Follow my backup account @Goonsl4ve in case something happens to my main account

Good gooner. Just empty that bank account and keep those balls full

It's ok, you can say it. You're happier with porn than you ever were with your wife

It's ok, we're all perverts down here

Jessa Rhodes and BBC. What more could you want?

A little gooning never hurt anybody

Happy Sinday gooners

Young men are becoming addicted Young men are more likely to be single than young women. Young men need porn Young men need to goon Young men need to submit Young men need more

Admit it, there's nothing that feels better than the moment when you're finally able to strip naked and begin pumping to your favorite porn goddess

Gooners need alone time with their penises

@Celebs2478 It's such a shame she never signed a contract with Blacked. She has the perfect body to turn weak men into chronic gooners

@batorbalm is the real fucking deal. Their balm makes gooning so much fucking better. No need to reapply. Just rub a little and you're good to go. Their robe also feels great

Ssshhh, just let porn work her magic on you. Don't think. Don't resist. Just consume and goon

I want finsubs in my DMs right fucking now

Every gooner needs a gooncation. Get yourself a hotel, drink a bunch of alcohol, sniff poppers, spend all day pumping yourself stoopid. You need this

What if I told you that this is the least addicted you'll be for the rest of your life? The addiction is going to get worse and worse, and you'll never be free of porn's grip

The goon weekend is here. No more messing around. It's time for you to become the addict you were born to be

Don't be shy about your love of porn. Embrace your relationship with her. Tell others about how much you love gooning. Shout from the hills that you're a pornosexual virgin

Just when you think you've had enough, porn shows you something even more perfect

Porn is good Thinking is bad Porn is good Quitting is wrong Porn is good Cumming is evil

Doesn't it turn you on to betray everyone who loves you for porn? Ignore your family's texts Flake out on your best friend's wedding Lie to your girlfriend The more sacrifices you make, the more porn will reward you