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Our new astrology-centered social media website Third House is up and functional! It's a bit like Astrotwitter - without the musk. We're rolling out tons of cool features over the next few weeks, and we're still sorting out a few issues, but it works!
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Chills. It's things like this that give me pause and remind me how profound astrology really is.
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At 24 years old, your Venus and Jupiter both return to their natal positions relative to the Sun, so your solar return for age 24 will always have Venus and Jupiter close to their natal positions. Was age 24 your best year? For me it was the year I met my wife.
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Mars is red,
Neptune is blue,
Why Valentine's Day is in Aquarius season,
I haven't a clue.
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Your 2nd house is your wallet. Your 2nd house ruler shows distinctive places the contents of your wallet can come from. Similarly, a planet in your 2nd house is a deposit into your wallet which comes from the house(s) it rules.
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A poetic end to this transit of Saturn in Capricorn. The US started the transit by trying to build The Wall™ in an orange fit of fear to stop anyone [Mexicans] coming in, and are now ending the transit with no one able to get out. Now one of the few places Americans can go is...
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Scorpio planets in theory: sexy
Scorpio planets in practice: mean
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Skeptics: oNe twElfTh oF teH poPulAti0n iSn'T tHe sAme
Astrologers: Mathematically, there are over 7 billion possible combinations of planetary arrangements in a given natal chart by sign alone, over 540 septillion by degree
Psychologists: There are basically 5 personality traits
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My 8 year old: What zodiac sign am I?
Me: Well...::furious inner dialogue about whether I should encourage her or let her discover astrology herself or whether I should train a future astrology supersoldier::...the Sun was in tropical Gemini when you were-
Her: Boring!
Me: 😐
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"Probably shouldn't be doing this during a Mercury retrograde but here goes"
-me during every Mercury retrograde
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I was just having deep thoughts in the shower and wondered what it is about the water that allows you to have such deep thoughts and I suddenly remembered that Jupiter is the only planet dignified in two water signs, Pisces and Cancer.
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This picture is a dramatic distillation of their Moon placements. Ariana Grande has Moon conjunct Jupiter in Libra 10th, Billie Eilish has Moon conjunct Uranus and Neptune in Aquarius 12th. The grand pop princess Ariana vs the inscrutable enigmatic Eilish.
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My son has the Moon in Scorpio, my daughter has the Moon in Taurus. He devours his food lightning fast, we often have to remind him to chew and to slow down. She takes the longest of any of us to finish her food, she prolongs the experience, luxuriating in every moment. Lol.
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So has anyone broken down just how crazily astrologically appropriate/profound it is that Lil Nas X released Montero at the Sun-Venus conjunction in Aries because a whole book could be written about that.
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When I was 17 years old in astrology, older astrologers were like "Wow, the Pluto in Scorpio astrologers are here, they're going to blow us all away" and I was like "nah the early 90's Uranus-Neptune conjunction babies are going to blow us all away, esp. at the end of the 2030's"
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Astrology's getting too literal.
Me: Mars is conjunct your MC, so-
Them: -I was an aerospace engineer working on a Mars expedition. Mars was my job for years.
Me: 🤯🤯🤯
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Guys, Mercury's going to be conjunct Neptune on April Fool's Day. DON'T. BELIEVE. ANYTHING. YOU. SEE.
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If you've heard people trash the astrological alphabet (Aries=1st house) but still wondered, "But how do the houses get their meanings then?" this big ass infographic on the traditional origins of house meanings is for you. You'll have to zoom in to read it. Enjoy and share!
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There's a Mercury-Neptune conjunction in Pisces on April Fools' Day this year. This is not going to go well.
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Mars retrograde isn't just any type of review period like a Mercury retrograde, it's when Mars goes on strike, staging mutinies and coups. The sign where Mars goes retrograde can indicate the areas of society that are likely to be particularly inflamed.
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Media Be Like: "It's not just a full moon, it's a super hyper mega ultra blood steel ice thunder fire ghost wolf eagle dragon-
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In the long term, Saturn is a benefic.
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Astrology is the hardest art and the squishiest science.
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Calling it now, November 10th 2021 looks bad.
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Mercury's about to get viciously gangbanged by the malefics
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As we enter
#AriesSeason
today I'm reminded of how Aries is the diurnal home of Mars while Scorpio is the nocturnal home of Mars. They're both Mars-like signs, but the difference between them is like the difference between a samurai and a ninja. Let me explain.
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Memorize the minor periods of the planets:
Venus: 8 years
Jupiter: 12 years
Sun: 19 years
Moon/Leonardo Dicaprio's oldest girlfriend: 25 years
Mars: 15 years
Saturn: 30 years
Mercury: 20 years
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Here's why Pisces is not a bad sign for Mars. I created a radial graph showing each planet's levels of dignity at each degree of the zodiac using a proportional weighting of each dignity type according to the number of degrees it spans within a sign. Mars is the red line.
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Calling it now, April 26th 2022 looks good.
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Astrology is a gateway drug to astronomy, philosophy, history, ancient languages, psychology, sociology, anthropology, math/geometry, computer science, data science, economics, finance, medicine, other arts, etc.
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Holy shit. This is the Mars-Uranus conjunction square the Sun-Jupiter-Saturn conjunction in Aquarius we've been waiting for. An epic face off between young insurgent traders against the Wall Street old guard.
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My 7 year old, unprompted: "Our internet is going crazy because Mercury is retrograde!"
I mean, he's not wrong, but it's just weird to see my own kids talking about astrology since I make a point not to talk to them about it unless they ask about it specifically.
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When analyzing the astrological significance of Pluto entering into Aquarius for your natal chart, don't just consider the house it's entering, also consider the house it's leaving. It's been there in the background since 2008, so its sudden absence could come as a relief.
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On a whim I just asked Alexa when Mercury was going to go retrograde AND SHE KNEW, like it was just telling me about the weather or something. I'm continually shocked by how mainstream astrology has gotten.
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I don't think you're ready for my research on Saturn in Pisces. I can guarantee it's nothing anyone else will be talking about.
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Chiron isn't a wounded healer, she just wants to speak to the manager of each sign.
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I have never felt/seen Venus's ingress from watery indulgent Pisces into fiery active Aries so vividly. Yesterday all I could see on my TL was Met Gala fluff, today all I can see is mobilization for a war over abortion rights.
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Skeptics: Astrology allows you to justify any world view.
Also skeptics: Astrology is a gateway to supporting a particular world view that leads to a specific form of government.
Astrology: *existed for millennia in innumerable different cultural/religious/political contexts*
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All these Venus Rx stories in the news of breakups reminds me that we don't have soul mates, we have time mates.
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Holy fucking shit
The only slight exception to this rule is that while on 1/24/00 he said that he would quit, he did not quit officially until 2/14/00 when he was under Ari-Cap-Tau-Leo. If he follows that pattern after the 2020 election then Gem-Cap-Tau-Leo would be 11/23/20-11/27/20.
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Some of the best astrological correlations are untweetable.
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And that's what Mars square Saturn looks like on TV.
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Paypal- safe, for now
Square- safe, for now
Google Pay- safe, for now
Apple Pay- safe, for now
Amazon Pay- safe, for now
X-Payments- safe, for now
Stripe- not safe
Sumup- not safe
iZettle- not safe
Braintree- not safe
Crypto via wallets (esp. w/VPN & own node)- safe
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Andrew Johnson, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are the only Presidents to have been impeached. They were all born when Mars was rising on the Ascendant.
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Welp, here it is, the most comprehensive and mature treatment of essential dignity ever, starting with the Aries-Libra axis.
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For those who need to hear this...the calendar month pertaining to the Sun's position in a sign has no astrological significance. It's just a time label. The Sun in Scorpio in Oct vs Nov could be interpretively differentiated via decans, bounds, etc., not the month itself.
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Studying the charts of your parents and realizing your own birth was a major profected transit for the both of them is wild
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This Jupiter-Neptune conjunction in Pisces is bittersweet because it represents the peak, final hurrah and imminent decline of the Neptune in Pisces era of indulgent streaming, nostalgia and fantasy in media, which for the most part, I've quite enjoyed.
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A house ruler is like a movie director/TV showrunner. A planet that happens to be in the sign is an actor in the story. A natal planet in a house is a mainstay character in the story. Planets transiting through the house are characters in certain scenes or seasons of the show.
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Tom Hiddleston reflecting on his time as Loki: "I was 29 when I was cast, I'm 42 now."
Astrologers hearing this:
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Aries Season 2025: Hold my beer
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Oh this one hurts. He was born at a Jupiter-Uranus conjunction, he released the first version of Dragonball during the 1983 Jupiter-Uranus conjunction, and now he's passed away one month before the Jupiter-Uranus conjunction of 2024.
‘DRAGON BALL’ creator Akira Toriyama has sadly passed away at the age of 68.
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I got a new power outlet and removed this plastic covering from the plug and realized it looks an awful lot like the Herschel symbol of Uranus, a planet often associated with electricity ♅
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New rule: bad transits are called transhits.
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"...the best time there could be for a marriage-union is that Jupiter be elevated over Venus from a right square..."-Al Rijal, 11th century
In September 2023, Venus will station direct in Leo, receiving an exact superior square from Jupiter in Taurus.
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NYT: Astrology is just confirmation bias, they're only counting hits, not misses.
Also NYT: This one astrologer being wrong confirms our bias against astrology.
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Here is that Sun-Jupiter cazimi in Aries content you were hoping for. Fuck yeah.
The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048.
Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.
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I've never seen astrologers so grateful for Mars entering Cancer than after 7 months of it being in Gemini
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Jupiter & Saturn are the great teachers of our solar system. Jupiter teaches with rewards & Saturn teaches with consequences. If you're a 'rewards' type, what sign/house is your Jupiter? If you're a 'consequences' type, what sign/house is Saturn? Were you a day/night birth?
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In the "I'm just sayin'" department, some of the last times we had a Mercury retrograde in Libra in proximity to Mars in Libra include:
9/26-10/26/1929 - right before📉 on 10/29/1929
9/11-10/3/1989 - right before📉 on 10/13/1989
9/23-10/15/2008 - during the📉 in September 2008
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Yes and I think a better analogy for astrology is music theory. Music theory is not scientific, but it provides a useful formal way to describe the structure and qualities of music. Astrology provides a useful formal way to describe the structure and ineffable qualities of time.
"Astrology is like any other conspiracy theory in that I don't need to understand it to know that it's wrong"
It actually doesn't make sense to compare astrology to conspiracy theories because conspiracy theorists speculate about things that are beyond their lived experience.
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Turns out us Pluto in Scorpio babies did grow up to be a generation of murderers...
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You can really see the planetary patterns here. Venus goes Rx 5x/8 yrs and you can see the 5 loops there. Mars goes Rx 7x/15 yrs and you can see the 7 loops. Mercury goes Rx 3x/yr in trining signs and all the Mercury loops with the same color form triangles.
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The last partial lunar eclipse on the northern node in early Taurus conjunct Jupiter was on November 1st 1762. Within 2 days of that eclipse, the Treaty of Paris was signed that ended the 7 Years War/French&Indian War. Here's hoping today's eclipse is a good omen for a ceasefire.
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Had a session today with someone who was born with Venus in the 8th house, and their spouse has Venus in the 8th house as well. The first time they had sex together was in, ::drumroll:: A CEMETERY.
#truestory
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@NikkiGuns
The main planet getting screwed is Mercury - info/data/communication/commerce. I would suggest caution. Don't spread news, delay responses, don't click on sus links, backup work, change passwords, lock doors, transfer $ to cash/wallet, limit contact, take safest routes.
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I have Jupiter in my 9th house. At my last Jupiter return at 23, I graduated from college with a degree in music. I'm approaching my next Jupiter return now at age 35 and today I'm taking a rigorous 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 competency exam for ISAR certification. Wish me luck!
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A planet in its own sign can be thought of as a person in their own characteristic environment. Other planets in that sign are other types of characters you might encounter in that environment, some do better and some are worse off. Let's look at Aries for example.
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Here's a thread of what I consider to be currently the best available resources on learning about Zodiacal Releasing (free and not free), and represent the people I have learned the most from on using this technique:
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For the last time Fluffy, do you want in or do you want out?
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I just checked my records & realized I've done over 1000 consultations since Jan 2019. I never thought my side obsession/double life as an astrology enthusiast through my teens & 20's would one day allow me to provide for my family. I'm so grateful & happy to be doing this work.
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And thus continues my contribution of memes for an ever smaller audience
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The new
@disneyplus
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A planet in a house in your natal chart isn't always about you. It describes circumstances surrounding the associated figures and situations pertaining to those house topics in your life, and you personally may or may not partake in that, for better or worse.
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Mercury retrograde, take a bow
Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
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No one alive is a Hellenistic astrologer. We're all modern astrologers using Hellenistic techniques.
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I think maybe some of you need to hear this: Try not to be so intimidated by astrologers you look up to that you're discouraged to put out your own content for fear of being derivative. You have a unique perspective, style & specific expertise. Lean into it & it will be noticed.
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Planets in the 3rd can have rebellious/contrarian/activist qualities in their opposition to the 9th of institutionalized orthodoxy/leadership. The Moon's Joy is in the 3rd and the Sun's Joy is in the 9th, reflecting the tension that always exists between leaders and the people.
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If someone shows you their natal chart and you didn't ask to see it, they just sent you an eclipdickpic.
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So the UK gets a new Prime Minister on the day of a solar eclipse in Scorpio, appointed by the King who will be officially coronated at a lunar eclipse in Scorpio 🤯
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I keep getting asked why I'm referring to Saturn in Pisces as a 'thirst trap'. It's not because I'm comparing it to seductive photos, it's because I anticipate water restrictions, water shortages & reckonings for watery infrastructure to be a theme of the transit. A thirst trap.
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"aStrOlogY's NoT rEal"
These twin sisters both delivered babies on the same day, just hours apart
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Mars is red,
Neptune is blue,
You feel mad and sad,
When Mars opposes the Moon.
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Page not loading? Refresh. Computer acting up? Reboot. Router having issues? Unplug/replug. That's sort of what solar eclipses are like. The Sun's light gets taken away and then it comes back. Sometimes the Sun is refreshed, other times the old Sun 'dies' and a new Sun is 'born'.
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1. That time when people unfairly tore that one girl apart for analyzing the astrology of the mania surrounding Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. This gets the
#1
spot because it was a perfectly fine topic to investigate with astrology and the vicious reaction to it was dumb.
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I love astronomy and astrology in the same way I love geometry and art, grammar and literature, chemistry and cooking.
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This might be me injecting my feminism into astrology but I think it makes sense to refer to fire/air signs as diurnal instead of masculine and earth/water signs as nocturnal instead of feminine. Sect is a more accurate/evocative distinction between the signs than gender anyway.
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Transits to hype:
12/21/2020: Jup-Sat conj. in Aquarius - where the adults and some modicum of sanity return to general affairs
4/26/2022: Moon-Ven-Jup-Nep pileup in Pisces - epic fantasy/movie magic/dreamy bops
4/20/2024: Jupiter-Uranus conj. at 21 Taurus - 3D-tailored clothes
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Not every planet in your chart is equally important in the same way that narratives typically center around a protagonist. Typically, the Ascendant ruler represents you while other planets represent the supporting characters, love interests, antagonists and extras of your life.
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The idea that Musk uses an astrologer is completely ridiculous.
1. He's a science guy. On average they tend not to be astro-friendly.
2. He is more interested in using Mars as a debtor's prison, he obviously could not give less of a fuck what it means in his chart. Come on.
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In 2020, I consulted a client who later complained about the terrible experience they had with me. I had been haunted by that email ever since, determined to avoid a repeat. 2 years later, that same client returned! Turns out while they didn't like what I said, I wasn't wrong...
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So Trump's "announcement" is starting at 9 pm at Mar-a-Lago. With the ruler of the Ascendant being the Moon in the 2nd house opposing Saturn in the 8th house in a night chart, I think this looks more like a (likely unsuccessful) fundraising ploy to offset significant debts.
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I am an astrologer and I am pro-science. Different modes of inquiry can be valid simultaneously when they make different assumptions about different aspects of phenomena. That also means being aware of when different modes of inquiry are crossing over into the domain of the other
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Sharing Leo rising with a spouse is difficult...
Her: Mercury's going retrograde in my 11th and-
Me: Oh, me too.
Her: And the Moon's going through my 6th and I-
Me: Same.
Her: CAN I HAVE NOTHING OF MY OWN
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