The chatGPT convo is funny.
You built an LLM, trained it with data from humans and now calling the humans the LLMs learnt from, LLMs.
“No one writes like that”
Where exactly do you think the LLM learnt it from?
I steal my paddy ein money for school cos I wan buy iPhone 14 but I just be Uni student, ano dey work, my family too no get like that so if I buy something like that everybody go be suspicious. Even my parents go biz me where I get the money from.
So I start business.
Someone is going to be behind bars for 2 weeks for protesting illegal mining but you’re here saying it’s in their selfish interest. The selfish interest be the prison food or what?
About 4yrs ago I was having a conversation with a guy about how grinding a random girl at a club without consent is wrong.
According to him, once you are there, you’ve already consented.
I asked him, if another man starts grinding him in the club what will he do?
That Akabenezer guy ein evolution be serious. The way he moved from being typecasted as an armed robber cos of his dreadlocks to being one of the funniest comedians now >>>>
Lol that airline.
Took their plane some years ago and the AC wasn’t on, we drew one of the staffs attention to it and she told us it wasn’t working but we should be patient we’ll be in the air soon and it’s cool over there
Alhaji’s wife be overrated pass.
If you dey Spintex, some waakye dey right opposite Crisberry pub across the road. Dem dey call am sisters or so. If you want proper waakye, go buy for there
Once again, if you have chronic illness or taking care of someone with one, enroll them in the mPharma mutti program.
Also, enroll your kids under 10 so they have access to free unlimited physician examinations and consultations with a Mutti doctor cos the way things dey go hmm
Lol fighting your hypothetical spouses over hypothetical properties is crazy to me cos I don’t know if you’re aware of the maths but half of zero is zero
One thing a lot of Ghanaian companies hate is for you to know your value.
I used to work for this company and one time they were declining my request for leave with the reason that if I went on a leave, some operations will suffer.
He just bursted out, “Kw3 he dey mad?”
After a few seconds of we both staring at each other, he just realized what just happened and as expected he uttered those three words, “it is different”.
3 months later, I take the money I steal go buy the iPhone 14, no one bats an eye because they believe I got the money from the “profits” I’ve been making wey if you spy my books inside too aa edey show say I really dey make money cos adey cook numbers.
You know through it all, your mothers and fathers don’t even know all this is happening. They will go and pick the newspaper and see “NDC protestors” and shrug. Come elections time they will go and vote for the party they’ve supported their whole lives
“Guys let’s go and protest for bad governance”
“Yeyeeeee let’s goooooo”
“Guys let’s make sure the people responsible for the bad governance do not retain their power”
“I knew it. I always knew you had an agenda, acting like you were neutral😏”
You people are so unserious
I don’t think Ghanaians really understand the value of dollars. They do the conversion and all that but they don’t really understand the value cos no way country wey the average salary dey hover around $150 dey sell normal stuff in prices the average American sef no fi afford
Bruh even teachers.
I used to wear those circular glasses back in high school before it came in vogue.
One Madam asked a question, I raised my hand and she said, “Yes Harry Potter” and that was it.
Ghanaian school children are so mean. Any slight deviation from the norm would set you up for name-calling. Don’t be too fat, too skinny, too tall, too short, too dark, too fair, too poor, too rich, too slow or even too smart. All these have specific special names waiting for you
So out of curiosity, if she marries within her church.
He comes home with everything gone
Him: Babe where are all our stuff
Her: I sold them for Rhapsody of realities
Him: Aww this is why I love you so much
????
I start dey go pick shoes den things for Morro market come dey sell for school.
If I sell shoe give somebody Ghc200 then I rep for my book wey adey keep records inside say I sell am for Ghc600. Even shoes ano pick sef I rep for my books inside say I sell
It cracks me up so much.
Someone they met two weeks ago telling them I love you makes them blush but the person they’ve known for the longest time who has been there through it all telling them I love you makes their skin crawl.
Do you really believe you’re worth loving?
5 years ago, you people said someone is a failure if they had Ghc10k in their account by 30. I reckon y’all pushing 30 or 30 by now. I hope life was fairer to y’all
You people are so judgmental towards Rasta men and people with multiple piercings and tattoos but the biggest thieves in the country are bald headed niggas with no tatts nor multiple piercings
Citizens: we know there is dumsor, give us a timetable.
ECG: we can’t give you a timetable because there is no dumsor
Citizens: Fine, we’ll track it and come up with a timetable ourselves
ECG: Yeah??? Time this? (goes on erratic power outages)
Yesterday you people were using her pictures to diss Ama Governor that she deserves to be called to the bar cos she’s decent. Today you guys are attacking her. If women say you people hate them aa, u go rep thesis.
Mind you, it was a shift system with 4 other people with the same title as me.
So I told them if the company can’t survive while I’m out for a week then I’m more valuable than they make me think and should be paying me more.
They granted me my leave the next day
I ended the way I did cos I know how ballsy the CEO is, I also knew he’ll appreciate it considering he himself is in a lot of negotiations.
This is just an FYI for anyone who is planning on using the template.
The irony in not settling for less financially when it comes to dating is you’re likely looking for someone who has to settle for less, with the less being you
I referenced my biological science background because the CEO himself did biological science, that was a way to create a relation.
I told him about a project he has been working on knowing how personal it was to him and I knew because I had been following the project for a while
See Adwoa Safo eh?
You know how crazy it is for an MP to leave her post, do tiktoks while still being on payroll and then have the audacity to come back to contest for elections?
Never seen someone go this extreme to try and call us fools.
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
This was more personalized to the recipient than you might think.
It took me sometime to come up with the subject I used “A good deal” because the company was looking for funding, I knew, this will catch his attention knowing he gets multiple messages.
Lol
Sometimes can’t see quote tweets.
App renders tweets non-contiguously sometimes, have to close and reopen app.
Gifs and videos load when they feel like
And the one thing Elon promised to change which was bots is worse than ever but you ain’t wrong, it’s still running
@akintonmide
I always say this, most women enjoy the pursuit. It’s the reason even when they don’t like you, they get jealous when you’re moving to someone else. You’re not the one they miss, it’s the feeling of being pursued they miss.
Investment diversification in Ghana is hilarious. In most places, investment diversification is investing in dissimilar assets to reduce risk. For here, investment diversification is also investing in different platforms so say somebody no go carry all your net worth run😭
Your sister whom you stay with is going on vacation for the weekend so you decide to go for a program on the Saturday.
You buy ticket, you get there, the bouncer takes your ticket, trashes it and lets you enter.
Please you tech guys that are chopping money in tech, when you’re talking about the money kindly add some context🙏🏾
Let people know how much work you’ve put in and your years of experience.
I’ve got way too many beginners trying to evade the hustle cos they just want the money.
Less than 10mins into the behavioral interview, the co-founder said, “I’m not going to waste both of our time asking questions you already have great answers to, I would like to have you in the team”
Another thing is you people don’t know how to take feedback without taking the extreme position.
You can eat somebody’s food without their consent and when they tell you “oh I didn’t appreciate that”, your response will be I won’t touch anything of yours again
Around Q2 2021, I was trying to make my transition into tech and
@Fiifidee
was looking for mid-level developers for a project. I was nowhere near mid-level and had no work experience but I applied. During our interview, I couldn’t answer most of the technical questions.
Unlike the popular opinion here, never have I seen someone wearing a shoe and the first thing that came into mind was whether it was fake or genuine unless there is an obvious misspell of the brand name.
Adwoa Safo ein matter just dey piss me off. She was 32 when she became an MP. I remember how inspirational it was, she had such potential. Same as Kojo Nkrumah. Look at them now
#OccupyJulorbiHouse
He took me up as an intern and paid me from his own pocket as I was not employed by the company.
That internship was the only work experience I leveraged on to get my current job. He took time out of his schedule to prep me for the interview. I’m here because he believed in me.
You may not like this but sometimes the reason your man is not doing “romantic” stuff for you is because you’re broke.
That man has to take care of all your bills and optimize for your weekly urgent billings but you want Ghs500 flowers you’ll trash next week.
Just read about
@ichtrojan
on "Under the Hoodie"
and it was an interesting read. Looking at how young he started and how skilled I've heard he is, I'm surprised he still struggled with imposter syndrome. Would like to see
@chiziaruhoma
featured
Tech bros be funny pass. They spend like $100 on a mechanical keyboard because they like the sound it makes when typing, then buy a $200 noice cancelling headphones.
Then spend $100 on a mouse cos it has a lot of features only to use keyboard shortcuts 90% of the time😂
Most of y’ll idea of romance isn’t even something you really want, they are just ideas you’ve assimilated from social media and movies.
So you’re being given what you say you want but you still feel lacking because you’re not feeling what you expect to feel.
Uber driver: Me I don’t like taking instructions from people, that’s why I quit my old job and decided to work for myself.
My friend: Oh that’s nice, turn left here
(Driver turns left)
💀💀💀
My CTO always explains technical things to me in the most basic ways making use of analogies and devoid of technical jargons. And he always does it so enthusiastically and empathetically I know I can ask him anything without him making me feel stupid
Since the beginning of the protests, some of you have condemned the actions of the protesters and made insinuations about agenda. But you wey get clear agenda have neither tweeted about
#StopGalamseyNow
nor
#FreeCitizens
I know who you are.
Last year, somebody complain about dema salary small noor,
“come to tech”
Complains about cost of living
“Come to tech”
Now they’ve come, you’re giving them stories
Quick tip
Instead of asking people to be your mentor, you can identify a couple of people you look up to then go to them with specific questions.
Instead of just saying Hi, say, “hello I have this bug blah blah, I’ve tried blah blah and it’s still not working, can you help?
Tired of continuously running cd commands on the terminal just to take a peak at a file? Try Heimdall
Heimdall is a simple CLI program that allows you to run basic shell commands on your files or folders from anywhere without changing directories.
Why generous men always take initiative but generous women always dey wait for one condition after the other?
“I’ll spoil my man if he spoils me”.
Dem go take 10% of what dem receive buy something give you den talk about after all I did for you. Frauds
I would love a community of developers especially Junior developers where we meet like once a week or twice a month.
1. You pick an old project you built earlier in your tech journey, get roasted and then we refactor the codebase together.