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@ASAPYams
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12 years
bitches that eat pork r not valid allah plz save these hoes
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Ivan Toney, Banned half a season for gambling, comes back and does nish, hardly made a cap for England. Solanke lights up premier league all season playing for Bournemouth, no selection. The story of Saffgate
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4 years
going into year 13 with a pen and prayers
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😭😭😭😭😭
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@badbittynic he in her dm like
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4 months
Ronaldo being right years later is the best part of this United downfall
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mario
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Cristiano Ronaldo: “I don’t want to be here in the club, fighting for 5th place, 6th place or 7th place.” United fans on the wrong side of history again, they are so clueless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@r1medi this is how i feel playing fifa, those goals i score i had to grind and craft. the goals i concede came from nothing.
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Takuma Asano making sure Kane doesn’t win a trophy. Wenger’s done it again
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@zxrdak @ZezeMillz “sis all this pick me behaviour and no one even wants you✋🏼don’t dead me”
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@14_HK_ he knows megan would have him in a one on one
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@ArmzKorleone in the afterlife
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@MickzWrites would’ve slapped her for watching it in dub
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@Arsenal Soon…🤫
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when your snaps so dry you didn’t realise it crashed
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7 months
Airpod Albert about to reach Emery suttin
@Orbinho
Orbinho
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Aston Villa have won their last 14 Premier League home games in a row. The last team to beat them at Villa Park was Arsenal. The next team to visit Villa Park is Arsenal.
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@jayrad198900 @utdcynical That’s clearly foden’s fault, not tracking HIS runner
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4 years
imagine if 2021 is worse than 2020
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@simiafc @ZRAFC @Estadao @Sport_Witness Yhhh Edu didn’t work the club them.
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@shutdown_mmxiv @S7RGE sorry but she does not represent the UK music scene👍🏽
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@marianaxoi this is where self harm begins
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Richard Keys playing the moral high ground
@richardajkeys
Richard Keys
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I think Kate Abdo is a top pro. I’ve no idea what Carragher is insinuating but he crossed the line again. How many more times? That show is like so many more these days - too ‘pally’. It was an accident waiting to happen. Abdo deserves much better.
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what’s your biggest flex. air and i’ll deactivate
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9 days
Just say you’re racist. It’s more respectable 😂
this is an absolutely fucking ridiculous take btw
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it really has been “if i don’t laugh i’ll cry” type of year
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͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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4 years
social distancing apparently doesn’t exist at school
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Drake shouting out maya jama, stormzy ain’t sleeping tonight 😂
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2 months
“War hero” gimmick still a thing. There hasn’t been a war hero since WW2
@Jewtastic
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OUTRAGEOUS 😡🇺🇸 "What happened to your legs?" Disabled American war hero Rep Mast repeatedly taunted and mocked by Free Palestine supporter lauding Hamas 🇵🇸🔻 These people are the scum of society.
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all my mutuals are beautiful
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5 months
All the overreactions and pessimism. If this team can’t win from a deficit against Porto in the second leg how do you expect them to win the whole competition. On to the next
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2 years
in this economy. these are brand new
@TazerBlack
PRESENCE
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Talk to me, how many wears I got left? I said 2/3 more... my bro said they are done out already, order new ones asap. What are you lot saying? 😅
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every naruto op goated
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has anyone actually got a job from indeed before
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can someone explain ⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️
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@xxdon_kermitxx @oluok1 Spurs were never this good lol
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don’t take good eyesight for granted.
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if you can’t handle this heat, how you gonna handle hell
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Twitter the only place you get told off for celebrating a win. Go outside and touch grass
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No knee slides? Strange. Twitter has spent the last 24 hours pretending that's the norm in this situation?
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Unhappy, unmarried people telling happy married people what to do😂
@sucremummy
SUGAR💦♥️
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Without sounding like a hater, I will like to tell this lady to stop dressing like an old woman. Modesty is different from being unfashionable. Your husband is a young boy o.
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do people actually dm each other on here
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@xDaveAFC @Ma1szyy Arsenal fans when pepe gets a nutmeg
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This guys a freak. Jm press on a barbell with no safeties😭
@iamcobbina
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Great way to grow arms Massive fan
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@tjtheslimmaz @iiiamree fat shaming *shock*
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don’t reply ‘😂😂😂’ and expect a reply
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people are tryna normalise class A drugs
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@BodegaaCat no balls. didn’t even believe yourself
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@KonateFC clearly tchoumeni bailed him out retard
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what teams do my mutuals support
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i wouldn’t even mind a second lockdown
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this was a proper weapon
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i wanna start a podcast
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this guy has a video for everything
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@14_HK_ it’s wraps for her. no mercy
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Never happening look at croydon
@mbarbie8
MB🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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I hope they’re building that Westfield they promised us in Elephant & Castle
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@Em2Mcfc @MCFC_Saul @utdcynical Had less impact than the physio in all them finals😹
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don’t go by yourself
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wth does ‘faceman’ even mean
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Germans upset cos they spent 3 weeks in Qatar and got sent home. Stop masking ur xenophobia and say it with chest. It’s more respectable
@Schl0tterbeck
lara
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PETITION TO NEVER EVER HAVE A WORLD CUP AT A PLACE LIKE QATAR EVER AGAIN
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Best CF in the world
@B4NKAl
Weezy™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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CF Havertz
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@vlptuouz
slim ebony 🇯🇲🇹🇹
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i remember this guy was eating me out and my period started half way through, but he just kept slurping my blood ♥️
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2020. can’t lose weight in peace.
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Titania McGrath
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Adele is a traitor to the body positivity movement. By losing weight, she is fat-shaming her younger self.
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I don’t know which part is more unbelievable, you reading the Quran or you having friends
@AngloCatholica
🇻🇦♱ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@CatholicOrca Mate I used to play this game with a friend where we’d flick to any page in the Quran and try to spot the violence 😭 Almost never failed
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what part of london is everyone from?
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Hijab and crop top. You can’t make this up
@xavierjp__
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Lmao “prayer team” More like “shayateen squad” May Allah (redacted) your spines for sullying the image of hijab like this I am free from any Muslim who affiliates or associates with those who disrespect our religion like this Godless Heathens driven by dunya
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@MCFC_Saul @utdcynical Won 3 in a row before Kova🤷‍♂️
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i don’t know who’s paying £35 for a phone case
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pranks that aren’t funny <<<
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@a8milli_
AM🎱
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Mandem, Ps5 secured.
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I swear it’s snowing everywhere but London
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He was so rattled when they voted him the club diva, makes sense now
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fucked him up with flamboyance
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“Sept”, I said saka
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@ClockEndH
H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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@maurice_ldn why u s3xualising a baby
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give me unlimited oxygen i’m still not going in
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yh we good at 0 mate
@_Triceeeey
Chanelle 💅🏾
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What is your level when swimming at the beach ?
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@maurice_ldn that’s cap, you’re my friend
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They try ridicule Ben White for not wanting to play under this joke of a coach. Trent needs to leave ASAP
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Honestly if i’m Trent im just getting on the first flight home, Southgate has pretty much gone out of his way to ruin his reputation.
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@JahmalLdn she speaking in 3 different tenses
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These people are coward liars and manipulators, videos of fans interacting in the fan zone were circulating everyday on twitter during wc2022
@dpressus
sadWRLD 🇸🇪
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@eurofootcom This EURO is levels with love and genuine familiarity above Qatar's bought, artificial and historiless culture.
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Remember when Chelsea fans laughed at us for saying Boehly is just copying Arsenal.
@CFCPys
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Chelsea have studied how Arteta eventually thrived after leaving Guardiola’s staff and hope Maresca can flourish in the same way. ( @kierangill_DM @TomCollomosse ) #CFC
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this video is legendary 😂😂😂
@FEYAIIO
itzl
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screaming cause i found the rest of the video looool
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@jayrad198900 @utdcynical I’m not saying rice shouldn’t be in position and tracking back as it is, but don’t shift the blame onto him when foden blatantly and lazily let’s the runner right on his shoulder get by.
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getting a job as a teen is a vicious cycle
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good morning people who interact
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@a_mulli1 @maurice_ldn brother why did you @ me
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Celebrating when you’re still a goal down. These lot knew they were gonna win that second leg😭
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Trossard cf shifts are refreshing. Someone who can actually finish
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i swear a police officer’s favourite word is “fellas”
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@BodegaaCat Last mistake I remember was the Fulham home again, and he scored the winner anyways😂
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I know there’s a Nigerian in Lagos running this account
@XenooUtd
Xeno°
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OK
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You won’t believe what he’s talking about😂
@ruhpost
RUHPost 🇺🇸
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@GoldingBF Literally ISIS just rebranded.
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