I can’t marry outside my culture cause how am I supposed to explain that he has to do 50 push-ups and prove he can make round roti before being allowed to take me with him
people will pay $60/year for a card that allows them to enter and shop at Costco but have a problem carrying around a free “vaccine passport” to enter literally every other building
throwback to when some random dude at work asked me “do you even know anything about the car other than how to drive it?”
I know how to run you over with it :))
I’ve seen this kid so many times on my tl and I’m not even mad cause look how adorable 😭 I hope he’s having an amazing day and gets everything he dreams of
y’all needa understand that someone can be upset about something without posting about it. we all deal with shit in different ways, just cause it’s not the same was as you doesn’t mean their feelings aren’t valid
remember when we used to make fun of ig accounts for posting screenshots of tweets.. and now there’s twitter accounts that post screenshots of TikTok’s 🙂
scheduling a meeting right after lunch is so disrespectful fr I’m just tryna have a mini nap at my desk and you want me to “participate” and “share my thoughts” fuck off
really need to get rid of some clothes but I have a weird attachment to some of them and the mindset of “what if I need it some day” even tho I haven’t worn them in like a year
someone with the last name McLaren just came in and I said “oh like the car!” and she just stared at me confused.. I’m never speaking to anyone ever again
does everyone just lose all parking skill as soon as it starts snowing or are they doing this on purpose… you can see the mf lines! park in between them!!
my dad stays sending me tiktoks about “new phone scams” .. my guy I don’t even answer the phone if I recognize the number, you think ima answer no caller id?