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He/him. Evo-devo biologist at the U of Minnesota Morris. On Mastodon at @pzmyers @octodon .social. Now also on .

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@redditships @Beyerstein My IQ is apparently high enough to do the math and realize he was in a sexual relationship with a 16 year old when he was 23.
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@DrRubidium Cops *always* refer to women as females, which is another reason not to trust them.
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@buitengebieden_ Oh god no. It's kinesin transporting an unspecified vesicle along a microtubule. Happiness is not that simple and trivial, and requires a great many processes.
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@RichardDawkins It's not SF. That's your mistake, looking for a literal process to turn someone into a cockroach. It's about loneliness & isolation & self-loathing. It's also not a science book.
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@YouTube @MarziaPie @pewdiepie What? You failed to highlight his racist episodes? Mediocre.
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Wow. So many misconceptions about evolution in one illustration. Maybe I can use it in class as an example of how not to understand evolution?
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@cjane87 We still haven't heard from Dr Teeth. He looks more qualified than those Oprah-spawned TV doctors.
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How the hell did this astonishingly sloppy, biased work get published in the first place, anyway?
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A good analogy
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@JacobAWohl Would you please give a specific address for this "no-go zone in Minneapolis"? I'd like to check it out myself, or have friends cruise through it (if they can rent an armored car).
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@KateHarding I'll just listen & speak when spoken to. I don't have a direct personal stake in any of that stuff.
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@MrPeterLMorris @RichardDawkins It's an anti-trans manifesto cloaked in the language of feminism, so I wouldn't sign it.
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@LeahLibresco Yeah, the New York Times eats that dissembling shit up. You cannot "deliver" an ectopic pregnancy. You got a necessary abortion, ending a pregnancy that could have killed you. A procedure you want to deny to others.
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That says it all
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@C_C_Gill You mean the people who are trained to have a wider appreciation of culture find him particularly repellent? True. But look deeper, and you'll find that scientists find him to be an ignorant idiot, beneath contempt.
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The Onion has deep insight into the minds of transphobes.
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I’m at Barbie. Old Q/Fox News couple in front of us were here to see Sound of Freedom—their disappointment gave me joy. They left looking so sad. Sorry you missed your propaganda, you creepy fucks.
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OK, @JordanBPeterson , I'm calling you out. You are cis. You're a low-down, dirty, scum-sucking cis person, just like me. What are you going to do about it?
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We carried out a great big experiment in public health last year. It worked. Let's do it every year now!
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Here I was all worried about zombies, when it's the healthy young white people I should fear.
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If you let gender criticals in, that's when you get Nazis, every time.
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@emmeneeez We old people are here just to make Twitter uncool. That makes me wonder why you're still hanging around on Grandpa's social medium.
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@AndrewBartletta @Atrios It took real grit & determination to crawl out of that aristocratic vagina.
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OK, American exceptionalism leads to the worldwide opinion that Americans are exceptionally stupid.
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@transscribe @TransEthics "Pronouns are SJW PC fodder." This person failed grade school, I presume.
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@ContraPoints Everyone forgets the spiderboys.
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. @PressSec @POTUS OF COURSE you'd fire someone who still had moral compass. Totally unsurprising.
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Sometimes I think Randall Munroe is gazing right into the heart of the atheist movement, and not being forgiving.
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@KateHarding -implantation outside the uterus -last menstrual period, national vaccine program? (doesn't fit context), intrauterine device, dilation&curettage -perineum, posterior vaginal wall -treat PCOS, migraines, cramps, PMS
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@mitchellvii Do you have any hypotheses about why your experience might be so different from that of other people? Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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It must be embarrassing to be an Iowan today
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@JasonSCampbell I pity the dog.
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@neiltyson @elonmusk So his virtues are that he sold electric cars that other people invented and 'commercialized' a natural resource? You know the civilization he's 'inventing' looks pretty dystopian, right? OK. Do Henry Ford next.
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The system is poorly maintained, but that doesn't excuse the guy who intentionally exploited it.
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I agree!
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Aaargh, too warm.
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Why space? The obvious answer.
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Libraries: don’t throttle kids’ consumption of books
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Wait, what? Jordan Peterson says he’s an evolutionary biologist!
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The progressive agenda was just set by…Tommy Lee?
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Someone needed to make the obvious comparison between Musk's Neuralink and Holmes' Theranos. I am that person.
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There's justifiable extrapolation, and then there's unwarranted nonsense.
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@adamdavidson Madness. The most important part of the paper is the chain of evidence leading to the conclusions. I think maybe you don't read a sci paper with the same goals an academic would.
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I see through youuuu.
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How ’bout if we remember our veterans by not starting any more wars?
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@kellyblaus @chick_in_kiev They actually signed their names to those abominations? It's as if they were unaware of how bad those were, or they had no shame.
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@sentientist Oh great. The myth of the great genius solving all our problems hurtles on. Science is a communal process, and should be egalitarian. Pumping more brain juice into a wealthy few will not produce more progress. Opening the doors to more diversity will.
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@RealMrBehavior @DrJenGunter I would like a large popcorn, some Junior Mints, and a Diet Coke for this one.
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A gathering of the broflakes
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@RichardDawkins It's your upbringing. The Islamic muezzin is making a call to prayer -- it's a plea, not aggression. Ringing bells and the adhan are pretty much equivalent. I don't much care for either, but if you can enjoy church bells, recognize that others can enjoy the muezzin.
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That's a pretty good portrait of what the world looks like today.
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@taslimanasreen This is called eugenics, & no informed scientist accepts it anymore. ALL humans are genetically variable and we don’t discriminate against them on the basis of what alleles they carry.
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. @neiltyson Nope. Traumatic insemination. It's a thing. Biology is weirder than astronomy. Sorry.
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Noooooo!
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@Glinner @Botanygeek @theAliceRoberts So now you're reading my mind? You are incorrect. I know that there is a range of sexual states, and that individuals can shift their position on the continuum.
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@nathankw 1. Not a "sex denialist". 2. I don't know that there are exactly 2 spider sexes. 3. I think humans have a far wider range of sexual behaviors & morphologies than spiders. 4. People aren't spiders.
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Salon sucks so bad: I give up. I’ve deleted my bookmarks to Salon. The final straw: two articles published tod... http://t.co/UuZ4mJUlxf
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End capitalism.
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@neiltyson I think we also respond to intent, and context, and violence. Dying of the flu is not comparable to being gunned down at the Walmart by a white nationalist.
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I am so sorry to hear about your emasculation. Did they try to reattach it? I hope the rabies shots were endurable.
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I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
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The best trolley problem for our times!
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@CBSNews I think it's the ghost of Walter Cronkite preparing to piss on what's become of CBS News.
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@MaxKennerly It'll be interesting when they realize this also means Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" can be edited to make Jesus black.
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Kevin Sorbo reveals who he is.
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@megbasham Iris, the. ancient Greek personification of the rainbow and messenger to Olympus, would like to protest your theft of her symbol.
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In a state election in a far northern state, it's really odd to hear a candidate whining about beefing up our southern border. That's *Iowa*, Scott Jensen. You do know what state you're running in, right?
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@JennyENicholson Sheesh. There were some very chatty people behind me on my last flight -- I just put in my earbuds. It's not hard. Less work than transcribing hours of conversation.
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The cruelest comic.
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@TheAtlantic @jessesingal What would I do? Support her, help her be herself, arrange for professional medical consultation, and help her engage socially with other transgender individuals. I would not advise looking to The Atlantic for good information.
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@katebomb There are ribs all along the length, so neither. Variable (but small) number of cervical vertebrae, maybe a dozen caudal vertebrae, most of the rest are thoracic. So they have long bodies.
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There haven’t been any examples of media hagiography of awful people lately, have there?
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A poem that ought to burn social media
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@DrJenGunter While you’re up there, can you stomp down a little harder?
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Look what I got!
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@LeeJasper I don't think he falsified any data. More like he had no data, and just made shit up.
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@steinkobbe @NoraReed So the future is going to involve me doing shelving for the products of "influencers"? Good thing I don't let them influence me. They're all jerks.
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As long as Shermer is a respected skeptic, movement skepticism will be an embarrassment
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@AshleyReturns So…no sex after menopause? Various diseases, including cancer, can lead to sterility -- no sex for them, either. The only sex allowed is penis-in-vagina? Wow. You don't get to dictate policy.
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I got called out for wearing a mask today. "The pandemic is over!" they said. "Great," I said. "Let me know when age-related vulnerabilities to respiratory diseases are over." They didn't instantly bow down and recognize my wisdom. My grey hairs mean nothing.
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@AkilahObviously The people teaching university classes generally are experts, but they aren't getting paid $1 million per year.
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@paulbullen @rocket9ueen @guardian "Standard English usage" seems to equal "usage by ignorant men" in your head. Never use the worst, least credible source for your definitions.
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@netflix Desperately flinging shit at the wall to see what sticks is not a good strategy.
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Friday Not-A-Cephalopod: Not an octopus
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@drmistercody I suggest that the national anthem should be changed to the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage". I look forward to my appearance in the tabloids.
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Reading that fucking Coyne & Maroja paper was agonizing. I guess we should be concerned since the bigots are thriving inside the house of biology.
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@smileyabadin10 @nataliereed84 I'm making my photo freely available, in case I get caught doing crimes.
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If you don't know who Emmett Till was, you don't get to talk about race in America.
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Yikes. I see that the TERFs have descended on my Twitter with their usual twisted, exclusionary logic. Fuck off, people.
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No. That's a mistake. University is about getting grounded in core information for a discipline. Expecting 18-22 yo people to be competent & authoritative is absurd. They're supposed to be LEARNING.
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I'm sorry, creationists, this is just bad design. It's a bag of rocks held together with duct tape.
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I've been here before. The kind of debate they want is not about evidence or competing ideas, it's about drowning the science in lies and rhetorical performance art. No thanks.
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@darakass @DrJenGunter He lost me when he talked about a "baby" in a second trimester abortion, and blamed it on ignorant inner-city women. That was really badly done.
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@piersmorgan You weren't, but this may surprise you -- you aren't the only person on planet Earth.
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So now "journalism" means "sucking up to power"? OK. Let's be brazen about it, anyway.
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Kellyanne Conway: Trump loyalist and chronic oversharer
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@JacobAWohl @ali You needed a security team to walk through a quiet residential neighborhood? That makes you a trio of weak-ass dorks.
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Protesters: think about what you are protesting for
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Huh. I never thought about just removing the fence before.
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Why aren’t the fireable incompetents being fired?
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