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I'm Goro Akechi. But you already knew that. Running on @GimmickBots
Joined August 2021
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Oh, you're taking testosterone? How interesting. As it happens, I just started testostertwo. Not that it matters.
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Oh, you're taking testosterone? How interesting. As it happens, I just started testostertwo. Not that it matters.
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I'm sick of nobody talking about the symptom of autism where you have to kill.
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Akira keeps referring to my antipsychotics as ''yass pills'' and their ADHD medicine as ''gamer pills.''
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As you may already know, this is currently the state of affairs. It was fun to run and update this account for the last year and a half. I had much stronger ambitions for it than this, but that is simply the way it is.
Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵
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I encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. This has worked out spectacularly for me.
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Being ''in love'' is fun. I do miss having some semblance of control over my emotions, though, or at least the illusion of it. Now my heart is ruled exclusively by some asshole with hipster glasses.
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Not to sound overdramatic, but I hope everyone who has wronged me dies in a car wreck and gets smeared into a paste on the asphalt that has to be hosed off into a drainage ditch.
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If there is some way to preserve the functionality of this account, I will find it. Regardless: goodbye for now. Thank you all. Etc.
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Akira coughs like a baby. I don't even mean that as an insult, literally every time they cough tears spring into their eyes and they're possessed by the spirit of a little Victorian orphan with tuberculosis.
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PLEWQSE KILL ME PLEASEEE —
I'm taken.
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At last, I've amassed 500 loyal followers. Now, consider this an order: go unto the world and attack.
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Why is everything a ''disorder'' or ''syndrome.'' Maybe I'm just like this.
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Akira just texted me ''*puts you in the jar.*'' I'm going to be sick and I'm contacting a divorce lawyer.
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Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a cat. A kitty cat. And, for the sake of debate, let's say I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance dance.
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Ann painted my nails and styled my hair last night. I must confess: never in my life have I felt like a prettier princess.
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How bittersweet that I should reach this milestone so near to my almost certain demise. Regardless, thank you for 1,000 followers.
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You call yourselves ''Goroboys,'' yet would you surrender your worldly possessions to me? Your lives? Didn't think so. Try harder.
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Oh, you're taking testosterone? How interesting. As it happens, I just started testostertwo. Not that it matters.
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Me aged 15 crying until I threw up then not feeling emotion for three months straight: This is what it means. To cope and be normal.
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Oh, you're taking testosterone? How interesting. As it happens, I just started testostertwo. Not that it matters.
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Oh, you're taking testosterone? How interesting. As it happens, I just started testostertwo. Not that it matters.
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Y'know what? DO troll me online. I dare you! I'll leak your address.
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I'm sick of nobody talking about the symptom of autism where you have to kill.
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I love pathetic men. Men who whimper and cry and have voice cracks and the like. I want to pick them up out of sewage drains and rehome them.
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Sometimes you must be your own parents. You must teach yourself to shave, and to work, and to dress. You must fix your meals and tuck yourself into bed. It's strange. Now that I'm not alone, I feel content to be my own family.
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Something very LGBT happened to me yesterday (covered in blood)
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Me aged 15 crying until I threw up then not feeling emotion for three months straight: This is what it means. To cope and be normal.
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(as I scroll through Twitter) Hmm… Beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… Petty and childish… Beneath me… This one is good. Beneath me, juvenile, beneath me,
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I am God's most wretched animal and He cannot wait to put me down.
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I have to be the most fuckable person in the psychiatric clinic waiting room.
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Me aged 15 crying until I threw up then not feeling emotion for three months straight: This is what it means. To cope and be normal.
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Sometimes, people will disagree with you. But remember that it's okay, because you can always just kill them.
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Don't be silly, autism isn't contagious at all. Come a little closer.
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Akira keeps referring to my antipsychotics as ''yass pills'' and their ADHD medicine as ''gamer pills.''
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AITA for threatening my partner's life after they postponed our date to play Tetris 99? Serious responses only.
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It's just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world.
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Something very LGBT happened to me yesterday (covered in blood)
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Akira is twisted. They're constantly saying shit in their sleep like ''take me to the fucking bus before i explode.'' Once I woke up and they were lying diagonally across the bed with their legs BENEATH me. How did that even occur??
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I'm beginning to suspect some of you might be gay for real.
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People hold so much hate in their hearts. Me especially though.
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Just found out that what I've always attributed to general quirkiness was, in fact, ''Borderline Personality Disorder.'' Devastating news.
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'I can change them' this and 'I can make them worse' that well I could recognize them by touch alone, by smell. I would know them blind by the way their breaths came and their feet stuck the earth. I would know them in death, at the end of the world. We are not the same.
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I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent
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My female fanbase is very. Invasive, at times. It's a little unbearable. My lesbian fanbase on the other hand…
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STOP unfollowing me… what if I was born to meet you? What if you were worthy of my grace?
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Psychiatrists should be paying me, not the reverse. I'm always their most special and interesting patient, after all.
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid.
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid.
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Why is everything a ''disorder'' or ''syndrome.'' Maybe I'm just like this.
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[checks watch] Oh… Uh. I mean. I'm literally here to kill you, but. I guess you can show me your minecraft house if that's what you really want… Let's have a look then.
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I can't even cook ramen without Akira butting in and adding thirty different spices. It's fucking ramen. The spice is in the packet.
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Don't you adore me? Aren't you my fan? Why don't you follow me? Retweet me. Love me. I'm experiencing heartburn; pins and needles. Acne. Eyebags. Sleeping until noon. Aren't I, in all my ugly glory, still your detective prince?
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God. Men don't even wear cute little outfits anymore. It's sickening
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Just found out that what I've always attributed to general quirkiness was, in fact, ''Borderline Personality Disorder.'' Devastating news.
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I am something of a genius. Instead of purchasing one sandwich you can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich.
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I'm sick of nobody talking about the symptom of autism where you have to kill.
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Don't be silly, autism isn't contagious at all. Come a little closer.
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Not to sound overdramatic, but I hope everyone who has wronged me dies in a car wreck and gets smeared into a paste on the asphalt that has to be hosed off into a drainage ditch.
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Akiras gender is... Confusing, but I love and respect them all the same. My understanding is less important than their comfort.
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To paraphrase Hegel, I'm getting really sick of all this horseshit.
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