Putey Pute ⛄️
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Do you remember the moments after indyref? I remember thinking ‘yes! We won’ and was quite happy to forget about the whole thing and move on. In the coming days, I remember being confused why people I had been friends with for years were deleting me off Facebook. It wasn’t like. .
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The biggest rip-off today that nobody talks about is Dominos. Fifty quid for two pizzas that probably cost less than a.pound each to make. And apart from that, they’re absolutely hideous, full of sugar and taste nothing like pizza.
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The best thing about Trump winning is how upset Carol Vorderman will be 😆
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@jk_rowling You know you’re on the right side of history when the book-burners hate you 😅.
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98 year old man. Retired at 96. War hero. Life of service to his country. Fit for a Queen. Wears a better tie than you wear to work, just for the taxi home. Haters be fucked.
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Anybody else who didn’t notice Meghan Markle was ‘black’ until the media started telling you she was?.
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With Jimmy Saville trending it would be rude not to post this.
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Nicola Sturgeon is the most arrogant person in Scottish politics.
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If Johnson goes. Sturgeon and Blackford also need to go for keeping the Grady complaint quiet for six years.
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Remember when a 100 year old man tried to raise £1000 for charity and ended up raising £33,000,000 and a bunch of snivelling wankers on twitter blamed him for his own death?.
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Prince Philip. A man who retired at 96. A man fit for a Queen.
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I detest Nicola Sturgeon and everything she stands for.
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The fall of Nicola Sturgeon is going to be epic and I’m keeping a bottle of champagne on ice.
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I’m really warming to Boris. Johnson 'refused to give Sturgeon climate summit role'
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Imagine Rishi Sunak’s brother in law was a heroin-dealing murderer. Imagine the media.
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Does anybody else find Alan Partridge completely unfunny?.
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If someone had told you in 2004 that in twenty years, Scotland would be run by an unelected, racist extremist who funds terror and has an extremely dubious family, would you have believed it in a million years?.
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Scotland has a First Minister who wants to give rapists access to vulnerable women, who detests at least one in four Scots, who doesn’t know how doors work, doesn’t know what’s devolved and what isn’t and thinks anyone who opposes her is a racist, misogynistic homophobe.
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Who’s going to buy the land that all the farmers are being forced to sell because of Labour?.
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Scotland; the once-proud nation of hard-working warriors and thinkers, now reduce to worshipping a funny wee politician who they need to keep them ‘safe’. What the fuck happened?.
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2014 referendum. The SNP.• chose the question.• lowered the voting age.• excluded hundreds of thousands of Scots .• gave the vote to foreign citizens.• Russian-backed.• Iran-backed.• most decisive vote in Scottish history. Still lost.
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Every SNP voter should hand back their furlough pay and vaccines.
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Imagine Boris Johnson’s brother in law was a drug-dealing kidnapper and murderer. Imagine the media.
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I have to say, like many, I grew up very poor but my mam and dad would’ve died before they let the state feed me.
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So an MP sexually exposes herself to the PM and boasts about doing so and it’s somehow the PM who’s the bad guy? . Did I get that right?.
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•Nippy bows to the King and wants to keep him as head of state. •Wants to keep the pound. •Wants tariff-free trade and freedom of movement with England and Wales. •Wants the U.K. to pay Indy Scots’ pensions. Tell me again how she wants independence.
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Janey Godley desperately trying to bury this spectacular humiliation under a tidal wave of retweets. She’s so transparent 😆
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How come the media don’t have a frenzy when Sturgeon lies to Parliament?.
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There’s zero doubt in my mind that an epic scandal involving Nippy is about to unfold.
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I vote Tory because I believe in merit, opportunity, employment and people being responsible for themselves and doing well. Lost count of the amount of times I’ve seen people calling me ‘scum’ because of that.
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Mind when Nippy hounded a footballer out of his job and then just let Grady and Blackford off Scot-free?. Oh how we laughed.
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@CensoredMen She’s awesome and 100% correct. Men who care that deeply are obviously insecure.
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How much does Portugal owe in ‘reparations’?. France? The Netherlands? Spain?. Or is it just the U.K. that has to hand over all its money?.
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Scots, did you ever think you’d live in a nation governed by an unelected, racist extremist who banned free speech and tried to ban trials by jury?.
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What do you call a Scottish politician who sides with terrorist states over his own country?.
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Imagine a white politician stood up in Westminster and complained about how many U.K. politicians were Asian, spitting the word with absolute hate.
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The greatest irony of this week is that Trump is more popular in Scotland than Janey Godley ever was 😂
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So nine women lied in court and Salmond isn’t a predator but just a person who constantly cheats on his wife and women find irresistible. Gotcha.
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Going to the in-laws’ tonight for a few drinks. Fuck Sturgeon.
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People might see British state events as old, antiquated. But they’re the culmination of a thousand years of world-shaping history. Take pride in your country.
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It’s astonishing that so many people take the side of terrorists who invaded a music festival full of teenagers, kidnapped babies and slaughtered people purely because of their ethnicity. What makes people support that?.
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As a Tory voter I hope Starmer continues to lead Labour.
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I had thought that Nippy might get away with but now I think she’s neck deep in shit.
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With his 80 seat majority, Johnson should do us all a favour and simply make Sturgeon illegal.
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The King has started over 40 charities in his time which raise over £140,000,000 every year. What have the stinking Scottish Green Party done in that time?.
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Humza must be absolutely greeting that the whole country’s laughing at him 😆.
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Hi there Jackie, I’m a Tory who lives in Aberdeen. Can I ask how you’re planning on getting rid of me?.
🏴 Want to make Scotland Tory-free?. 🗳 It's as simple as voting SNP
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If nippy truly was ‘fighting for Scotland’, how come education, drug deaths and living standards have been declining for the last 13 years?.
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Scotland needs a ceasefire from Hamza Yousless and his rotten family.
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Did Gretna Thunberg simply materialise at Glastonbury or did she burn fossils fuels to get here?.
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How did Scotland end up in a position where a single talentless bigot gets to exert absolute control over us?.
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Nobody cares that Nippy is a lesbian, we only care that she’s a fraudulent liar.
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Can’t believe the U.K. just legalised the killing of human beings.
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Is it a big deal that someone’s brother in law is a heroin dealer? Not for you or I but for someone in a position of national importance it very much is. It means that person can be ‘got to’ by people who wish us harm. That is why people who work in intelligence and diplomats are.
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When I first learned about the SNP I viewed them with slightly suspicious indifference. Under Sturgeon, I didn’t think it was possible to despise a Political Party and Leader as much as I did. Nowadays, I view them with absolute contempt. They’re pathetic and embody the worst.
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Scotland; where you can get off with rape and murder if you’re under 25 but you’ll be jailed for 7 years for telling your daughter not to wear too much makeup. What a time to be alive under the SNP.
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Does anyone else just wish Kunnesburg and Cummings would just shut their whinging faces?.
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The people of Brechin urgently need their homes repaired and flood defences improved. The people of inverness urgently need a safe trunk road. Why are you prioritising a terrorist organisation?.
The people of Gaza urgently need access to food, water, fuel and medical supplies. @UNRWA is providing life saving aid to those caught up in the unfolding humanitarian catastrophe. Please donate if you can, so that they can continue their vital work:.
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We need to talk about how an unelected foreigner gets to set policy in Scotland.
We need to talk about the monarchy. 👑. With a new King on the throne, this is exactly the time to question and challenge the system of hereditary privilege and build a proper democracy. #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Have you ever seen anyone so smug? So self-satisfied?.
Personally , I've now reached a point where I believe breaking the law for the climate is the ethically responsible thing to do . #ChrisPackhamC4 | @Channel4
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You can dress it up in expensive clothes and paint on lips but it doesn’t change the fact that Sturgeon is a nationalist hate-mongering liar who protects sex pests.
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Sturgeon and Murrell are laughing at Scotland. And mugs vote for them.
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I don’t give a shit what Sturgeon says about the Aberdeen lockdown. From today I do what I want and make my own decisions regarding my safety.
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How on earth did this mad, unelected extremist wrest control of policy in Scotland?
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Remember Christmas in 2021 when Nippy demanded that everyone cancel Christmas and businesses around Scotland lost out? . Playing games with people’s livelihoods in order to be different to England? . I despise that wretch.
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For every #IStandWithNicola fanatic, there’s two voters quietly stepping away from the filth of nationalism.
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If an American policeman pointed a gun at you and told you to ‘drop it’ would you not just drop it?.
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She’s totally unraveling and it’s epic to watch.
Asked if she’s leaving herself open to claims of a cover up, she says transparency is important to her
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@BladeoftheS Did you miss the BLM demos, where a black man died on another continent and all white men were to blame?.
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As the years go on I’m more and more certain that an independent Scotland would be an absolute nightmare and it staggers me that people still exist who think it would be a good idea.
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Ten years ago, I voted No, almost entirely because the SNP couldn’t (and still can’t) answer even the most basic of fiscal questions around the issue. I genuinely think I would’ve voted yes (selfishly) if they’d made the economic case for it. Since then, however, my reasons.
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Mind when the SNP said the election was a de facto referendum and they lost all their fucking MPs??. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Nicola Sturgeon is a filthy nationalist snotter who thrives on the politics of hate and division. Pass it on.
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