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@pterygoidwalk

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my name is chance i like 2 draw weird men and funny birds jeanvic bf #47 18+ only bc i'm a gay stoner

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Chance (Of Spiders 🕷)
4 years
if i spend more than 2 hrs on a drawing i'll die sorry
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2 years
wandering around my empty apartment going "oughhhhhhh kim i think i'm bisexual"
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aves elysium 🪶
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2 years
oh no now his boobois are out
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2 years
friend (empurrortiberius on tumblr) told me abt a dream they had where instead of just waking up an amnesiac harry was also. a rat. and kim could understand him for some reason. #discoelysium
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5 years
There are other solutions to getting stuck in the rain, but this one is mime. I mean, mine. #rymesona
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2 years
disco elysium like oooooh you wanna start smoking so bad youll look so cool and lighting cigarettes for others is so intimate
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7 months
su*cide cw// monday night with du bois and vic
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19 days
it’s bear week in jamrock watch out!!!
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Chance (Of Spiders 🕷)
2 years
express your frustrations in a healthy and productive manner
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4 months
video revachol au// maybe they’re all freaks tbh
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2 years
au where everything’s the same except kim smokes one joint a day instead of a cigarette
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1 year
precinct 41 cookout episode
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10 months
@sadtheropod i got similar nightmares looking for ref images of sharks. such a fun new way for ai to make life harder
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11 months
so is that cop in the wig gonna get on stage or is he just wearing that for fun
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Quote tweet like you just booked a room here #DiscoElysium
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2 years
it’s chilly out #DiscoElysium
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2 years
yknow, the gooch. the taint. the realm between light and shadow. the grundle. #discoelysium
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2 months
It's important to note kim's forehead is level with jean's lips
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2 years
i forget where i found this sorry but hhhhhh. im sorry your lieutenant is so small he fell in my bong and we smoked him are you mad
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9 months
now why would i be drawing these two as animals
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2 years
i forget where i found this sorry but hhhhhh. im sorry your lieutenant is so small he fell in my bong and we smoked him are you mad
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2 years
he can’t teach you that one
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2 years
jean has experience working with high strung individuals who struggle to communicate (horses, weird men, etc.)
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1 year
idk man i just work here
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2 years
getting in that leopard mindset 😤 #DiscoElysium
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2 years
oh to be the meat in a jamrock manwich
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4 months
idea: kim accesses his thought cabinet through his notebook.
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2 months
problematic shithead kim is such a delicacy..... what if the perfect man was actually just a regular fallible man with problems he never addresses and he's manipulative to those around him as a result
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1 year
hot take but i think a fruity little bath would fix him
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2 months
Kim's "he said i failed his children" is the line that drove me the most insane in my first play.
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2 years
AU where there’s only one bed.. but kim snores and kicks and just generally sucks to share a bed with #discoelysium
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3 months
do you like my jean shrine
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2 years
he’s just excited to see someone being competent for a change
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11 months
visting the new phasmid exhibit
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6 months
you’ll never solve the murder at this rate fellas
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2 years
you aren’t the only art cop around here mon frere #discoelysium
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2 years
what’s good fivehead??
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2 years
I’m kinda surprised they never have Kim comment on not having a functional shower at the whirling #DiscoElysium
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Young jean and harry makes me sooooo emo. How excited jean must have been that a superstar cop picked him as a partner. Everyone questioning it, because who could be worthy of being hdb's partner. Ough
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2 years
they are having brunch #discoelysium
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1 year
kim noticing jean’s. potential
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1 year
sexualize that old man, jean
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6 months
God that's disappointing. You voice a universally beloved character and you use that clout to go after fans. Scumbag behavior
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2 years
Thought Internalized: VICSURAGI 2+ Electrochemistry with lieutenants Kitsuragi and Vicquemare
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2 years
iykyk
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5 months
for morale
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1 year
a little lapse in composure
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2 years
a few months after kim joins the 41st
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1 year
replaying DE i always forget what a funny bitch kim is at the start. you ask him for ANYTHING and hes like mon dieu can we PLEEZ get ze body down i want ze body down so god damn bad i love when bodies hit ze floor
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1 year
join the club we’ve got jackets
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9 months
i wonder what my cat named me
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1 year
these guys aren’t cops i prommy 🫶 outfits for a part of my fic where they go undercover at a goth club lol (will link below)
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1 year
is that your service weapon or
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2 years
i dont have an explanation i just know i’m right #discoelysium
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10 months
you got haircut money?? these guys don’t
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2 years
finally popping the question
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1 year
made myself laugh w this one
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2 years
in iblankedonmyname’s fic “Schlep” (i’ll link in reply) Kim has an Aces Low tattoo on his leg and I fell so in love with the idea I had to draw it… the aces high on his arm is my addition lol
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2 years
these two stop kissing each other to call you a slur
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2 years
there was more context to this but it’s funnier on its own
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5 months
1. kim has notes on cases from the current year labeled Dom's Unfinished 2. Kim showed up to the hanged man alone while Harry had a team with him. Conclusion: His partner Dom (aka Eyes) was lost recently, too soon for Kim to find a new partner.
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2 years
oh and night terrors too
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2 months
“He meant *join* us. At Precinct 41. Transfer.”
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2 years
cock fight lol
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11 months
i bet chester is the c wing gossip mill
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4 months
no one hates jean as much as jean does
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2 years
officer down pg 1/5
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2 years
i wanted to draw @YaGrandmaPeach ‘s rly good 38< huff huff faces
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2 years
POV you didn’t let him punch out any of the board game tokens
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CHALLENGE: Draw a knifed up Kim. He should have a knife. Maybe several. What’s he gonna do with all those knives? Real knife hours! Knife Kim!
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4 months
casual friday with jv
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2 years
did you think i was done with bird disco elysium? wrong
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1 year
when gary pronounced it "revakol" and we knew that was a far right dogwhistle despite it being a fantasy location name
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5 months
you don’t have to maintain jean’s stats in VR but he will consume any speed you pick up
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1 year
these? my boobs breasts titties AND jugs? what about em
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2 years
cosy….
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he was pure!! purely an asshole lol
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1 year
some lung themed wedding bands. that’s all
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1 year
jean being a good househusband
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2 years
thinking about how kim brushes you off any time you try to compliment him in the game.
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9 months
HDB the night before the game starts
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2 years
and THEN
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i admit it. i am a jean viquemare enjoyer
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2 months
ltn harry du frog
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2 years
harry keeps calling the martinaise case “The Hung Man”
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1 year
discourage workplace bullying
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2 years
BALD SPOT JUMPSCARE #DiscoElysium
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2 years
things got a lil gay last night sorry
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2 years
does the inter-precinct transfer process usually involve this many hugs
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harry experiencing a painful neurological paralysis in his face from being too fascist: 😕 Kim: you look like you need to shit
@discophysique
disco elysium physique quotes
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KIM KITSURAGI - “You look…different. Constipated somehow?” YOU - “Oh, this?” (Point to your face.) KIM KITSURAGI - “Yes, your face.” He nods, looking worried. “Looks like you're having a stroke. Can you even move it?” PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - That's a negative, lieutenant.
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2 years
disco elysium: aside from his eyebrows, the lieutenant's face is inexpressive me: (ignores that)
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video revachol au // i’ve had a headcanon for a while that harry sharing his food is an old habit he had with jean
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lapsed dolorian altar boy jv 🤔
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reward system
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2 years
maybe stop waving sandwiches in your coworker’s faces
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9 months
oh she’s got the prozacs on
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2 years
just girly things #discoelysium
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1 year
idle animation variant for if you’re near jean
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DE sequel where u play as kim partnered with jean to find harry after he goes missing.
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