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Alafu gas ni part ya vyombo chafu. Ukimaliza kuosha vyombo panguza gas. Si kungoja hadi siku ya kurefill 🤦😂
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August trying to outdo July. Unaeza dhani ziko Olympics ya gani baridi zaidi
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Naambiwa not yet eligible for monetization. Kwani passmark ni gani hizo🙆
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Leo nimeenda morning run, nimekimbizwa na bull ya neighbour pale ushago kumbe ni ndoto na ni asubuhi😂
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Pastor amefurahia youth vile wanafuatilia bible kwa simu. Mi najua walikua wanarepost😂
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My son ako lucky naeza msaidia homework ya maths ya primary. Ikifika high school itabidi aende boarding. Staki aibu😂
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Mlisema brand gani ya mchele ndo the best, kesho nimwambie alinipromise ataninunulia🤦😂😂
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Haya, bigwigs wanaanzia wapi juu naeza kua naengage bigwig nikidhani ni smallwig 🙆.
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Asking a grade 4 girl Kama amepeana panty ioshwe does not sit well with me. My mom angepata umepea maid panty akuoshee ungeona vita mbaya
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Nashangaa kwani followers wangu wote wameenda sherehe, kumbe niko following part ya tl😭
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Leo ndo ile siku ya kupromisiwa the whole world. Love and alcohol mixture is a beautiful thing 😂
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Kila kitu ni kurisk but munafanya hii ya kulipia badge inakaa too risky 🤦
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Kama huna pesa za kulipia damages don't drink and drive. Ignore kama uko nazo😂
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Ndo nimeona. Ukishaambiwa unusual activities kwa account. Hiyo ndo time ya wizi. Just happened rn
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Ndo mtu akusalimie kwa radio, anakualert utegee ama anaassume we pia huskiza iyo radio station 🤔
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Vitu loyals hufanya niretweet huku namalizanga kama nimesema," forgive me Lord"😂😂
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Sai mtu akiniuliza kama nko Eldy naeza danganya nilitravel. Hizi aibu za ruto ni mingi
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Tumebaki wawili wenye bado tunaoga daily. Guys we need numbers😂
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Ukienyeji itanimaliza, juu ata pancake iko na mayai ikipoa siezi kula🤦😂
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Sai kunipigia na new number labda unitext kwanza. Nafeel to ni abductors
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Mtu anifunze title mbili hivi za wimbo za vybez Kartel ata mi nikue na kitu ya kujibu leo 😂😂
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Alive and thankful. Hope you are well. May God protect us this day
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Kuna mwenye amesema akikufa Kama amelipa rent awachwe kwa hiyo nyumba hadi end month🙆
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Najua hampendi advice but smallwigs, kesho backbench pls🤦
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Hakuna kitu ngumu Kama kuhost relative mwenye hujui anapanga kuenda lini na ni kama amekuja vacation kwako.
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Nilikua naoga then from nowhere nikashtukia naimba 'Uhuru ruto tano tena.' Nimekusanya pilipili zote za indomie nalamba. The tongue has to be punished
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Leo kunaeza kua na flight 282. Wenye hamjawatch manifest muezi relate😂😂
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Neighbour amepata watoto wamefanya wonders kwa nyumba hadi anapigia headteacher kuuliza mbona hakuna tuition😂
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Nikichange profile pic nieke ya Jacob Juma mtaridhika ama mtanisahau😂😂
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The chemistry between my bladder and my door is so strong. Kifungu ikieza potelea kwa kibeti makosa inaeza fanyika aki🤦
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Imagine technology ifike kusambaza battery percentage🤔. Hakuna excuse ya simu ilizima 😊
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Sisemi za sukari ni mbaya but mi chapati zangu natumia chumvi
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Niliona nikingoja kulipiwa dowry kwanza nitazeeka sana. I was right, juu ndo anajipanga kupeleka 1st installment😂😂
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Kama si movies/series singejua tofauti za kidnapping, hijacking na carjacking. Sikuzielewa shule
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Kama we ni millennial petite na hua anakuacha ulale bila kasweater kalight kwa hii baridi huyo akupendi 🤦
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Kuna mtoto kwa mat ameona mtu akikojoa kwa barabara. Nimeshuka kama bado wanadiscuss hygiene and etiquette na mama yake😂
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Najua haiwahusu but my WhatsApp lost its value sometime back🤦😂
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Hii free education isiwai isha. At least 50% is conversant with anything.
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Frauds ndo wanajazwa kwa gain trains🤦. Heri sasa kuokota followers watatu kuliko 30 wenye wataunfollow😂😂
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'Tutarukaruka tukiburudika tukiimba hosana' dereva alininyima title kama unaijua, kindly, need to update my praise and worship playlist
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Mtu anaezadhani huwa nafollow back onlyfans willingly, kumbe ni frauds wanaunfollow😂😂
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Rainbow ilisaidia boychild wadogo wananunuliwa nguo zao, si kupewa hand-me-downs za their big sisters. Especially sweater na jackets
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Panties zilifanya nikumbuke one of you aliniibia sana pale highschool. Plus boobtops. But sijui ni nani😂
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Nitavaa Crocs nikienda town ile siku nitakua na gari yangu. For now lazima muone how I took my time kuselect viatu Kali Kali🤦😂😂
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Sielewe mbona Kenya hua haiparticipate kwa walking race na kila siku kabla kunyeshe naona almost kila mtu anaqualify😂😂
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Unaengage na mtu hadi umemuashia not kumbe alikuunfollow kitambo😂😂Frauds
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My verified loyal haezi kosa engagement ata Kama ni laughing emoji kwa kitu si ya kucheka. Lazima apate tu
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Hamuezi ambia mtu Kuna giveaway. Ona sasa nishachelewa na najua siezi catch up 😂😂
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Hii baridi inataka Pampers. Karibu iniue usiku nikienda kususu.Should be declared a national disaster wueh
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I have 2 sets of friends. Wale napea maji kwa glass na wale napea kwa tumbler ya yoghurt.
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He deserves his punishment. But just in case R Kelly apewe parole nitafeel kama nyinyi ile day ya vybz Kartel. Hata zile maswali nitajibu zote😂😂
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Hakuna kitu mbaya Kama watu kupercieve your tweet in a manner you did not intend 🥺
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Nakufollow unakataa kufollow back, account ikisonga unanifollow ama pia mi nikatae kufollow back😂
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Most of us tunatweet for fun untill tulipe badge. You are starting to kill my fun na bookmarks. I feel like my life is in danger😂😂
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Ruto coming to brand Eldoret a city on nane nane sounds ata sijui aje
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Ukinifollow si lazima uitishe follow back, maybe after 12hrs
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Love is a beautiful thing wueh, Kama sai naulizwa road trip ya Dec naprefer psv or personal car(hired). Aki pombe wewe😭😂😂
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Nangojaga mhype movies uku then natafuta. Sai nko blacklist. By the time namaliza peaky blinders huko November labda, mkue mmenitafutia ingine🤦😂😂
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Naona nikimaliza series juu sasa Kama mpira inaanza sina kitu ya koungelea huku🤦😂
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Ndo kumaliza kuzisort. Ama nani mwingine amemiss githeri ya mahindi ya kukauka niongeze😂
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Nko na phobia ya kulipia badge juu Kuna kaugonjwa watu wakilipia wanaanza tu kua allergic to tweets za watu hawana badge and all my loyals hawana. All of them 😂😂
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Makanga wanafaa tu kuona sambaza si ya watu huge. Nilikua wa kwanza kwa mat but ile kufinywa nimefinywa😭
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Na mniombee nisikue na insomnia juu hiyo ndo usiku I'll audit my following 😂😂
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After maworia kuna hawa waarabu wa kuuza masufuria smart smart na carpets. They are really multiplying 😂😂
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Nani mwingine ashai encounter favourite actor wake wa majuu kwa dream😂😂
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From town na nimewacha "owners of the city" wakipiga picha kwa hizo vibuyu za mursik🤦😂😂
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Mi naye ni kienyeji pro max. I'll choose 'makaya' over bread for breakfast
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Samovyu hamtaona ata hio njia ya uzimani. Unaezaje ghost mtu 3 months then claim ulipoteza charger, surely😂😂
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Mara verify with code, kidogo kidogo arkose challenge. Who is trying to thief my tiny account jameni
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Kuna watu niliashia nots wakachange profile pics nowadays sijui ni nani hao. Mkue mnaniambia aki🤦😂
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Siri ni kupika chakula extra na kupelekea jirani. Thought huyu alihama kumbe walimerge. They are now a couple🤦😊
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Mtu akitaka kuresign kama Mkenya procedure ni gani. Nikefikishwa hapa
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Ubaya yenu ni "kuexpectanga" kila mtu ako Eldy ni mkale😂😂.
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5people and I are mutuals but hakuna mwenye amefollow mwingine😂😂
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Tangu nijue the phrase 'volenti non fit injuria' na meaning yake huwa nafeel ka lawyer alafu natumia everywhere iko applicable 😂😂
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Mwenye uliniuzia viatu soko west masaa tano ukaniuliza nacheka nini mkisengenya Amerix vile hua anamislead 'mafala', hello😊
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Pia nyinyi mlilia Liz akikufa(blacklist) ama hamkuagi emotional 🤦
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Umewai weka simu kwa charger na kumbe hujaweka😭, anyway hope you are ok
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Kuna siku nilijaribu kupin tweet ya mtu nikashindwa. Bado nimeshindwa😂
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Mtu anifunze kutrace my own posts. Like za kitambo pia. Kindly.
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Kustruggle kutoa kadudu kameingia kwa mapua in public is so embarrassing
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Kushiba kabla hujamaliza food umeweka avocado is very painful 🤦
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I forgive easily. Hapo kwa kuforget labda nitumie memory wiper🤦😂
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I'm allergic to travelling long distance. Huwa nakua partially deaf😂😂
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If candy crush was a person ingekua imenireport as missing person kitambo😂
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The only way mi huconfirm if I can still talk is actually talking to someone or sing along to my music juu mi huomba kimoyomoyo😊
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Olympics napenda dance ya farasi na swimming wakimake patterns and of course our people wakikimbia
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