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Great priorites, @twitter . Limiting my account rather than his says it all.
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The grill with the pearl earrings
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The Museum of Curiosities
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A toaster from 1920.
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Theresa May after watching It's a Sin
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It's absolutely insane that tourists can buy these but living in the UK can't. It would be great to encourage people to use trains more often & travel around the UK for a holiday without using a car or booking flights.
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@stephenossola The homophobic thing is you cropping out your fellow gays
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A gruesome end for those middle class children
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Caraway, nigella, fennel
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@akaylagreen @KimYeMedia maybe she's interested in their lives
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inspirational
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@IndieWire Sorry but that's just not good enough, @jk_rowling . It's not 1997 anymore and your fans deserve for this to be a strong theme.
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Christmas was so much easier when you could just get everyone a DVD
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I feel so dumb for not realising sooner that John's poly
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If you want us to be a small island, at least encourage us to get around it affordably and spend our money here
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Meanwhile for UK users who need to regularly travel exclusively between Manchester and London
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*leaves Indian mum alone with leftover chippy chips and mushy peas for 30mins*
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I love that Dunelm decided to shoot this underbed storage next to a bed it wouldn't fit under
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@KyriZindilis Homer's voice sounds different too. Honestly just retire it all.
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when you invite Jamie Oliver over for tea
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of course Caballé had the most beautiful voice but hearing her laugh was just as good
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@ryanjohnbutcher He meant Polachek obviously
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day made
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@Twitter You walk around Manchester with rainbows beneath your feet. I know my hometown will rise above fear and hatred & just show each other love ❤
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RT to make someone's timeline more majestic
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@Twitter Just seen this & as angry as last night. He's a writer who apparently didn't get the 'magnitude of the tragedy' from 'MULTIPLE FATALITIES'
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At Piccadilly station and someone is playing the whole of Ravel's La Valse on the public piano.
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@ademwaterman She's not letting that missed call go
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in case you too were wondering
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I've never related to anything more than this alcohol-soaked fruit that's been hidden for 9 months
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30 today🎈
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imagine thinking homosexuals are a minority at the opera
@jsdhenderson
Jamie Henderson 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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I couldn’t help myself. Happy Pride 🌈
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I'm choosing to assume this is how Leontyne Price opens the door to everyone
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@Twitter and relax. I do know how to spell priorities really
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@ciggi_man You have to buy it while outside of the UK but in theory yes
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cut my dad's hair today and accidentally saw my own future
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@Twitter Some people have RT'd this who don't follow me so your RTs do seem to be a way around it
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I ran into a cousin of mine who didn't know I was gay at Pride, hugged her and shouted 'I'm gay'. Then ran away.
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Just about to hear Martha Argerich and Sergei Babayan perform piano duos @wigmore_hall with this view
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may I recommend opera?
@quakerraina
raina
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My favorite genre of movie is “someone coughs blood into a napkin and then doesn’t tell anyone “
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@Twitter 🎊🎈🎉 Shyam's Restored Full Functionality/Twitter is Trash Party 🎈🎉🎊
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Cher breaking down her iconic looks like only Cher would
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The real meaning of Pride Month is us gays getting to turn the tables on straight football fans on the train culture
@Jake_VanDeCamp
Jake
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On route to @mightyhoopla 🏳️‍🌈🪩💃🏻
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me as a tax advisor:
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🎈 older and not wiser 🎈
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Finally wore the tie
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this is the exact speech I make whenever I leave a party
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Nigella Lawson
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There was a minute's silence for the Queen before this afternoon's performance of a play in which a woman clings desperately to nostalgic memories of a society that no longer has relevance to her children
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Imagine checking and finding out you hadn't been unfollowed
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Being single is fine but sometimes I want someone who'll ask what I want for breakfast so I can reply "I'd like to propose a toast"
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I'm obsessed with the woman who decided to decorate her £145k two-up two-down in Stockport like this
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@RoyalOperaHouse that feeling after voting
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@Remember_Sarah
your friend, Dracula
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What did you think was EXTREMELY fancy when you were a little kid?
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@velzzb What kind of person recreates the moment they stabbed a neighbour for TV?
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Guys I actually cooked Indian food
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Spoke to the GP about my low moods/anxiety for the first time. At least I can no longer feel a fraud when I using the word depressed.
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I am the king of bringing a book for a 2 hour train journey and not looking at it once
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I 💗 my new wonky sconces
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@mschakraverty Sir this is a Wendy's
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Rattle's Mahler 9 with @londonsymphony just made me acutely aware of the privilege living. Everything slows and you feel every breath keeping you alive.
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I too have paid someone to cut my hair ✂️
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Stravinsky + Chaplin = new favourite photo of all time http://t.co/k8V3mOB9JV
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Very moving evening celebrating the life of the late Dmitri Hvorostovsky @RoyalOperaHouse
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honoured to be alive as Anna Netrebko enters the hallowed turban phase of operatic Divadom
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@Ben_Whitley_ Not anywhere else in the world
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patiently waiting for the person you're arguing with to shut up and let you reply like
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at least I won't need to stockpile hair products
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@TVsCarlKinsella how do you delete someone else's tweet
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it's a new 👓 day
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my barber cut himself doing this so the least you can do is like my selfie
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Hi I just wanted to say I'm really grateful for all the people I've come across through Twitter. You've all helped this city (and the world) seem much smaller and more supportive.
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when someone calls me a diva
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@yaffington It's about a quarter of the cost of the equivalent available to UK residents so it'd be a start
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A bit early but I think I can retire now
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someone appreciate my lovely tiles which flopped on insta
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when someone tells me I'll regret eating an entire bag of cookies
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Obvious headline of the day.
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Bad #LNOP queue selfie
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every year I ask my mum what she wants for Christmas and she always answers "a nice top". every year I have to bite my tongue.
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I like how you can tell who's nice and who's horrid by the way they look at her
@JadaGomez
Jada Gomez
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When you’re the moment and not even trying. 👀🥰
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First selfie of the year. I'm still ill and sweaty.
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my parents trying out their new two person hammock is the sweetest thing you'll see all day
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friend: I had a baby me: I gave myself a moustache today
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Happy Christmas all 🌲
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do I need this duck decanter?
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for some reason I decided as a child to sign this photo like I was a celebrity
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HOW had I never heard the version of Losing My Mind by Liza and Pet Shop Boys? It may be the quintessence of my personality.
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It's my turn ✂️
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Listening to Callas and reenacting that bit in Act 2 of #ROHtosca when she puts two candlesticks by Scarpia's body after stabbing him to death
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a tragedy in two parts
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Not an average Christmas with mum stuck in her room isolating but ended up feeling fairly festive in the end
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@Twitter just heard from a friend working in a Manc hospital ED yesterday. So much respect for their tireless work overnight.
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Is it Christmas yet?
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Watching Death on the Nile for the first time
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I got broken up with unexpectedly yesterday and it's the first time I've been in love. Please mute me for a few weeks because I can't be relied upon to tweet rationally.
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@thenewred1 @thiscassgirl @Twitter a bot that 'protects' the verified from the masses. Fails to realise that the masses need protecting from certain malicious verified users.
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@MattBlakemore and explaining garlic
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every day should involve a full body massage followed by a nap in the sun
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everyone: #BLMUK tories:
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I'm leaving London now with a heavy heart, innumerable fond memories and a bank balance of £0.92
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