*sleazy solar salesman*
*Handsome but Cringe*
*Good at dance games*
*Good at using my hands*
*clever reference to make you feel safe*
°Twitch affiliate°
@realredwizxrd
@william_fitz
@miriodere
I drive for both apps but I also have the app for when I want to get rides home drunk
Can literally just open up my passenger app and put in the same destination and get a quote for that ride.
@william_fitz
Actually, let's not even beat around the bush. Let's ask
@Uber
directly.
how do you justify taking up to 70% of a customer's fare since changing our cut from a percentage to a flat rate? That allows you to add any premium you desire to their cost.
How much is enough for you? 🖕
@kimcheeseitz
Nobody in line heard this and intervened?!
Homie would be laid out on the concrete at the first utterance.
I'm disappointed in all of the rave goers there that sat and watched you get harassed I'm so sorry.
"DDR sucks. Konami sucks. Itg is better. DDR should be like itg"
*Literally put Cmod, switched shocks for mines, sync control/standardization,rankings system, charts w/diverse tech, smart rerates
* RGC " unintelligible gutteral noises about colors and buttons and small bgas
@william_fitz
@Uber
Every day "Man this ride used to be like $7 now it's $18! You guys sure must be getting paid well huh?"
"Actually sir, we get paid a flat rate of $1.35 a mile and $0.35 a minute. I'm looking at my GPS. I can calculate it. Let's see how much extra you're paying"
Turns out, alot.
If you play dance games then you know they take attention and timing, Why the fuck would you congregate and conversate right in front of people playing.
I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I FUCKING GOT IT
MAXX UNLIMITED MACHINE RECORD PFC 46P
Will post pop off later! I am absolutely beyond ecstatic 😍 S.O to the mufuggin GOAT
@CHRS4LFE
we're constantly pushing and inspiring me to do the same, esp on this wonky sync song. Fuck YES!!
@_TomHoward
@william_fitz
No, it's a shared tactic to tell you that you are getting played by the company.
I'm getting a $1.50 a mile and $0.35 a minute, I don't need your tip. We make 300 bucks a day in this city driving barely any mileage.
YO IM FKN STOKED RIGHT NOW
17 PFC
#3
!!! POSSESSION 27p!!
AND I got super max me mix piffed along with high and low,prey DSP and an sdp on RPG
Today's stream was BONKERS
Will clip and put on YouTube 2nite
Fkn shaking yall
!! 17 PFC
#5
!!! Elemental Creation 45P
Boy, I popped off so hard security came! What a great way to end my last day time DDR stream! Bonus of it being machine record 🥳 vid on YouTube tonight
Haven't posted as much, haven't logged in, but work is going well.
Solar sales is booming. Ive made 16k in commissions in November alone.
Time to buy a house and start a family.
Buy a DDR cab and put it in the garage and actually play dance games again
👋
Someone broke into my car. Stole everything. Sentimental stuff, work stuff, wallet.
Drained me, spent it at liquor stores and even put in an order for women's clothes online.
To be delivered.
...with an address.
Everything will be replaced, except my personals.
But we're riding
If I have you blocked or muted, don't take it personally.
It's just because I find you annoying as fuck. And that's okay we can't change who we are. I'm annoying AF to some people and accept their mute/block
It is what it is, and life goes on!
Panini fest 2 was an absolute blast and success. Congrats to Mark and Chance for winning DDR and ITG respectively. Thank you to everybody who tuned in and watched, cheered everybody on, and help to make this an amazing event for Patrick and everybody involved 💜🙏🫂
DDR is significantly harder at 185 lbs than 170lbs.
I take it back, bulking up Is a horrible idea for DDR. I look great, but s*** it's hard to move
If you want to get better at MA'ing 16s and up, stay twig and Bones, confirmed.
@william_fitz
Then again when you're making between 20 to $40 an hour to drive a car, do you really have room to complain that you're not getting paid enough for one of the most unskilled jobs?
It's the price gouging That's ridiculous, not the cut. Let's be real
Last card was an absolute blast. Lost handily and enjoyed every minute of it. Great tourny and event, amazing crew. I'm grateful. Got to meet an OVERWHELMING amount of new folks and familiar faces from the interwebs.
So fun playing and commentating
This is the real prize👌💜
@ScottPresler
@AOC
What do you want her to do, wave a f****** Pitchfork in the air and direct a bunch of followers to storm the Capitol building or something?
Some people actually understand that anger and aggression in politics scares the vast majority of americans.
Good try tho.
Hey if I ever do anything horrid or career-ending, please specifically call me and the behavior out And don't generally insult " the DDR community"
Some of the sweetest most innocent people reside here, and they deserve to enjoy the space and not have our bad behaviors ruin it.
Although I do really miss it and my progress (was so close to PFCing 18s) there's something about not coming to this place three times a week that makes it so much better
My (very real, not fake) maiden.
Seriously though, Jenny is an absolute goddess.
She's a BAMF,& an amazing partner. She is, truthfully, my most redeeming quality. I don't deserve her, but I will always try to 🥰 celebrating 2 years official in a few days, Here's to many more!
You know that feeling of sadness when you head back home after a weekend of friends and amazing moments and just pure bliss. Yeah, it's hitting hard. Crying and driving. I love WA, but home is where the pals are 🥹🙏
Bye for now Colorado, I'll be back so soon 💜
Was just gifted two four day passes to PAX
I'm going to cosplay some DDR arrows, and basically have a sign that says "step on me"
It's gonna be " dom dom revolution"
Why? Cuz.
DDR daddy says you're great and valid, and gives you forehead kisses, and support you on your dance game/fitness/health journey and thinks you're awesome no matter what your mean brain says 🍍🥰🤗
Sight read.
Hello? Guys? Sightread!
Did you hear me?
This is my first time ever seeing this song, and I PFCed it. It's a sight read
That means it's supposed to be more impressive to you because I've never seen it before
This is probably my life's peak
@spragels
@FrogParty415
There are transphobes in the community. There are toxic people
While it's not your responsibility to come out and say anything against it or denounce it, going out of your way to call it " drama" or " problems" just shows you are unafflicted and would rather say "get over it"
When my Girlfriend posts a picture of her body, it's because she's proud of it and you are free to enjoy it there, publicly
That is not an invitation for you to slide into the DMs And comment on her body.
Do you want your ass beat?
Cause that's how you get your ass beat
Be wise
They're writing up the paperwork.
I'll be employed shortly
Full of confusing feelings Since I haven't been w2 employed in over 6 years, let alone in a sales capacity.
I think imposter syndrome is kicking in but I want to beat its ass.
I'm going to do good at this 🥹🙏💜
Got the promotion at work already. 12-hour shift days are coming to an end, and my schedule and money should get much better.
I've had a non-existent social/ streaming presence on my own, and the friendos, so excited to have more time to catch up with y'all 💜
I start Monday 💜
Car was totaled. They paid it off and I have an excess of 1.3k and no car anymore. Time to buy a new car when I'm in LA. ( but a temp rental lol) they want the rental back Monday, and the Moving truck is secured for Saturday.
Shit is happening! 😬🫣😁 Anxious but excited!
Just weighed in at 189 lbs lol. Muscle growing cause gym, but I haven't done cardio. So I figured I'd play some dubs
This shit is so much harder with an extra 30lbs on ya, but I still look good doing it 😉 district of the shadows EDP 16
So I haven't really been streaming or playing dance games really. This job freaking takes all my energy and time but that's okay. I miss everyone and I check in when I can!
I'm like Santa but with none of the Ho Ho Ho's
11 years ago I went no contact with my mother.
Went to therapy, learned boundaries, forgiveness, and humility. I got the fk over it.
Just wished her a happy mother's day for the first time in a decade.
Glad we were able to work past it before the inevitable.
Call your mom 💜
I'm sorry if I've been wild lately yall. I'm just trying to do anything to distract myself and make me smile.
I'm reeling from the loss of a family member, and also the passing of one of my oldest, closest friends.
Self-care for now, I will do my 1 year stream next Tuesday 💜
Dance games don't make me happy.
Dance games aren't my desire in this world
It's the PEOPLE who play them that make me happy
It's the CONNECTIONS I make that are my desire
It's the POSITIVE AFFIRMATION You give others
It's the RAISING UP of people much below your skill level💜
If Konami released DDR content on a good, arcade comparable PC software, let me use Eamuse, add a couple of nice settings features, I'd pay a $9.99 a month subscription service to help justify the release of arcade data officially at home.
To play officially on my own pad? Worth
So I definitely broke off half of squidward's leg in the SpongeBob soccer game. Thus making it way easier to win
I am farming credits in this game before I call the mechanic over LOL
Eon break CSP 527 combo run. Ankles gave out during the second drill, I wasn't really warmed up yet lol.
Definitely missed the button on sudden plus right after he says " Don't miss the button" too lol
I'm going to AAA this s*** easy
Not to be dramatic but I literally packed my entire house in one afternoon, 3 weeks early.Just the TV and pC out lol
I am ready for LA 😍 so is Loki
All the Seattle Peeps let's make sure to hang out before I bounce, I'm out of here March 1st!!
It's blindingly sunny and it's so hot and I'm so tired from the drive and I wouldn't have it any other way oh my God I wanted this I'm melting and it feels so good
Grateful to be alive, because it is heavenly to be loved by this angel 💜
Who knows why she chose me . Maybe it's the jokes. Maybe it's the cats.
Maybe it's these hot ass DDR skills.
Idgaf, Imma shine this gem everyday and make sure she sparkles 😍
On my way to a company funded drinks and dinner event to meet the CEO and director of sales with the other top performers
Realizing I would much rather put my time and energy into this than video games.
Powdaboi mortgage arc starts soon 😘
Going to start only following people that follow back, and muting accounts that still get pushed to the TL
Don't really find the need to hear the opinions and thoughts of a person who isn't willing to reciprocate.
Thank you everyone for giving us such a fun stream today. We loved seeing you all there! Thank you for all the new follows, all the gift subs, and all of the laughs.
Thank you so much for helping us hit 420 followers before my first year ends! 💜