby Fishface?” Man, I miss them.
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@yrfatfriend
The Atkins diet is still the craziest. All the fatty meat and cool whip you want, but you have to carefully count the carbs in your green vegetables. It made me feel so gross and angry.
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Hi, I’m your annoying “food doesn’t have moral value” friend. Get the queso, bake the cookies, order the pizza. Do what you need to do to make it through today.
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Not to be anti-robot, but the AI barista at the
#Westworld
coffee stand is still creeping me out.
#ATXTVs11
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I have always judged everyone who says they don’t watch television and I’m not sorry.
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My son wants to ask a boy to the middle school dance, but he’s too scared. I don’t understand why I can’t just keep him in a plastic bubble like a hamster where no one can hurt him.
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If Kate Winslet is still having to put up with this as a lifelong conventionally attractive person who’s aging spectacularly, what hope is there for the rest of us? I’m exhausted.
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Oh hey, guess who just got a job offer from her first choice company?
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We have landed at a hotel in Round Rock! Moving to an extended stay one with a kitchenette tomorrow that’s close to the apartment. The water mitigation team was at our apartment today. We’ll be going to check on it later today or tomorrow to grab more stuff and empty the fridge.
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Listening to an old Fated Mates episode where they’re joking about how the appeal of abduction plots in dark romance is because at least that’s a guy who can plan a date. And wow, that’s savage.
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Just explained consent to my 10 year-old son. Little does he know, I plan to make him a scholar on the topic.
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If you're watching
#TheXFiles
finale at a later date, do NOT make a drinking game using "alien DNA".
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I have a strangely popular tweet today that's caused me to come back to dozens of notifications. It's disorienting. Imma stick to TV tweets.
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This Whataburger, H-E-B combination in Hutto is the most Texas thing you'll see all day.
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Thanks for all the sympathy, y’all! We’re safe at a friend’s house in Leander for the night. They have rolling blackouts and a boil water notice, but it’s already warmer and dryer here. We’re gonna keep looking for a hotel tomorrow, but it’s not looking great.
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