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Alafu gas ni part ya vyombo chafu. Ukimaliza kuosha vyombo panguza gas. Si kungoja hadi siku ya kurefill 🤦😂.
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Kuna watu ni kama watainama supper kwa sababu yangu and I feel bad about it. Ata ka ni wewe umeachwa kwa duka ya wenyewe unaeza kopesha watu hujui.
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Btw nakuaga wa tribe yenye ukiwa in a long distance relationship unalala bila wasiwasi😂😂.
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August trying to outdo July. Unaeza dhani ziko Olympics ya gani baridi zaidi.
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Hata sikukasirika vile nilitoa hiyo geisha kwa karatasi na ikaanguka direct kwa choo juu nilijua mmeniroga nisioge kama nyinyi😂😂.
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Kupretend siku mbili simuitishi vile huwa mnasema nishaulizwa 'who is replacing me?' staki mambo yenu kabisaa😂.
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Mi protein ikitajwa akili huona tu nyama na mayai haiezi ona ata legumes.
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Naambiwa not yet eligible for monetization. Kwani passmark ni gani hizo🙆.
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Ukizoea bedsitter alafu uende place choo na bafu ziko separate, chances za kususu kwa bafu ziko very high🤦😂.
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Kama mumedate more than three months na bado hajakununulia dawa ya minyoo huyo hakupendi🤦😂.
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Kama huendi church anika mattress na ufue bedsheets tafadhali. Na usisahau kufua towel pia😂😂.
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Siku sina chakula extra ndo watoto wa ploti wanakuja. Now my son has to starve hadi waende ndo nimlishe🤦.
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Mnifunze mambo na VPN sasa. Ni kama nimeexhaust budget ya data ya hii mwezi na ata hatujafilka halfway.
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Sasa juu hamsusu kwa bed hamwezi anika mattress ata siku moja for aeration🙆😂.
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Kitu nimejifunza hii mwaka is not to kasmuel anybody especially kwa hii App😂.
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Broke me: Siezi jenga nyumba kubwa juu relatives wanaeza feel hawakufinyi wakatae kurudi kwao🤦😂.
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Leo nimeona 4 different guys wamedhohofika kiafya wanatenbeza umbwa kubwa zimenona kweli🙆.
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I'm not thick but nikikalia toilet seat hua almost kuijaza, sasa hawa. ama wacha tu.
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Najua haiwahusu but my long distance relationship ends today😊.
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Hua mnasema women like to gossip. Leo nimeamshwa na 'sijakuambia' 🤦😂😂.
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Deep down not everyone is proud of their lifestyles, especially if influenced by peer pressure.
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Kuna tu watu wakinifollow nafollow back nakurecord mahali juu wueh 😂😂. Siamini.
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Huyu mkisii nimeishi kujua 2nd name yake ni Apeli. Leo ndo naona kumbe ni 1st name Abel.
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Lakini kusema ukweli tu mosques na temples huwa zimejengwa smart 😊.
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Leo nimeenda morning run, nimekimbizwa na bull ya neighbour pale ushago kumbe ni ndoto na ni asubuhi😂.
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Leo nimetembea bila mtoi and all I can say is "lust is a sin" 🤦😂😂.
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Muliwacha kuoga eti juu ya baridi alafu mtaanza kucomplain insomnia. Enda oga ulale vizuri😂.
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Manifesting visiting at least 5 counties in one day and night😂😂.
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Pastor amefurahia youth vile wanafuatilia bible kwa simu. Mi najua walikua wanarepost😂.
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Juu mko kanisa na club na mi nko tu kwa nyumba, I need something to keep me up till midnight. Hello frauds who think I'm their fan.
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Nikiwa mgeni huku I felt people are stupid juu walikua wanajibu maswali simple sijui aje. Kukaa kaa kidogo nikagundua kumbe mi ndo stupidest 😂😂.
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Frauds wamejaa hadi kwa gain train mi hungoja tu kufollow back juu hua sifurahii kuunfollow 😂.
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Kitambi ninayo, hapo kwa kuacha ngano is where I draw a very thick line. I'm addicted 😂.
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Kitambo nilikua nimejiwekelea standards za kipuzi like singepika ugali lunchtime🤦😂.
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Maembe za bure zitaniua. By now ni kama nimekula hadi ya February🤦😂.
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Sikatai umejiconvince mi ni catfish but ukidhani utanifanyisha interrogation, you have a long way to go.
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Vile siezi judge mtu anatumia drugs ndo vile siezi judge mtu suicidal simply because I don't know what you are going through.
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Safety na standards haziambatani. Kama mimi bathroom siezi risk na viatu zingine kama si 'akala'. Doesn't slide at all.
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Mimi landlord akiniuliza kama mtu flani ako my answer is always 'sijui'. Hata kama najua ako ama ametoka.
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Penye niko hata kunyeshe lazima uoge at least twice so kaeni tu huko juu hampendi kuoga🤦😂.
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Juu nimekula kula chocolate, valentine's nikieza pewa fried termites(kumbe kumbe) naeza shukuru sana 🤦😂.
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Mlikataa kunifollow mko sure nikichukuliwa mtasema wanifree. Hata mtaniotice kweli🤔.
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Najihurumia siezi afford kuchange hairstyle regularly kama flani alafu naskia ako na deni salons sita.
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Tumerudi ploti tunauliza ruto amesema nini hakuna mwenye anajua juu hakuna mwenye ameskiza sasa tuko tu.
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Nimekaa nikakumbuka kuna family nazijua. They are well off but don't go to church. Then there's meðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚.
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My son ako lucky naeza msaidia homework ya maths ya primary. Ikifika high school itabidi aende boarding. Staki aibu😂.
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Before joining this App nilikua najua tu maswara ni antelopes😂😂.
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Daawat tradional basmati rice(blue)>>>>>. Kabla pombe iishe kwa akili, mwambie alikupromise iyo. Thank me later.
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Introverts wa coast wanakapitia juu nyumba haitaki ufunge mlango wala kueka curtains especially usiku.
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Mnunulie wapoa wenyu samaki kubwa ndo aenjoy. Ndogo ni mateso tu juu imejaa bones. Kama pesa haitoshi nunua skuma tu😂.
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Mlisema brand gani ya mchele ndo the best, kesho nimwambie alinipromise ataninunulia🤦😂😂.
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Nguvu ya kupost mtu akiwa kwa downfall na mwenye amejiua mnatoa wapi🥺.
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Watu wa Kilifi kindly explain vile maembe inaeza ivia kwa miti kando ya barabara 🤔😂😂.
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Haya, bigwigs wanaanzia wapi juu naeza kua naengage bigwig nikidhani ni smallwig 🙆.
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Kunipoteza kama loyal ni ngumu. Labda tu uanzishe huo mchezo 🤦.
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Hua mnapata aje posts za mtu mwenyewe among those millions reposts. Kuna watu I owe them.
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Kiburi ya leo is sponsored by 2 guys kuniambia sikai kua na mtoi na nimembeba alafu sasa skin care ni arimis😊.
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Asking a grade 4 girl Kama amepeana panty ioshwe does not sit well with me. My mom angepata umepea maid panty akuoshee ungeona vita mbaya.
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Leo ndo ile siku ya kupromisiwa the whole world. Love and alcohol mixture is a beautiful thing 😂.
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Na kwani tatoo si uchungu juu Kuna mtu 80% ya mwili yake iko tattooed.
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Nashangaa kwani followers wangu wote wameenda sherehe, kumbe niko following part ya tlðŸ˜.
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Leo naeka special prayers kwa the bitter na wenye wivu. Kama we ni mmoja wao usijali, I got you covered😊.
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Leo niliota ninashindwa kupumua then kushtuka napata both nostrils zimeblock wueh.
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What you eat determines if you can get help. Huyu ameambiwa ' unaniomba mia na huwa unakulakula nyama, mimi hata hio ya nyama sina'.
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Me every morning when I realize I'm still breathing: Good morning God, you are the best.
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Nikiwa mgeni huku nilikua naogopa psychosins. Nowadays nawaogopa nyinyi wote 😂😂.
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Kila kitu ni kurisk but munafanya hii ya kulipia badge inakaa too risky 🤦.
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Unafake lifestyle alafu mtoto akifukuzwa shule inabidi umtume kwa auntie na hata hakuna mtu atakuuliza.
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Kama huna pesa za kulipia damages don't drink and drive. Ignore kama uko nazo😂.
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Just overhead some women claim their pastor anaeza kuombea so you don't have to use contraceptives then ukiwa ready he prays again to unlock the womb🙆ðŸ˜ðŸ˜.
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Ndo nimeona. Ukishaambiwa unusual activities kwa account. Hiyo ndo time ya wizi. Just happened rn.
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Watu huskiza gospel throughout ama kuwatch mahubiri pekee huwa brainwashed vibaya sana. No offense.
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Leo special prayers ni kwa wale wako na chuki na wengine huku na mwenye anachukiwa hata hana habari.
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Stress ya kuanika panty kwa wenyewe haishindi ya kudispose used pads na hakuna pit latrine.
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Hii mapengele imefanya nikumbuke mkianzaga kuongelea amapiano nilikua nadhani ni musician.
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Sisemi kuna shida ama ni mbaya but siezi vaa nguo mpya Christmas. Labda a day or two after.
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Ndo mtu akusalimie kwa radio, anakualert utegee ama anaassume we pia huskiza iyo radio station 🤔.
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Vitu loyals hufanya niretweet huku namalizanga kama nimesema," forgive me Lord"😂😂.
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Watupee sasa holiday ya kupunguza miti juu hii baridi imekua excess 😊.
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Tumebaki wawili wenye bado tunaoga daily. Guys we need numbers😂.
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Thought mlikua mnajoke mambo ya hide and seek. These kids wamedecide to play that game alafu from nowhere mothers/ househelps wametokea na kila mmoja akaambia mtoto wa kwao aingie kwa nyumba😂😂.
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