the plural of “pierogi” is still “pierogi” bc “pierogi” is already the plural of the singular “pierog” which makes me feel better abt scarfing down twenty of them this week like i could just say i had pierogi n you may perhaps believe i did not binge many potato cheese dumplings
fit details: ann demeulemeester blouse, drkshdw japanese denim trucker, shushu/tong pleated skort, vtg Helmut lang purse, rick owens cumsole bozos, SIX LITTLE PLASTIC WATER GUNS IM GONNA FILL WITH MOLLY WATER
I FREAKING LOVE SUMMER!!!!! canule alla nerano , burrata n heirloom tomato, a silly glass or two of pét nat rosé. something fun, something for the summertime
took my girl home decor shopping yesterday and said "welcome to my world market" and she replied "our world market now" and I will remember this night forever
my favorite fragrance rn? blooming camellia on the breeze, the last bit of a dying resin cart ,crushed grass under picnic blankets, sharing a freshly cracked open miller high life
walked to the local russian grocer for garlic n pickles n a worker saw me eyeing the dill n brought a fresh bunch out of the back for me, then a customer at the fish counter encouraged me to try new things n had them pull out the smoked halibut from the case. don’t mind if i do
[forcefully clutching my cat while he wriggles to escape] You may not like it, but you are a little baby. This is what peak being a little baby looks like.
community note this is a fucking lie it is a portmanteau of pornhub and pork bun the user thought was funny in her early twenties and by the time the novelty of the bad joke wore off her old username had been taken
we’re cooking you in a dutch oven with a bay leaf n veal stock for 5 hours bro. we’re gonna eat you with crusty bread n perhaps a seasonal side salad my guy.