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🌱🪶 ABO AU; Alpha!AlHaitham and Omega!Kaveh
It's illegal for unmated alphas and omegas to live together in Sumeru, unless its family of course. So when AlHaitham offers to let Kaveh live with him, Kaveg points out that they would need to be mates for that. Much to his
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ABO AU in which AlHaitham is infertile. Nahida notices during the rescue mission and decides to bless the scribe by fixing that but in all her wisdom, fails to realize she should have warned him. So its a shock when Kaveh is suddenly pregnant after they both accepted
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After 4 years, I finally managed to finish something again. Heavily motivated by
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's Foul Legacy porn. Mind the tags and have an eggcelent time. ( Link below )
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A random student stops AlHaitham on his way through the akademiya, confessing their feelings to him. Kaveh happens to stand nearby and hears the conversation. Haitham turns them down and says he already is in love with someone. They understand and
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🔞Like the adepti of Rex Lapis are Illuminated Beasts, I want something similar for the Childe. Childe being a half dragon ( his father human, mother a dragon ) making him a half dragon. After he abyss he forgets about his heritage and his father saw no reason
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AU where Childe gets de-aged and everyone coos at how adorable Childe is, spoiling and teasing him about how he is gonna grow into a handsome man and joking who of them he wants to marry. And Childe just points at Zhongli "IM GONNA MARRY MR. ZHONGLI!"When asked who
When I was a minor invading adult spaces, I was fully aware of my actions and that they and consequences I might not like, are MY FAULT. I didnt expect adults to create safe space for me and blame them if I ignored warnings or came across something I‘m uncomfortable with
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So according to leaks, Kaveh only takes commissions he likes...
🌱: Did you take the commission?
🪶: Nah, I didn't like the vibes
🌱: ....
🪶: ?
🌱: What about the money?
🪶: You have money :)
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Super horny Childe is funny but there is just something about Zhongli being the hornier one. Unable to keep his hands off Childe, insane stamina ( dragon duh ) and kinkier than anyone would ever assume Zl to be. Childe not being a blushing maiden and decent stamina but
he has bitten Kaveh again and knotted inside him. Kaveh says "Took you long enough" while AlHaitham nuzzles his throat and bite mark before slapping him on the back of the head for claiming him in the least romantic place and in public too. End.
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Foxtaglia AU where Childe gets turned into a fox and Zhongli has to find a way to turn him back. Being Zhongli, he can talk to Foxtaglia through his mind and Childe is fully aware of who and what he is still. To make sure he doesnt get into trouble, Zhongli (1/2)
ZhongChi bitching in which alpha!childe starts subconsciously building a nest, hoarding items that belong like Zhongli and smell like the other alpha. By the time he realizes what's going on, he is already in his very first heat, whining and aching for his alpha
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🌱🪶 Imagine that line hitting Kaveh deeper than AlHaitham thinks. He starts thinking if his work and everything so unimportant that not even the Sages would consider him a threat to their plans. He starts doubting himself more than ever before. His inspiration takes a
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🌱🪶 AlHaitham lost in an unnatural rut knocks up Kaveh but has no memories of the night. Eventually Kaveh realizes he is pregnant and wants to tell AlHaitham, but they get into an argument and he kicks Kaveh out. Not knowing where to go, Kaveh decides to camp it out
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Egg AU in which the "knocking up" is a bit even more of an accident. Childe using lube made of his hydro vision and Zhongli either lets his adeptus form show or uses his power, aka his dick and Childe's hydro lube causing crystallization and forming eggs that are (1/?)
I know we all love obtuse Childe but hear me out: Childe assuming he and Zhongli dating now, but given he has zero relationship experience, he is totally fine going at the pace Zhongli sets for him. He knows its too early for marriage, so he gets a bracelet ( Like in Zl bday art)
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So we know Zhongli and AlHaitham are friends right 🤔 Imagine Zhongli writing a letter saying he found a wife too now and so ZhongChi visit Sumeru. AlHaitham and Zl soon realize what a mistake it was to let Childe and Kaveh meet who are obviously besties now
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AlHaitham leaving marks in these places ( and back window ) on purpose bc Kaveh wont be able to hide them and doesnt even always realize they are there
Just thinking about Emperor Morax who announces he will look for a bride and ofc all the other nations send someone. Even Snezhnaya sends someone, but it's not Childe. No, he is actually disguised as a belly dancer from Sumeru to get close to the Emperor and kill him. +
Lrt.. I crave Childe taking care of children... and Zl suddenly feeling the urge to breed him. He literally jumps Childe that night, not giving him enough time to ask whats going on. Zl himself doesnt fully understand what happened until he comes back to his senses
shock, AlHaitham agrees as he is of course aware of that rule. Kaveh is shocked as AlHaitham never showed /that/ kind of interest in him and isnt the type to do this without any thought.
So Kaveh assumes AlHaitham is at least interested in his body, if not even romantically too
So AlHaitham bites him, placing a mating bite over his scent glands to put a permanent mark. Usually they are done during sex but its urgent after all. So they move in together as mates and Kaveh is curious how their relationship will progress. Except it doesnt.
sensing another alpha near him finally makes him snap. Everyone in the library is smart enough to leave as they scent an alpha in a rut. AlHaitham doesnt waste time and proceeds to take Kaveh on the closest desk he finds. By the time he manages to snap out of the daze
Kaveh goes to Tighnari to rant, but only ends up sulking quietly there for days. Which is unusual, as he always has to complain about his roommate. Tighnari forcing Cyno to investigate what AlHaitham has done this time. He regrets it bc who knew the scribe would be such a simp
AlHaitham doesnt even treats him a tiny bit as his mate. There is no sex, no little hint again of any interest at all and not even any scenting. If not for living together, Kaveh wouldnt smell like AlHaitham at all. Some day Kaveh brings up that his heat is close in hope thats
to corner him into a secluded space. Still easily influenced due to his recent heat, he doesnt find the strength to refuse him. The reason the alpha doesnt get very far is AlHaitham storming in. His scent nearly makes Kaveh faint. It seems the scent of Kaveh's heat and now
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🌱🪶 AU in which AlHaitham keeps telling people that he and Kaveh are dating, whever someone attempts to ask him out or even worse, suggest marriage.
Over the years more and more people get told they are dating. Except Kaveh.Kaveh has no idea and only finds out when
something will change now but then AlHaitham isnt anywhere around when his heat strikes and Kaveh suffers through it alone. AlHaitham returns shortly after his heat passes. He acts like he just didnt abandon his omega during his heat. Kaveh snaps, yelling at AlHaitham why he even
bothered to offer letting him move in and mate him, if he had no plans to be mates in the first place. Kaveh doesnt wait for and answer and storms out the house, still smelling of the last remains of his heat. It attracts attention and it doesnt take long for one of his junior's
save and Tighnari is nearby too, so he allows himself to feel smug as he sees AlHaitham looking freaked out as his arms are suddenly full of a sleeping baby. He takes said bath, they talk and after staying a few more days, he accepts returning to the city together as a family.
I wrote this half delirious on my phone when I woke up but this wont ever be a full fic so take it 🤭 NOT BETA READ
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The slam of the door rouses AlHaitham not too gently. Kaveh, obviously drunk, stumbles his way through the house and hopefully immediately
wish him luck, asking if he confessed yet. He says no and that he plans to do so soon. Kaveh heartbroken because there is no way AlHaitham is talking about him. He tries to list the people Haitham may like that way. Meanwhile AlHaitham is unaware that Kaveh heard this.
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Zhongli's adeptal energy in his seed changing body aka turning him into the perfect mate, but instead of any animal it starts to turn Childe into a dragon. There are little horns growing from Childe’s head, claws, sharp fangs and his cock disappears into a sheath
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🪶: Talk dirty to me
🌱: The dishes
🪶: ...What?
🌱: The dishes. You didn't do them.
🪶: AlHaitham I'm trying to have Akasha sex with you here
🌱: I know. Go do the dishes.
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Childe won't talk to him, there are rumours among the Fatui agents that their Harbinger is fucking them. Or well— getting fucked by them. Zhongli steals an agent's uniform to get close to Childe again and it works. And it turns out the rumours are true too (1/?)
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AU in which they are both voice actors but for BL games/animes/etc. and always record their lines together bc it feels more natural and Zl asks that of his co workers and Childe doesnt mind so he agreed. It may not have been like that at first, but once they start
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🌱🪶 Modern AU in which AlHaitham is the CEO and Kaveh is his useless secretary that he fucks in his office. Sure Kaveh does his work eventually but he prefers office gossip and riling up his boss with skirts.
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That‘s like Link climbing up a mountain when it‘s raining. He climbs and slides back down. Repeat until stamina runs out.
He also starts crying when someone explains to him that he doesnt have the right body parts to have a baby with Zhongli and Childe runs off crying bc he cant have Mr. Zhongli's babies