@tedcruz Sit down

@CrapCric Now that’s a 360 player

RT @mdneurorads: Combined PET/MRI: why use it? A quick case showing one of many benefits from @jhostetter 👉 #FOA…

@sahilkapur Not sure what’s worse for the country- him leaving- or him deciding to come back?

@yashar With Cruz’s departure from Mexico, the agouti is once again the largest rodent in the country

@CharlesPPierce He is a very ordinary dude

@MollyJongFast Castor oiled

@ksorbs Breaking - Republicans refuse to accept such a thing exists because they are sure they flushed it down the toilet a decade ago

@atrupar Someone needs to tell Mr Miller that putting on a pair of glasses and cultivation of a beard where a chin may have existed, does not make him look respectable , but rather , to the casual observer, evokes images of a moldy steamed bun

@HotlineJosh Cheney reminding everyone she’s still a Cheney

@oliverdarcy Return of the human pencil

@jefftimmer He’s a hirsute steamed bun

@laurenboebert So says the answer to the trivia question: what is the only diarrhea causing organism to hold elected office?

@mmpadellan Lil Marco is so Lil he could’ve been sent to the quantum universe to find the Wasp’s mom in Antman II without need for fancy gizmos

@RobertKennedyJr I had oatmeal for breakfast this morning. I rear ended someone this afternoon. It was definitely the oatmeal

@MollyJongFast Will succeed Burmese pythons as Florida’s most reptilian inhabitants

@kaitlancollins It will be written on a KFC grease stained piece of paper with a black sharpie and colored with half eaten crayons

@therecount Add these to Florida’s list of invasive species

@idaho_blue Be becoming

@kylegriffin1 In a mature nation it would be 100%