Tony Microphone
@pussoire
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Losing all respect for my dad seeing him asleep like this. Grow up pal.
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Epic chris from family guy toy is a must have for any family guy fan
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Today is a great Saturday. Had this sandwich and then found this raisin guy.
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When you sit down to poop and your balls are stinkier than the poop.
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Saw a fish like this while snorkeling in Hawaii last week. Got so excited I started to jack off without even realizing it. Island life was crazy!.
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I love smoking weed I love posting about smoking weed I love smoking weed while posting.
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I’ve probably spent more time on the toilet than some of you combined.
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Used to love reading about this weird little fuck and his adventures
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It must be a sign from god
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Burning one in remembrance for those that came before us. Rest easy young king dave
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Lmao I deleted halo of my computer as a kid cause people talked about weed in multiplayer and I thought I’d get arrested.
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This ad makes me want to not drink beer.
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Uh oh my dick and nuts are stuck in the garbage disposal. I would hate for someone to turn the garbage disposal on while my dick and nuts are stuck in it.
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Going to the grocery store and weighing bags of dog shit with the produce scales.
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Triple urinal in Mexico. Pretty crazy, or should I say, loco.
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Only drinking beer on the weekends makes every Monday through Thursday feel like the days leading up to Christmas.
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If you could fuck one of the fighters from Clayfighter which one would you fuck?
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This isn’t even enough to get a baby high, grow up.
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Autism? More like coleslawtism, cause I be goin retarded for that coleslaw!.
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I wanna fuck this door.
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Your dad is slurpin me down like his life depends on it. Cause it does.
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Doing protest purchases at Whole Foods is so fucking stupid.
PSA: Whole Foods has Palestinian olive oil on the shelf! it’s $25 for a big bottle so basically the perfect holiday gift
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69 this 420 that. How about you 0 in on the 1 true god, Allah.
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Smoking more weed cause this wouldn’t even get a baby high.
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I see math and science everywhere I go. It’s a burden I must bear as the worlds smartest man.
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J1 or J10.
We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?
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I am pointing a sniper at the thornberrys and im going to snipe them
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Havent eaten anything yet today, so Im thinkin its time fore a dab.
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Yeah can I get a Wendy’s 4 for 4 but can I get my dick sucked instead of a drink?.
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