Marcel
@psych_WRLD999
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Guy:How many wraps of fufu can you finish?. Devîl:tell him two. Girl:I don’t eat fufu . Devîl:
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All the food wey I dey chop no even dey inside six classes of food😔
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“Man shall not live by bread alone”na why I dey use beans chop my own
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Me at 2AM deciding if I should beat it or become a better person
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E get where grace go carry you reach,you go just add small juju
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Client wey we dey manage e reach pablo turn,them colonize am
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Since I stop to dey beat meat God come dey answer my prayers
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For those of una wey dey find me na here I dey since morning
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If everybody graduate who go come be cultîst? Na why I sacrîfice myself
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You wan spend time with me keh?me wey fit keep quiet for hours
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But when I dey my mama belle I dey chop three square meal,wetin come happen?
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Na people wey dey depressed I pity pass,equipments to commit sûicide don cost 😹
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If you no like this wizkid song,I go just believe say you no come from happy home.
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How mfs feel after telling you to drop your bank details for 2k
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My guy talk say e no like to dey go bank because queue too much but me I understand 😂
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“My babe dey house ”.“Babe dey my house”.“One babe dey my house”. Difference dey
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I just check my account balance guys I no sure say I deserve true love
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Sorry say I never post since morning na because I don get babe
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But why person go dey house from morning till night?you be furniture?
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Make I use pick up line on top girl wey yahoo boy go use gle pick?
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I go like celebrate this year Christmas indoors for security reasons
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I go turn motivational speaker next year once things soft for me.
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All the qualities of a good partner you no fit see one for my body
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