Everyone trying to get on the Oasis Ticketmaster Queue. #Oasis25

#TooMuchOfABadThing ages you

#OnValentinesDayIWouldBe waiting for all the cards

Reggae reggae golden wonder #Dragonsden

Touker actually invested in something #Dragonsden

“Radio rentals for pushchairs” #Dragonsden

They don’t want to leaf without a deal. #Dragonsden

Reggae reggae “love your garden“ #Dragonsden

They’ve invented umbrellas #Dragonsden

Illegal streaming and chill?#NewCandyHeartSayings

Read your DM’s #NewCandyHeartSayings

Moby Dick 2: Tokyo drift #BBCNews

Dessert #WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay

Hand picked produce from the solar farm #WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay

I was marked down on my secretarial course for wearing a garish clip used to hold a piece of decorative cloth worn around the neck.. “Tie pin?” “No, shorthand..” #LunchPun #badjokethursday

#AWickedLust re

#HalfTimeShowsAreSo short

Purple Pain #BullyABallad

Where’s the beef? #OverheadAtTheSuperBowl

Going to a French themed fancy dress wedding where the guests dress as historical figures and have to fix fishing equipment during the ceremony.. “Marry and twine net “ “No, Louis XIV..” #LunchPun #WednesdayWit

Don’t look back in hanger..🎶 #ASongOrMovieForWardrobes