James Proctor
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Paul Lambert fancies a crack at the Stoke job does he? I fancy a crack at Beyoncé mate, doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
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#BobMortimer
should just be trending every day. His De Niro impression always cracks me up. Mr.Fiddler 😂
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Big day for Tom Pope tomorrow. Score against Citeh and he’ll possibly outdo his current career highlight of scoring against Stoke’s under 21 team in the Checkatrade Trophy.
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Sky News has just cut to a piece in Stoke and every single person said we need a general election and they won’t be voting Tory again ever. What a change that is. Get in.
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Every single Stoke fan is buzzing with that. Every single one... except for Bayern Fruitcake who’s of course still having a moan. What a prick.
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@FootyAccums
Why do they keep having a go at him? Can’t blame him for wanting to be back in professional football.
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Stoke if you sit in the home end
What’s the most difficult Stadium to come away with a win from? 👀🏟️
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Stoke fans moaning cause they’ve read Iversen isn’t good with his feet 🤦🏻♂️ Bonham’s no good with his fucking hands so don’t worry about it.
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Add Mmaee to the list of very techinical, clever footballers that Stoke fans don’t like cause he doesn’t sprint around like a headless chicken after the ball. The lad is clearly talented but in a crap team.
Would love to know how we scouted Mmaee. Can only imagine it involved more stats and charts than it did actually watching him play football.
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I know football fans are often fickle, but the morons in block 19 went from singing you don’t know what you’re doing at Jones for taking off Bojan (who did nowt) to Nathan Jones R&W army when we went 2-0. Proper fucking morons the lot of ‘em.
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@talkSPORT
@premierleague
I think always do the exact opposite of what Danny Murphy says because he’s an absolute pipe.
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Slowly but surely putting together the worlds worst party guest list.
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Luke McNally makes Wollscheid look like Beckenbauer btw. He is absolutely wank.
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Great stuff. Could have finished the video with a Berahino shirt being set on fire but I’ll take that 👍🏻
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I cannot stress how thankful I am that this bellend latched onto the Vale and not us.
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Fuck sake. Going have to set up a just giving page to raise £18k for Vargas now.
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Charlie Adam going to Villa as part of the Chester deal? I fucking hope so! Only negative is people who call him “Adams” will call Chester “Chesters”
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Nothing surprises me about Stoke fans these days, but moaning about Joe Allen staying, saying all he does is run around a lot?! Fuck off!
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20 minutes into a pre season friendly, I honestly can’t stand our fans...
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I see Bayern Fruitcake wants us to lose tomorrow night so Jones gets the sack. Imagine wanting your own team to lose a football match. Fucking idiot.
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Richard Keys having a pop at someone for being “unprofessional” is like Boris Johnson having a pop at someone for lying.
I didn’t realise Gabby Agbonlahor was on the radio. His broadcasting career is obviously as insignificant as his playing career. Described to me today by a Villa staff member as ‘the most unprofessional he’d ever worked with’. Apps 351. Gls 76. Is he still at Watford?
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Ricky Martin needs to go. Such weird vibes from him, proper dodgy. Like you’ve walked in on him trying to flog £20k double glazing to your Nan.
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Stoke. Because I’d like to see how many months or possibly weeks it would take for Bayern Fruitcake to post on the oatcake saying he’d do a better job.
Guardiola wins the Champions League.
Guardiola decides to fulfil all our curiosities and manage a Championship team to promotion and upwards.
Name the club he should manage and why.
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Why are people angry that Morgan Fox is leaving? He’s wank.
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It’s been a very long time since I’ve said this but can’t really fault the club at the minute
Pints, patrons and Potters at the Park Inn at Dresden.
Thank you for for the hearty welcome.
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Bournemouth fans singing “you’re not fit to referee”. Been your best player 😂😂😂
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@JoshLaurent28
@DujonSterling1
@stokecity
Send this to Ben, Axel, Big Willy and the Hoever too please!
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Won’t take long to guess which Stoke “fan” has only got negative things to say about Alex Neil going for a pint and engaging with fans…
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Free Agent Goalkeepers we could realistically sign who are all instant upgrades…
Ben Foster
Ørjan Nyland
Noam Baumann
Danijel Petkovic
Richard Strebinger
Just get anyone tbh!
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Apologies for the language in the corner… at 11pm whilst we watch two blokes try to box each other’s heads in 🙄
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Such a fuck awful take this. Stoke were brilliant for a while with the likes of Bojan, Arnie, Shaq, N’Zonzi etc. Mark Hughes shite management in his last two years cost us.
We all like to have a laugh & a joke about Burnley's brexit-means-brexit side, but I hope they don't go too far from their policy. Feels a lil bit like Stoke in the mid 2010s. Started to creep closer to relegation when they went for the Bojan's, Affelay's & Shaqiri's of the world
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The Spy Who Hacked Me
BREAKING: Daniel Craig’s replacement as 007 finally revealed… 👇👇
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People on the oatcake are raging about the goalkeeper we’re trying to sign from Besiktas because… they don’t know who he is. Well if you don’t know he is, you don’t know if he’s good or not do you. Daft bastards.
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People on the managers case already. He’s been here a week…
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Seen the state of some of these street parties. You’d think the virus had disappeared. People really are thick as fuck aren’t they.
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This Frankie Boyle thing on channel 4 has been class. Can see some people on here have been well and truly rattled by it.
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Have to keep Tymon if we are signing someone like Gayle. He’s one of the only ones who can put a good ball into the box.
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How Nathan Jones hasn’t fucking murdered any of these players I don’t know. Liam Lindsay you are fucking wank pal.
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@TheSopranosClub
There doesn’t need to be another Sopranos series, regardless of who writes it. It was perfect, the ending was amazing and probably most importantly…you can’t have the Sopranos without James Gandolfini.
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If you want Jones sacked you’re a moron. Won’t fix anything doing that now.
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@ZoeRoseBryant
They really were simply showing the films she was in 2022 though… they do it all the time for loads of different actors. You’ve gone so far out of the way to be offended by a simple, factual tweet.
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Tuanzebe has made such a difference to this defence. Some pace and power and good positional sense has helped a tonne.
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Loads of people around me moaned at him for this last night, for not beating his man quick enough. The amount of ridiculous shit he gets is mental.
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Some Stoke fans, “we can’t have a manager with no experience”
Those same fans, happy to give the job to Paul Gallagher who’s only experience is caretaking us to two draws.
Thick.
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Jordan Pickford. Good at kicking. Kicking it hard. Kicking it aimlessly. Just kicking the ball. Not very good at saving shots. But let’s just keep talking about him twatting the ball. Kickford.
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Harry Maguire is ace. And to think he was our no.1 transfer target before he went to Leicester and we ended up with Kevin fucking Wimmer.
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Why’s everyone kissing Butland’s arse cause he’s made a save in a training clip? Fuck me.
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“Be careful what you wish for” 🙄. Best football and highest finishes I’ve ever seen at Stoke after Pulis went. Whoppers.
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Does every club sing their own version of the allez song now? Fuck it off.
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The top two teams in our division have managers with no or very little managerial experience. Others like Rosenior doing well with Hull. Can’t believe some of the moaning about Carsley on here today. Some absolutely mental people follow Stoke.
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The Stoke fans revelling in the fact we lost yesterday cause it means they were right about Jones celebrating too much after winning. So what?! Fuck off down the Vale...
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Just send Matondo back to Schalke now. I’ve seen enough. Sprinter in football boots. Play one of our own kids.
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Hardly surprising that Bournemouth are getting relegated after the first season with VAR.
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Fair play to anyone going Reading away on Tuesday night, couldn’t pay me to do it.
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Why am I seeing Stoke fans wishing the Vale good luck today?! 🥴 Give your heads a wobble.
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@TheSopranosClub
Mikey Palmice, Richie Aprile, Tony Blundetto (if you don’t count dream appearances)
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I’d like to see Campbell upfront with Mmaee today. Ty on the end of Mmaee’s clever flicks and passes could be great.
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“A number of Bundesliga clubs are interested in signing Kevin Wimmer”. Well that’s that lads, I’m packing my boots and getting on the next flight to Germany to start my professional football career. If that waste can do it, anyone can.
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Don’t get the massive Jacob Brown love in tbh. I don’t hate the lad at all, he put a shift in but that was about it, he’s a very average footballer. As long as the fee is decent it’s a good move for us, we can upgrade on him easily.
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If Nuno has actually APPLIED for the job, just say yes before he comes to his senses 🤞🏻
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Derby supporting step dad had one word for me when I walked through the door at my mums house, “twat”. 😂
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Has he signed for Burnley or Umbro? 😂
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When everyone in the squad is fit, this would be my starting XI I think...
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“Tom Lawrence fires it straight at the wall”. Not sure why they are still commentating on his driving.
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People slating AJ clearly know fuck all about boxing. Tactics spot on, never out of control.
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Hate this FA Cup draw being on the One Show bollocks. Sat here watching some bit on what goes down at a care home in Preston. I just want to see who we’ve got in the next round lads…
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The meltdown of some Stoke fans on here and on the oatcake the last week or so has been insane. Middle aged blokes getting their knickers in a twist because we haven’t officially announced 5 new signings by lunchtime on day one of pre-season. Grow up.
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Don’t think I’ll ever love a player as much as Ric ❤️❤️❤️
Ricardo Fuller turns 39 today. You remember him - good feet for a big lad...
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