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anyone in detroit area remember the radio station that was like “all the best hits without the rap” ??????? what the fuck was that about
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we are gonna be needing masks for a while so any of my hijabi followers, or really anyone who would find use in this, DM me and ill crotchet a few for you free of charge!!! if ur not local then i will only charge $3 to ship!
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youre exposing yourself and so many others to a vascular disease for… a beer?
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a customer asked me if i had the plague and i was just like sure
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I ate them. That's right. I ate the ballots, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good... goooood. You probably want me to get serious about our country. The thing is, you always called our country a joke. So let's use logic here: If A: we never had a serious governmen
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please god let me be someones Masked boyfriend by me June 23, 2024.
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-very cheap fit test-
make DIY saccharin solution by dissolving sweet n low in water. water should taste pretty sweet.
put saccharin solution in a small spray bottle. put on your mask and then spray the solution around your face. If you can taste the spray then your fit is poor.
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is this a joke bc this is how all men act
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do you think this is my dad telling us the eggs are hard boiled or that he is just absolutely fed up
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people who have peak confidence for no reason at all:
1. hs sophomores the first day back to school
2. republicans
3. rick and morty fans
4. kanye west stans
6. business majors
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fafsa be like are you in the right headspace to recieve information that may hurt you right now
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im mad...that i go to school with...actually talented people... who will work for almost nothing the first few years if their career and people blew $500 on someone with no realy training im floored
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this is actually so funny bc im literally arab but go off Samis (Harvard Grad) !
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this is literally what rams horn looks like
theatre kids at 11 pm invading a late night diner after their show
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@plagueprose
yup!!! used to play the game all the time. im constantly thinking about how one of the mutate options in the game is brain fog, and it keeps from more research on the virus being done 🙃
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in my humble and educated opinion, when you were young by the killers has and always will slap way harder than mr. brightside. i will not be reading any of the replies to this tweet.
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Not to eat my own ass but...
Other people: Not to toot my own horn but....
Me: Now I don't want to sound like I'm sucking my own dick but....
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palestine will be free
Artists this is the time to let the world know the strength of your will and heart: Paint, draw, write, sing in their stead, make the world know your outrage, your sorrow, your empathy and your pain!
QRT with your own art in support of palestine!
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the forbidden diva cup
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@gramscifancam
not to mention people getting misdiagnosed with adhd bc they “can’t pay attention” and then those meds trigger way worse side effects (bc they don’t have adhd lmao)
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love having an adult tell me i’m brainwashed for the views i hold and then them openly admitting to me that they have done zero research for the candidate they voted for
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very sexy of me to land a job that my professors said i wouldn’t be able to get and then take all of them off of my resume bc they have become Irrelevant
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@ryansmith333
i do understand this perspective, but i believe it was more about race than it was about being family friendly more than we want to believe. Although being “family friendly” was probably the intention of cutting these artists of color BECAUSE culture was bad. Either way its slimy
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cool date idea: thrown on your best look and take your special someone out to vote! seeing them care about the state of our government is HOT and exercising your rights together is SO romantic.
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every woman in alabama: move out of state RIGHT NOW lets go get a secret lake house in michigan NO BOYS ALLOWED!!! it would be SO cheap amongst all of us. i will nurture you
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male theatre techs be like hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂you dumb girl you couldn’t possibly know anything 🤭🤭 btw your ass is sooooooooooooooo fat 👅 meet me in the mechanical room 💦💦💦
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i dont wanna see this happen till yall stop telling hijabis to go back to their country fuck you
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sure a sex strike sounds cool, but what if, and hear me out, we STOP electing republicans and put more women in office
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throw back to when the year book misquoted me and made me sound like a fucking loser
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if men were the ones getting pregnant none of this would be a fucking issue.
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first time my extended family has seen me with bangs. my one uncle asks “whats wrong with your hair”. i reply “whats wrong with yours?” and he has been balding since he was 18.
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Since I've been feeling crummy here is photo evidence of me feeling not crummy to boost my ego thanks
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imagine going to bed at a reasonable ti- 🤢🤢🤢🤢 going to bed at a reasonab- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 can’t even say it 🤢🤢🤮
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graduating was so good for my mental health i haven’t pretended to laugh at a man’s joke in over 8 months
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Haven’t posted a selfie to twitt in a while and I know this was on my snap yesterday DONT come for me.
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hey everyone i had a great opportunity come up so please send me good energy bc i want this so bad lol thank u
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You've heard of Taming of the Shrew... now get ready for
Respecting Women
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like this tweet and i will tell you who you are the love child of
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graduated college with the same gpa that i graduated hs with. consistency.
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nobody asked for every 12 year old in 2009 to memorize every word superbass with voice inflections and all but we did
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love asking men what their astrological sign is and then saying “that makes sense” to whatever they say just to piss them off
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i hate ppl who get so serious on smash bros . we are literally the wii fit trainer and pikachu rn
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i start my new job in 5 minutes how do i set the bar low but not low enough that they fire me
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if im going to be called a 'techie' then i insist that all actors are called 'acties'
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I RLly dont undertand how some people can get in relationships one right after the other & it takes me 8 years to make eye contact & say hi
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im so disappointed and upset that
@oaklandu
let these people target and shame the women on our campus. ABORTION IS NOT THE PROBLEM. if you are pro life, lets start with ending gun violence in our schools. Lets start having beneficial educational systems in our communities.
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i just want everyone to know that my little brothers band is playing at the meijer grand reopening thats the only reason why you should go.
Join us Saturday, Nov 23, 11am-3pm for a Rochester Hills re-grand opening celebration with games, prizes, & in-store cookout.
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To all of my friends in the arts: don’t let shallow relatives get in your head today. Your career choice is awesome and wonderful and you’re doing amazing things. Remind them of how hard you work and no matter what you’ll end up somewhere great bc you are very talented ❤️
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on god i will never feel bad for a business major and im not explaining this tweet
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Couples Costume Ideas:
- Blue and Magenta from Blue’s Clues
- Salt and Pepper from Blue’s Clues
- Pale and Shovel from Blue’s Clues
- The red chair and the mailbox from Blue’s Clues
- The notebook and the crayon from Blue’s Clues
- The wall and the paw print from Blue’s Clues
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the term “toxic masculinity” does NOT mean “if you are a man, you are toxic”. What it means is through the years, society has created a set of rules that men must follow in order to be masculine or manly. This concept is what is toxic- forcing men to be masculine and nothing less
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ur 13 walking around the target plaza in rochester on a sat with ur toxic friends. one of them told ur crush that u like them. u pretend it doesnt bother u. u go to tjmaxx and someone else says i look fat in the jeans u tried on. ur mom keeps textin that u need to be home by 5
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i really wonder why covid is not a deal breaker for anyone idk what everyone thinks is gonna happen if it continues to be unaddressed 🤨
EVERYONE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE FOR US PRESIDENT VOTE FOR CLAUDIA DE LA CRUZ‼️ SHE MAY BE THIRD PARTY BUT WE CAN GET PEOPLE TO
VOTE FOR HER IF ENOUGH PEOPLE SPEAK UP
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yall be like theatre kids this theatre kids that but do yall know about theatre ADULTS??? way worse
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every day i wake up in my silly little clothes and make my silly little tweets
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screaming and crying and throwing up bc my boss ordered us take out and we opened our fortune cookies together and this was mine
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i literally HATE being friends with actors. we will be in the middle of a conversation and then they just START reciting a MONOLOGUE. I WISH THIS WERE A JOKE
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my fav part of elementary school was when young boys were pushing other children against walls, grabbing collars of shirts, and kicking shins all while yelling “MICHIGAN OR MICHIGAN STATE!?!??” and you just had to pick one
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happy new year only to my moots who didnt fucking go to a bar last night you all did literally the easiest thing 💚
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no, i dont think white people should be talking about how scared they are right now.
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fuck off
@Harry_Styles
i’m gonna crochet the harry styles cardigan and i will probably look better
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why are y’all obsessed with making others suffer the way you did. what is the point of existing and progressing if you just want everyone to be as miserable as you.
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@hutchleah
so far i haven’t had any fibers pull up/get caught + that’s w having them on for a large chunk of the day at work! the chains themselves are very smooth but the concern is valid. maybe you could do small little charms on the straps instead of something going across the front :)
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when im really sad, i always think about how much happier id be if i could just pick up a harmonica and play the introduction to “piano man” without even thinking twice
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