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This guy, a brain surgeon living in a fucking mansion, was being routinely dicked down by a guy who had fatally punched someone in a road rage incident and walked with a limp from a recent gunshot injury. Gay men are addicted to danger
Paid lover charged with murder of beloved Detroit brain surgeon
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All black people know is generational trauma insulin resistance eat hot chip and die
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I loved my twin sister in a way i have never loved before and will never love again and her loss fills me with a horror that I can't begin to shake. I can only run
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Low energy, underrehearsed, everyone looks bored. Where is the black girl magic
THE FIRST EVER BLACK ALT FLASHMOB IN HISTORY.. thank you to everyone who was a part of this. 🥺 ‘This City is A Graveyard’ Out Now💕✨
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Both of them still playing out weird therapeutic manipulation tactics to the bitter end
This was Conrad’s final text message with Holle after she’d been injured. He shot himself shortly after. This is an ongoing investigation and I am not able to say a whole lot yet. But goddamn this was terrifying.
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@verymoisturized
An unholy misunderstanding of attraction that starts with believing that a still image captures anything meaningful about a person's appeal
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Gentle reminder that it's best to cut your malevolent libtard relatives off at the earliest opportunity because they're moving through a self-imposed isolation/alienation exercise and won't see the error of their ways until they've successfully pushed everyone away
We aren't okay. This sister is also our best friend. We trust her totally and love her dearly, but her husband's behavior, the way he clearly misrepresented the conversation, became defensive and bailed after that conversation is extremely disturbing. It's not normal.
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Got called sex negative in the bar this weekend just for correctly stating that sniffies is for pozzed tweakers and should be avoided. He physically pivoted to hit on my husband instead and i overheard him asking if we're "open" as soon as he thought i was out of earshot
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Libtard excess is this pink bloat teaching a sex ed class for kids where it deliberately refuses to even define the fucking term
Virginity! What is it? What it isn't. And what’s the big deal about "losing" it? Let’s talk about it:
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Overheard a janitor on campus emptying the trash he was quietly repeating to himself
"everything on earth dies"
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Enough! Next stuffed animal I spot in an adult male homosexuals bedroom I'm calling the police
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If you can't see how vacant this bitch is from her bovine eye positioning alone to deserve to be scammed
Candace Owens: “I'm not a flat earther. I'm not a round earther. Actually, what I am is I am somebody who has left the cult of science.”
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I'm starting to think the monster in this female-directed horror film is a metaphor for trauma
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Another huge milestone on an account that everybody loves but nobody follows
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The way i would have all you smartasses acting if we ever met in person
Wildlife conservationist placing baby burrowing owls back in their burrow.
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This is not true lol if you have abs and are a bottom you are most definitely welcome, what part of meth are you not understanding
Did ya'll know that most "party and play" gay meth sex party houses in the Bay Area and LA have a strong "no Asians" rule?
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Guys will notice over and over that the gay scene in every city is the same -- catty, cruel, unpleasant and alienating, and never consider that maybe the gay is the problem
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Stop trying to connect with me after all these years now that you're gay. Because im not gay anymore
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I don't fw gcs because I'm really too nice and sensitive for them so
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So cool that after 20 years of nearly daily drinking I just got bored of it and basically stopped
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One very memorable moment in my teaching career was witnessing a group of 17-18 year olds argue about whether a chicken is a bird. They didn't reach agreement. I was expected to be teaching them high school biology
To be fair, these are unnaturally challenging questions.
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Gay men are especially good at misogyny because women confide in us in their worst moments
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Of course gay men follow their dicks places they wouldn't go with a gun. Guns are useless against aids
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Once i get a handle on the GERD, lose 5% bodyfat and finally move past my fascination with alcohol it's well and truly over for these hoes. Still gay though
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One day we will look back at the age of the hard seltzer like a bad dream
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@punkroaster
@jestingtime
The last thing any of us sees is a doctor 20 years younger than us starting at his phone
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Every straight guy i know says i love you before we hang up the phone
Make of that what you will
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My sister is haunting my dreams, finding new ways to die, leaving me notes and clues. I wake up in tears that quickly flee me as the hollow numbness rushes back in. Awake, I am the ghost
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Benzos are an insanely undignified addiction that luckily you will grow out of unless you die because they literally change your brain and stop working right
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Confused to report that i once again woke up at greater than half mast after a sex dream with a beautiful woman who was careful to reveal she was very much toxically psychotic, right there within the context of the encounter
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I'm glad Amy winehouse died when she did and was mercifully spared the obligatory collab culture of music today. Imagine her having to do a feature on a sam Smith track and the associated promo photos. Imagine an amy track with a megan thee stallion verse
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I keel over from a massive heart attack in this university gym, surrounded by zoomers recording themselves doing hip thrusts. Vaxxed?? I croak before expiring. Nobody hears, nobody even notices
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If you decide gays guys got that way by being molested as children and then *hate* them for that reason you are saying much more about yourself than us
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Finally seeing this and it's depressingly clear that almost everyone in my video is positively intoxicated by the certainty that they're about to go viral
A counter-protester jumps up and down and hoots like a monkey toward a protester who was live-streaming on her phone at
@OleMiss
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Chants of “lock her up” as the Dean of Students (
@marsh_brent
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I know a Brazilian guy who is so handsome I think he would still be fuckable in pieces
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Getting out of jury duty by saying he just like me fr after each exhibit is presented
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You gotta give it to the Red scare girls because they are the only people who shifted their aesthetic and political positioning to align with their new class after achieving fame and fortune, even as it baldly contradicts the credibility they used to get there
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Gay men that call sex "play" know that they're doing something wrong
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Amazing! Cured my cigarette addiction and turned me gay using only the dsm-5 and the power of cringe!
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I guess my problem w brat is that not a single song actually goes hard and hits. 365 is close but still pulls the punch
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Nobody believes me when i say that nobody really knows exactly how nutrition works but it's true, for reasons like this. Even calories in/out is pretty disputed
They fed people glucose syrup, canola oil, milk protein concentrate, and sugar, then conclude that protein is bad for you.
This is why I’m a Science Denier
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Everyone please attend your local cinema regularly so they can afford to crank the AC again
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I think my old phone was making me do evil things but I'm better now though
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