Shandie
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Romans 8:28 ✨| ga southern alum 💙🦅 | capricorn sun, libra moon, sagittarius rising
Joined April 2014
update on my horrible roommate: me and my man chilling in the common area and boom she comes out to chill too. ok cool. I look over and I-
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yes she pays rent. yes we have house rules. HER MAN WAS IN HER ROOM. please leave me alone.
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let’s be clear. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU ALL THINK. I said what I said and did what I did because I CAN. she is a disgusting ass nasty ass bitch. at this point, if you’re not paying my rent, then you can suck my big pink plastic dick. stupid hoe ass bitches.
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I really didn’t expect al you opinionated # mfs to see this. just my usual 6 followers who help me through shit 😂 y’all aggy and finna be muted.
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y’all my roommate blocked me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 issa hellstorm now.
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all week I’ve been stressing because I kept getting emails saying I owed almost $800 on my tuition. 🥺 literally I had given up on the semester simply because I didn’t have the funds. this morning I woke up and checked it. idk how but… MY GOD. MY GOD. He always makes a way. 💗💗
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YALL. I FUCKING WALKED OUT MY ROOM TODAY. PLEASE TELL ME THIS NOT WTF I THINK IT IS.
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I left for the night and came back the next morning and this is what everything looked like. so I texted her
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asked my ma was I wrong for tweeting the bitch. she said no so guess what. ion gaf im not wrong.
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to add to the shit she does to piss me off. she full on started a fire in MY skillet. then put it in the dish rack like normal. I asked her did she have my skillet and she said no. then said “well, I started a small fire but I didn’t think you’d notice”
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so my account was looking slim and I was thinking about who owed me money or who I could ask for money and I texted her about her bf.
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@ibeenb4rbie @broblackmamaba bby exactly. if she smelling fishy time to see the gynie cause bby she needs antibiotics mamas 🤷🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ niggas are dumb.
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so here’s the context. so everybody moved in on 8/7. anyway since she got there I’ve been doing her dishes after like four days I started texting her to wash her dishes when I’d come out and they’re dirty and have been sitting for days.
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@immaturetweetz @kiana_kerr very much so. but when I put my hands on her. I’m gonna be in the wrong.
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update on my job. 😭 I got a new one so I resigned my position (effective immediately) on Monday. I’m not a complete bitch and agreed to cover the shifts I was already scheduled except Friday. I have orientation. She agreed and then just texted me. Blocked and deleted. Fuck that
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Why she sent the money. idk lol but anyway I let her borrow my bonnet after I did her hair and I needed it cause I was bout to go do laundry and I texted her and it wouldn’t deliver like girl please. .
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today is Sophia’s gotcha day 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 I can’t believe she’s been in my life for three whole years now. she just fits like the perfect puzzle piece. Phia, I love you. 💕
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On 8/17 I got some bottles and had a few friends over. I was extremely fucked up and so I put my bottles away so I’d stop drinking cause I had to be to work early. we were playing uno and her bf asked me to get the bottles out and he’ll pay me for them. or something like that.
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at this point. im finna just live at this man house cause I’m not finna do this everyday. so I got the wild hair to cook dinner and so I came in and the kitchen was disgusting. I started cleaning it up and realized ole girl is home so I knocked on her door.
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ok. so my roomie (the messy one) fell off a ladder and fucked her knee. she came into the apartment on crutches WITH HER MAN RIGHT BESIDE HER. she looked directly at me and said “if it’s messy, I can’t really move around to clean up after myself.” BITCH. you don’t do it anyway.
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*it was actually 8/18. anyway. the other roommate ended up putting the bottles up and I didn’t see them until the next week. So the next Tuesday came and I got the bottles out and wasn’t barely shit in it and then I remembered her man saying he’s pay me BUT this was the night.
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my thing is. I don’t do it to her man. she shouldn’t do it mine. I pay rent too and I come out of my room decent. I sit accordingly. if I respect her then it should be reciprocated. I be comfy as fuck but ain’t nobody finna see my ass or titties (and I look good af naked).
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he got kicked out because she was moving stuff in and he just sat on her bed and got all mad cause other niggas came up and helped her move her boxes. so the next day I did her hair (it took allllll day) so she said she’d do the dishes the next day because we were all tired. .
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why this girl done made hamburger helper (with the dirty dishes in the sink) and gone say “can you taste this?” bitch get the fuck out my face.
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you don’t wanna see me talk about MY roommate on MY twitter. UNFOLLOW ME. tf!? cause at the end of the day that’s the whole reason YOU followed me to begin with with ya nosy ass.
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made my accounts private, y’all mfs really nosy and think I’m finna accept these requests??.
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i was in Parker’s last night and these freshmen came in. one of their cards declined for a dollar and the boy he was with started bitching at him to pay for his dollar drink. 🥺 so yea charged that shit to me cause i hate when people try to embrace someone for having less.
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this one is for the little victories ☺️ coming home to no dishes, no trash, and a decent looking living space. yay.
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y’all. this bitch had the audacity to move the trash can in front of MY bedroom door then write on the board “don’t put stuff in front of my door. don’t touch my stuff to put in front of my door either” 😂😂 so we all got home round the same time and I waited on her to come up. .
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everytime I come home I wanna cuss this girl out cause WHY IS IT SO HARD TO CLEAN BEHIND YOURSELF 😅.
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how quickly I lose interest when I get asked “how many bodies you got?”.
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I’ve been telling bitches to suck my dick and kiss my ass all day. im sleepy and it’s time for bed 😭😭😭.
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tbh I think we’re making progress as roomies fr tho cause she cleans her dishes after she uses them, she took out the trash today, and she AVOIDS ME AT ALL COST. she will deadass stay in her room until I go in mine and I got a big ass tv up front so I be in there all day. 😭😭.
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y’all. I debated telling y’all cause I’m embarrassed af but I mean I might as well hell y’all know everything about that mf apartment. on Friday we’re being treated for German roaches ://///// and this bitch had the nerve to say “I don’t know where the could be coming from”.
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“sHe AlWaYs GoT hEr MaN oVeR” . firstly, he don’t even much like coming over cause how messy it always is because of her. second, HER MAN LIVES IN HER ROOM. stfu dumbass hoes.
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i blinked and my little baby turned into a big girl 💘 (she’s taking on pre-k in the fall) 😭😭
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the other day I was a little concerned with my schedule cause I only had one day for the week. I texted my boss asked her what’s going on and she NEVER responded. low and behold, she needs me. and guess what the answer is. NOOOOO
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i done got drunk waiting on this girl to get home 😭😭😭 ain’t no telling what’s bout to happen.
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sucks being the friend that’s always there for everyone but when it’s my turn I gotta fight the toughest battles alone.
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“AlL yOu Do Is TaLk AbOuT hEr”. bitch duh. this my house and everytime I come home I get pissed off all over again. you come live here stupid.
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since y’all still bothering me. please tell me where in the hell did I say my man wants her. or that I’m concerned she’s gonna take my man??? baby you can’t compete we’re you don’t compare and I lost definitely promise she doesn’t compare with clothes on or off. check that.
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it worked. I couldn’t believe my eyes. it really worked.
since asking her to take out the trash doesn’t work. maybe this will :/ I just don’t know what to do anymore
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I’m done arguing with you raggedy ass hoes. ✌🏾 suck my dick and eat my ass. have a blessed life.
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yea at this point, I’m convinced my roomie is afraid of me. cause I would’ve been tried to fight me if I were her. sis left a whole ass not on the fridge and I kindly responded.
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I said “if you don’t want your ass beat you got about a half second to get the fuck out my face. ” i never seen a crippled person move so fast 😕 then she said I threatened her which is how I know when I beat her ass imma have to go ahead and have my bail money ready.
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yooooo I just accidentally showed the whole house me sucking dick lmaoooooooo.
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I did her hair only charged her $30 cause I don’t do hair fr. at first she sat down with dirty hair and I made her go wash it. Then she came back and the outside was dry but the middle was wet so I had to dry it. then she told me “it may be tangled, I don’t usually brush my hair”.
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I asked her to clean the kitchen cause I’m gone cook and I can’t cook with dirty dishes and the trash full and the counters being cluttered. So I went in my room. Came out and she was gone. I guess you call this cleaning up.
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since asking her to take out the trash doesn’t work. maybe this will :/ I just don’t know what to do anymore
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thought i was nosy then i met 5,000+ people who only followed me cause I was private.
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you guys, I got called a “scary bitch” from behind a locked bedroom door. 😭💀.
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@AmyErtel557296 Tucker is delusional. Truly he wanted to go up then try to leverage that with Cedric to get him to do what he wanted. Tucker is a CRYBABYYYYYY.
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my favorite old man FaceTimed with me. just checking on me. I told him I needed to shower and he said “good, I can smell you through the phone.” then proceeded to do this 😂😍 man I miss that old man so so much.
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my niece is three and she is freaking hilarious. I asked her my name and she said “auntie shandie” so I said “do you think you can say my real name? It’s Quashanda” this girl said “yo name not no agshsShanda it’s auntie shandie. don’t say that again” 💀💀💀💀.
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“are you pro life? or pro choice?” . I am pro do whatever the hell YOU want with YOUR body.
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onlyfans got approved and I got my braces on today. today is a good day.
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someone please tell me why my aunt loves to photoshop tf out her picture!? 😭😭😭😭😭 cause why tf she added sunglasses and red lipstick to the picture of me 🥺
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one of you old ass men on my twitter. send me like $5000 😭 I’ll send you titty pics.
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somebody done damn posted the tweet on Insta and Facebook and I cannot deal. Twitter mfs was aggy enough so I changed my @ for a bit.
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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 yet I’m the scary one. ong were in the same house. please eat my ass.
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all my natural followers, what shampoo/conditioner y’all use? cause it’s time to change up.
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it’s so funny to me that y’all get so mad when I tweet about my roomie. Isn’t that why y’all followed me to begin with??? it is it cause you wanted to see a fight? cause at this point ain’t no fighting going on unless she hits me first. 🤷🏾♀️.
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i gotta stay off Facebook cause everytime I log on. I’m cussing somebody’s racist ass grandma out.
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@aMsalvi16 @KendraJenee_ but Anna, how can you not feel your shorts in your stomach???? 😭🤦🏾♀️.
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PLEASE STOP GOING TO LAKE LANIER!! I AM BEGGING YOU.
Earlier today police found the body of a 19 year old on Lake Lanier, witnesses say the teen went under water and wasn't seen until 3 hours later.
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my mama really be pissing me off but one thing about her. she gone come through EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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I left to come tutor. I stg if I get back and the trash is still over flowing and those damn seagrams are still on the table. ITS OVER.
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