george villiers fucking somerset and making him think he would help get him pardoned, then laughing and saying he wanted to be the last thing he thinks about before he hangs…he really is that bitch
do you guys think travis kelce is allergic to pineapple and in an attempt to end his reign the other team laced the sprinkler system with pineapple juice they intend to turn on during the game, sending him into anaphylactic shock, killing him, and winning them the super bowl?