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"hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?"
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yesterday a kid came to the house dressed up like a door and had me knock, then opened up the door costume and gave me some skittles and when i offered candy in return was like ‘no thanks’ and walked away
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a really fun part of touring diy small band style lowkey across america in the 2010s would be random people you'll never meet again messaging your FB band page to try and help you fill gaps in the tour schedule by booking you a show at the cafe in their town
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“everything but country and rap” people’ve probably been having a rough few years
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how many trips from this GO station does it take to no longer joke about it
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was in a bar in new york eating shrimp with fork and knife and a woman said "you are cutting the smallest thing ever into little pieces you tiny eater!!' then started singing 'hold me closer tiny eater🎵'
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some guy at a cornerstore just told me he ‘knew i was from montreal’ and that i should leave toronto because it eats people up and starting making loud fake eating noises until i left the shop
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in 2010 someone on the internet said they liked my song so i decided to ruin my life
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everything in life ends
except for the air show in toronto
which will exist forever
for some reason
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can’t believe i went to the garden of earthly delights and got roped in the group getting inside the big egg
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just asked my dentist if he ‘missed me’ this is going to be a long 2 hours
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if we are friends & you live in toronto please let me deliver a zucchini to you im in over my head
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update
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every morning my 98 year old neighbour and I have banter about how squirrels are sneaky
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just watched someone pour, then eat honey from their open palm on the subway and now I can’t stop thinking about it
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🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
🎃twee🎃ting🎃fro 🎃m 🎃
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🎃jack 🎃 o’ 🎃 🎃 🎃
🎃lan 🎃ter 🎃n j 🎃ail 🎃
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if u make a pregnant person laugh youre allowed to say 'laughin for two now aren't ya??' at least a few times
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if i were a detective i would start every case by going to toronto island to think
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ur in her dms
im in the lobby trying to connect to 'HP-Print-40-Officejet Pro 8600' so i can get imessages
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ok the most amazing thing happened : the tailor down the road that turned into a vape shop turned back into a tailor
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back in NS for a bit and I gotta say i really missed these urinals
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girl from grade 11 physics watching me post nine second clips of bands in dive bars until the end of time
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just read a film review that said "...an everything bagel of a movie."
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just bought a nutribullet off Craigslist from a guy named Igor and I gave him ten more than asking price on accident, and he ran after me to return it & I’m now like whoa,
evil name but a heart of gold
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if we are at a party and im going on and on about my experiments in baking you Legally must to disclose if you are a professional pastry chef
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my 91-year-old nonna neighbour was listening to californication on the radio
when the solo hit we both shed a tear
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hi! We are putting out an album,
on May 10th
Here's a new song from it with a video by Jordan Yeye featuring completely unedited and real footage from a nature-sightseeing hike this past...
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my friends at age 13 selling me on the australian pink floyd show
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just received my first subway station airdrop dick pic
nature is healing <3
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it's nice to sit in the alley behind my house and watch stuff blow around
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new album is out today !!!
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so many of us start the day with a glass of coffee
no matter what
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what's a celeb name that's soothing to you?
mine's Baz Luhrmann
it's like a bubble bath
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my dream for adulthood was having so many lip balms everywhere that if I misplaced one it wouldn't matter and it finally came true
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Me: ty Simone, i made the rose - been fixated on objects that really show the damage done to them thru just existing - a flower coat seemed like a worthy emblem for a version of this idea, so i left it on our porch for 4 months - cut up an ol' couch i found & singed each petal!
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Once played a show with
@heaven4R
right before a ‘Magic: The Gathering’, tournament; overheard someone say ‘sorry..we have to stop the game, some BAND is gonna play..’.
Headcount was around 9 and it was my birthday
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today i will go & pick up my 3-speed fan, then my life will change
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a mouse could probably live off of one single crumb from a clif bar for 50 days
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rip Alice Munro
read so many of your stories when I did medical tests for money in montreal &
they got me through
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hellO - released this album 1 year ago today, really miss playing shows with my friends, much love to you,
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what if I dm'd you like 'hey I've spent most of the pandemic working on this painting'
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RIP Joni
my heart goes out to her family & loved ones ❤️
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really picked the wrong time to start living at my jamspace in secret
Some musicians who rent practice space at 322 Geary Avenue have been given two-month notice to leave
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