Pravin Gordhan
@pravingordhan
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I'm Pravin Flash Gordhan, shooting parody rhymes like Michael Jordan. With me, Pravvy-G, there ain't no fraud surprises. I be headin' up Public Enterprises. ✊
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Thank you, South Africa, for all your support.
My position in yo' service has been cut short.
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I'm dreamin' of retirement, but our fresh prez ain't havin' it.
J.K. I'll be honoured to join the reshuffled political cabinet.
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Fresh Prez reorganises, Nation's proud, the Republic rises.
Hella proud to be hustling with the Dept of Public Enterprises.
✊⛑⛏🔌✈️
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The time to talk is up
Bring the heat, playtime's done
Destined to be tested 'till the corrupt get arrested
Side by side now, everyone!
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What's Zuma gonna do with all that junk,
All that junk inside his trunk?
Check it out!
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I can't comment on
the Hawks' disrespectful phone call,
but friends, South Africans, countrymen, lend me yo retweets:
#CorruptionMustFall
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You cowards accusing and serving me a summons for fraud?
Ya'all stoking big smoke to distract from the
@PublicProtector
's report ✊
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I'm da straw, breaking yo camel's back
A perfect 21 in yo game of blackjack
State capture made ya do it?
@KPMG
y'all can suck my rogue unit
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Gov't is on YOUR payroll
So let's rock a Tweet poll
Who d'you say the Finance Minister should be?
Molefe...or me?
Come at me,
@BrianMbm1
Pravin Gordhan
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Brian Molefe
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Another Zuma appointee
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Spineless teams,
paying for Google adverts to scandalise me;
Obvious it seems,
who these dodgy amateurs turned out to be.
#Guptas
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Fresh after a 🇬🇧 recall, the rand drops like a lead football.
I'm back at Luthuli House; I'll keep at this damned game of cat and mouse.
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Yo! Candles lit, power's out!
Don't ya get it? Flames hittin' the drought.
Been sayin' for years uninterrupted:
"Over budget, badly designed, badly constructed"
Only with corruption canned, will supply meet demand.
Together, standin' tall
Alone, we watch
#Eskom
fall.
✊◾️🔌🕯🔥
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This flame be gone,
to Mzanzi's soil
I'll now return.
Ride proud, brothers and sisters
May your light
now in the darkness
forever
burn ✊🔥
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I’m the hook after your last verse; I’m also like the beat
But I will turn it down so you can go to sleep 💤
#jzzz
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My long-distance cypher, ya'all shouldn't ignore;
Shooting some verses with Christiane Amanpour
🎥📺🎤
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Wanna see if my job's doin' alright?
My current status, up on this website:
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You may not like my sound,
But trust me: I got perfect pitch.
Increasing upper income taxes?Slight annoyance, but only for the super rich.✊
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Media revelations leading to presidential condemnations,
These dogs in the ANC are bringing 101 Damnations.
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Settle up!
Seven point eight bar -- and not being funny, sonny.
Bitch better have my taxpayers' money.
#Nkandla
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I'm nervous, but on the surface I'm calm and ready
To go long, but ya'll keep on forgetting
the Hawks' crackdown; the nation made me proud
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Pardon for my tweetin' hiatus
avoiding rand downgrade to junk status.
Gov't spending under magnifying glass
Private jet?I go economy class.
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Rubbin' elbows, dropping fresh ideas, all with proper decorum. We got African solutions at the World Economic Forum.
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Circling Hawks, the rate rocks, money talks until it walks;
I'm calming Moody's sessions and got one plump finger for your 27 questions!
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Brothers say I'm gonna up the Notorious V.A.T;
I'd rather squeeze 'em fat cats, than kick the man on the street.
#BudgetSpeech2016
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Get rid of yo sins, my XXL oke;
Tax on your brannas, tax on your Coke.
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I'm ur man Pravin Gordhan, protectin' funds like a mad game warden. Bustin' financial discipline; Zuma a headache? I'm acetaminophen.
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Ya'all watch me spit my verbal weaponry,
I be gettin' funding from the National Treasury!
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Ima hotel cleaner after Zuma's stay
Huge mess to clean; financial fray!
To ANC leaders ya'll gotta holler
And bam! We're 10 to the dollar.
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Just a few days after treats from the Easter Egg Bunny,
I'm fast calculating how much and when
@PresidencyZA
will
#paybackthemoney
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@Boontjies1
What nonsense d'you spout? Like Rafiki said: look harder, gotta learn to zoom out.
Check: USD/ZAR one year ago vs today 💪
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Thank ya'll kindly for yo unsolicited budget suggestions;
Most of ya obsessions, expressions leave selfish impressions
#Budget2016
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Moody's petty, economy's weak, slumps are heavy
Financial comet incoming: this stuff ain't petty
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This fiscal czar fixed the ZAR to the pre-van Rooyen rate,
Gimme 'nother month to find the fund of this mothereffing
#Zuptagate
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Retirement contributions soon
clocking at twenny seven point five;
Lawn bowling, betties & Pimms
for the rest of yo thug life
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Puff chest, chin out, tucks pen, cracks knuckles;
We'll be aight comrades, but ya'all gonna have to tighten yo buckles.
#BudgetSpeech2016
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