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If we’re both in Zambia, there’s really no need to quote your price in USD.
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Paid K600 for a platter from Zac’s corner, this is what was delivered! I have no words 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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I gifted him my brand new car(bought by my parents) for his birthday 🤡
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Update guys, so Zac the owner of the business came through with the correct order and has apologized for the mixup. The food is yum, & yeah..he’s professional & a great guy! His workers will definitely do better going forward. Support them guys…
Paid K600 for a platter from Zac’s corner, this is what was delivered! I have no words 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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FYI I’m not taking this down! Stop begging me to delete, I gave you time to act right but you took me fi eediat, 6 zaza for this kwena imwe? Saht!!!
Paid K600 for a platter from Zac’s corner, this is what was delivered! I have no words 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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About 2 weeks ago, I helped some random lady…nothing major, tell me why she gave me a chi 10 money today(K10,000) as a token of appreciation.😭😭
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If you were somebody else and you meet yourself, would you be friends with you?
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There’s a tiktok of a Malawian lady leaving her country & relocating to Zambia cause she’s tired of Malawian men breaking her heart & hopes to find true love pa zed, the heartbreak that is waiting for her is still doing press-ups.💀
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Twitter is not a dating app, I repeat, twitter is not a dating app. There's tinder for a reason 😂. Nalema ine
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So, Scooby Doo basically teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know and trust..
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Everyday on here it's "OMG we tweet among fossils" darling, the world existed b4 you were born & it will continue after you are long gone. We can't all be the same age hey. Even those born in 2010 are fossils to those born in 2021 🤣🤣 so relax you're not as young as you think
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My 1st ever twitter account did so well, I was a tweleb 🤣😂 decided to deactivate it just after 1yr at over 7K followers...now look at me struggling to reach 1K after 3yrs 😅 ukutemwa ukusamwa 🤣
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Being in Zambia right now is such a blessing hmm, mushroom, mango, masuku, fresh tasty maize, ifungo, inshonkonono (🤣) & the list goes on, like what more can one ask for? I love it here 🇿🇲🤍
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Luckily for Khaby Lame, your misplaced anger and racism doesn't affect him 🤣. Charli was also just a dancer but you wrote her full name. What were you before you became racist? A clown?
Laid-off factory worker unseats Charli D'Amelio as top TikTok star with 142.8M fans
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Melissa supermarket (especially Kabulonga) customer service is top tier, they’ll great you nachimwela, ride the trolley to your car, load stuff super neat in your car trunk with a chi smile, you’ll feel like a queen & end up tipping them big coz why not! Love them!!!❤️🫶🏽
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ZNBC english is as outdated as its programming and picture quality, ati "the President dates the nation" 🤣🤣🤣
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Having driven long distances on Zambian roads, my conclusion is that truck drivers have no courtesy for other road users, they drive recklessly at excessive speed. Most times we've had to drive into the bush to avoid collision! Innocent lives lost coz of stupidity/impatience
Three people die in a road traffic accident on the Kafue-Mazabuka road -
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Not a mad man chasing me around wanting to kiss me inside corner bakery🥴🥴😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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So apparently the new whatsapp update, even if you delete your status, people will still be able to view it until 24hrs elapses, so if you accidentally post your nudes there, just deactivate your account and throw your sim on top of Mt Kilimanjaro, 🤦🏽♀️😭
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Mu Lusaka namo 🤣 not me being mistaken for Kidist by fuel attendants at this gas station ⛽️ in Zambezi road, kuona che bantu babwela speeeed ku motoka 😭😭😭💀🤣🤣🤣
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....this tweet, now I'm wondering whether or not I should have tweeted it. Yesterday around 7am on my way to work in ring road new kasama, over speeding truck smashed into my car from the back, my car flipped and was reduced to scrap, just thankful I'm still alive.
Having driven long distances on Zambian roads, my conclusion is that truck drivers have no courtesy for other road users, they drive recklessly at excessive speed. Most times we've had to drive into the bush to avoid collision! Innocent lives lost coz of stupidity/impatience
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“I took a photo with the President, Chela being Chela noifumya, kwena meno meno aba nefisela” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎵🎵🎵🎵🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️🔥😍🤍⚡️
@Chefy187
you’ve made my year already, you the best!!
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Minding your business will automatically save you from a lot of problems, both on here and in the real world..also not all tweets you see deserve a reaction from you. Sometimes log out and do other things.
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Something extremely awkward just happened to me, aha! Sent the family driver to run an errand for me, so when thanking him, I typed "ba" as a form of respect, didn't autocorrect change it to "baby" dear Lord 😪😭😭😭
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So Yango drivers legit value being rated than being paid 😂🤣. Third time I’m booking it for someone and instead of the driver requesting me to send the money, all they tell me is “madam, please rate me” 🤣
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Yesterday I found a gecko in the kitchen, whole night last night I slept with one eye open, not knowing that a bigger idiot was doing press ups for me, I found this shetani wrapped around my bin outside the kitchen door, I can't take this anymore! I need a husband 🤣😂😑
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“Every youth in Zambia is having sleepless nights, let’s start a 40 days & 40 nights hunger strike” 😂😂😂💀
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What grades do you teach? I might just need to repeat 🤧🤣
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Thank you so much
@bennyMalama
, best quality, efficient and good customer service, sorry I couldn't call back to thank you yesterday, I got held up. As per usual, I love the t-shirt so much. 💖👌
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@ChendaChilao
The ISO code changes once a currency is rebased. K in kwacha moved to W, for instance if kwacha gets rebased again, it will move from ZMW to ZMA.
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Can't wait to vote for you my President 😍❤
Whether we fly, drive or walk, nothing will stop us from bringing our message of hope to you. This is the kind of pressure we'll give to reviving our economy!
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The 6th President would have declared tomorrow another public holiday, talmbout “tomorrow is koffi olomiDAY” 😂
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Zambian businesses & treating their customers as an inconvenience, acting like they are doing the customer a favor, like…are you alright?
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**Me, wakes up around 5am every single day in winter to go for work, despite the cold colding colder than coldest**
The government of the Republic of Zambia: P.A.Y.E, ZMW 14,675.11 & then goes on to add more tax to every item I buy..bushe, mufwaya inshi kanshi? Buloshi ubu!🤣🤣
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Mwaona ka, you've even gained weight in Bally's govt. Muzitasha🤣
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We’re both in Zambia but you’re whatsapp calling, and then? With all the free airtel minutes but you still wanna whatsapp call, stop it!!! 😭😭😭
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Is that a roundabout? It’s giving flower bed 🤣
Unknown people have reportedly destroyed a roundabout in Zomba, Malawi, days after it sparked a hefty social media debate.
The facility caused an outrage online with users describing it as substandard, although it is the first of its kind for the old capital.
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I'm slowly becoming a "Where's your manager, can I speak to your manager" typa person coz I am tired of shitty customer service in Zambia mxim
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. this number has been calling me repeatedly for the past week, today they sent me this message and continued calling, I picked up, and they demanded that I send back the money they mistakenly sent to me😆🤣🤣 I'm not that easy to scam ine! Umungulufye 🤣
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***my own freestyle naine***
Nifuna confidence monga ya Iris, zazazaza *clears throat* maziba yanga yalema coz I'm riding hard, I'm riding hard for Riri, I'm making y'all horny like you have a HORNYrary degree. 🤣
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@abel_chisama
@ArnoldPhiri9
@ChendaChilao
ZM stands for Zambian, K is for kwacha, the kwacha was rebased, so you move to the next letter in the word kWacha, making it ZMW, you move from the K in Kwacha to the next letter being W, making it ZMW
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Net pay, ZMW 549,998.41 per month.
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South Africa is a perfect example of why forgiving someone who is not sorry is not a good idea.
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Unpopular opinion: people respect you less and abuse you when you’re too nice.
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Twitter rich kids 🤝 baseless assumptions. I innocently say the zed popo failed me, and without getting the full story, Elon Musk's aspiring cousin from bauleni tells me that it's because I'm not from money, he on the other hand has had no problem with them coz his father is rich
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There's absolutely no need for a Whatsapp call if we both in zed tbh😣
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Ati Zambian football fans are more serious than the players (Chipolopolo) 🤣🤣🤣
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Money which is not yours shouldn’t stress you, in fact they should have made that partial withdraw 50% ndrama zili zanga zikupaseni pressure 💀
Pension is for old age, partial access will create a lot of destitute elders - Simukoko
By Diggers Correspondent
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I don't like to brag about expensive trips..but, I just got back from the gas station! 😎🤌
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Got some smoked quails and goat meat from
@GoodnessSmokey
and this is literally the best smoked stuff I've ever tasted, ever. I had already chowed 2 quails by the time the pic was being taken, customer service is top tier too, highly recommend 👌!
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Let them increase fuel ⛽ pump prices by K100 per litre for unleaded and K120 by diesel ⛽ visililemo 😑
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You know your wedding is bundu if the likes of Sheyzo are your guest "celebrity" comedians, they will literally turn your wedding into a joke!
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Amapiano songs take 14 business days for the vocals to be introduced to the beat, you can start a song when you’re in Avondale off gardenia road & it’ll be all instruments until you reach manna mall ku chalala. 😂😭🤦🏽♀️
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...as a man, when you send me a message saying "what's up?" What am I supposed to say back?🤨
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Someone just drove into the yard with DMX's up in here blazin' loudly at the same time
@tonytheegoon
is tweeting about DMX's intro being 🔥...was that you who drove into my yard olo bwanji because this ain't no coincidence 🤔 🤣😂
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I typed "already" and auto correct brought "aleady" 😑 I know I'm bemba but that's pushing it too far 🤣😂
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I didn't know AKA was a "she" as indicated in your long unnecessary, clout chasing caption 🤣
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Which perfume plug smells kansi? I've been seeing the same tweet from a gazillion individuals for 2 weeks now, guys ma subtweet yapakisa, just tell the same plug to bath, nalema ine weh ah😑😒
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I missed nshima (cooked with cassava meal) so I came to Naija chops...only to be served with the smallest lamp I've ever seen in my entire life 😂🤣😂 I was like, hell NO you didn't, I didn't drive through the cold for this, apa I'm waiting for another lamp ah ah! 🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t understand the correlation between rain and zesco power outages
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Chi bedroom color monga nipa kabwata police, ma nightmares ati bwa..🙃
2 bedroomed semi detached flat in ibex Hill 2nd street. Master bedroom is self contained
K5500
Call 0971090735
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As long as you’re happy.
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You’re in your 30s talking about “oh my goodness, arsenal might actually win the premier league, it’s so unbelievable. The EPL is rigged” that time you were old enough when the invincibles happened, tsek 😒
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School calendar should be revised as well. Just 'cause your slave masters said y'alls kids should be at school by 7am in winter/June-July doesn't mean you can't adjust the calendar, 4yr old going to school in this cold?? Tf?! Sch must be closed during winter, periodt.
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At least she even cancelled a week before, ine she cancelled on me the very morning she was supposed to come, despite her being my sister's "bestie" she even blocked me 🤣, the other hair stylist did the same thing to me just cos Mihlalii showed up, kukosa if you're not a celeb🚶♀️
What’s wrong with these “celebrity makeup artists” mmhhh someone has complained ku FB about ba Abby’s make over… these people forget that all business is important.. how do you cancel a week before someone’s wedding just because a celebrity has popped up?
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Ma pf cadres are still bitter, that’s the problem. Elo ine I won’t stop pantelaling for that useless government, so either you block me or ask me to block you if you can’t find the block button on your tl, otherwise tweet quoting my tweets with mungulu won’t help you at all. ❤️
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I honestly don't understand how it is even legal to boil a mango, like how??☹😕🥴
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@MuleyaRoydah
😂🤣 told them it was stolen at first, but later had to confess after they tried involving the police 🥴
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It’s not called multichoice for nothing. 🤣
I just found out my mother collects DSTV sub from 2 of her children including me.
I have to respect that 😂
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You go to abroad twitter to copy a tweet, come back to post it (word for word) as yours, but the way twitter is now set up/algorithm, they'll make sure the original tweet is right below or above your copy and have you looking sheepish 🤣🤡🤡
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The only solution is to deactivate this account atp, coz deleting the tweets 1 by 1 teti fibombe, yanapakisa 😂
Congo DR, Malawi and many other countries are reducing their fuel prices. The Kwacha depreciation excuse is a joke. Try again.
What's your excuse ERB?
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"I have never seen an ALCOHOL company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?" 💀
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After watching so many crime and investigation series I can 100% say what happened to Zainab in zanzibar Tanzania isn't an isolated incident, those morons at
#WarereBeachHotel
are rapists and have obviously killed before! If they were to be investigated, a lot can be unearthed!
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Like, what else is there to like? The forex rate? The fuel prices? Let’s talk about impactful stuff, like maybe reducing the cost of living, regulating the mushrooming pentecostal churches, cost of rental properties etc…
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To check if you’ve got your shit together lol
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Hey
@Airtel_Zambia
, so I registered my sim card pre-covid19 & everything was confirmed & we were good, so why am I getting this annoying reminder to finish my sim registration before 31st december or risk losing my number, every time I try to make a call? Fix it! 😡
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