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@porkbub
2 years
julia fox looks so good here
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@porkbub
1 year
whwnever i get mad i chew on this picture of yaeji
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@porkbub
2 years
hey i have something for u 🤜 open ur hand 🫳 🪱
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@porkbub
9 months
in memory of a little queen, my snowpea, 何豆苗。2009–2023 i love you forever baby
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@porkbub
1 year
bros…..
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@porkbub
1 year
even at my Lois i Meg it happen
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@porkbub
8 months
the only wrapped that matters to me
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@porkbub
2 years
pretending not to notice the opulent tips tweets so rachel tashjian adds me to the mailing list
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@porkbub
1 year
finally figured out how to cook with someone else without losing my mind
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@porkbub
2 years
girls b like ssense ain’t ready for me like ssense never had a bitch check all sale then sort price low to high
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@porkbub
2 years
she’s so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
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@porkbub
5 months
walking with both hands clasped behind one’s back is soooooo goated
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@porkbub
4 months
my nuts hang !
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@porkbub
2 years
good. ketchup shouldn’t exist
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@porkbub
5 months
i got the Boots That Make U Insufferable
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@porkbub
2 years
bLEEUUUuyhgghgHjhhh
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@porkbub
19 days
need to wash my car but it’s not happening until i go to the beach n wash my worries away
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@porkbub
5 months
on god we’re going to get her some color variation
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@porkbub
4 months
who’s too depressed to cook but just locked in enough to construct a sandwich for half an hour? This Guy
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@porkbub
7 months
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cat sniffing a banana
7 months
do u have a passion for hammers?
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@porkbub
6 months
talk nice to me im da project manager now
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@porkbub
2 years
worm wednesday
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@porkbub
4 years
the plural of “pierogi” is still “pierogi” bc “pierogi” is already the plural of the singular “pierog” which makes me feel better abt scarfing down twenty of them this week like i could just say i had pierogi n you may perhaps believe i did not binge many potato cheese dumplings
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@porkbub
2 years
i want my debt doubled so i can grind harder
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@porkbub
5 months
i’m something of a Hat Guy myself
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@mattsutaaki
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@porkbub
2 years
cum is gf icing
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@porkbub
2 years
the word “orgasm” in italian is “mortadella” which means “the little death” and i just think that’s beautiful
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@porkbub
5 months
Everyone is tweaking
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lance :3 🦭
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Everyone is tweaking
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@porkbub
2 years
i love cooking
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@porkbub
2 years
no longer funereal, just Fun now
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@porkbub
4 months
fit details: ann demeulemeester blouse, drkshdw japanese denim trucker, shushu/tong pleated skort, vtg Helmut lang purse, rick owens cumsole bozos, SIX LITTLE PLASTIC WATER GUNS IM GONNA FILL WITH MOLLY WATER
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@porkbub
3 years
the girl with the scallion tattoo
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@porkbub
10 months
search “drinks” in camera roll
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@porkbub
4 years
happy 11th to my sagittarius daughter it’s a snow day 🤌🏻❄️
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@porkbub
4 months
any excuse to post this rip snow !
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REKY🌟
4 months
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@porkbub
16 days
fiori di zucca filled with ricotta n parm n herbs n lemon zestttttttttt second time deep frying ever lol
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@porkbub
2 months
u ever go thru it so bad u can’t even post about it
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@porkbub
9 months
they’re playing lana del rey at the tire shop my car is fucked bro
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@porkbub
3 years
baby arugula microgreens should b called uwugula
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@porkbub
1 year
I FREAKING LOVE SUMMER!!!!! canule alla nerano , burrata n heirloom tomato, a silly glass or two of pét nat rosé. something fun, something for the summertime
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@porkbub
9 months
oh that’s weird circles still works
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@porkbub
9 months
donkey rhubarb bears yes we did the silly lil dance
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@porkbub
1 year
so excited to work today i fell down an entire flight of stairs
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@porkbub
4 years
butter basted rib eye cap / summer sweet corn salad (wild arugula, baby cilantro, champagne vinaigrette) / sour cream and chive crispy smashed potatoes / vinho verde no vis
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@porkbub
2 years
i’m the luckiest bitch in the world lmfao
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@porkbub
3 months
designed matchbooks to commemorate my 30th but as per usual did not complete until after the fact. so many matchbooks
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@porkbub
2 years
22:22 shellfish
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@porkbub
2 years
漂亮啊。😪
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@porkbub
2 years
SHE’S IN THE FUCKING CHAIR!!!!!!
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@porkbub
2 years
took my girl home decor shopping yesterday and said "welcome to my world market" and she replied "our world market now" and I will remember this night forever
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@porkbub
4 years
@donetodeath Oh my god this weirdo shrine actually belongs to a girl and I know her personally
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@porkbub
2 years
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@porkbub
7 months
im sooooooooooo drunk @ josh Joooooooossshhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭
@OptimusGrind__
Rashad Your Chubby Friend
7 months
I’m not gonna keep telling y’all to grow up and leave that Stella & Barefoot alone
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@porkbub
2 years
fennelcore licoricepilled anisemaxxing
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@porkbub
1 year
she’s actually just doing this i’m crying
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@porkbub
2 years
keep your head up babe your jester hat is falling
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@porkbub
1 year
high on ketamine just playing with silk gauze e
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@porkbub
6 months
just took a shot of henny for chinese new year 🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧🧧
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@porkbub
8 months
new eyeliner shape just dropped
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@porkbub
5 months
that’s what this smells like
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@porkbub
5 months
my favorite fragrance rn? blooming camellia on the breeze, the last bit of a dying resin cart ,crushed grass under picnic blankets, sharing a freshly cracked open miller high life
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@porkbub
4 months
yeah i’m eating the exact same thing again
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type “sandwich” into your camera roll and show me the good stuff
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@porkbub
4 years
my only motivation .
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@porkbub
2 years
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@porkbub
1 year
which one r u
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@porkbub
2 years
cum is bone broth, in a way
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@porkbub
5 months
perfect blue
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@porkbub
2 years
progress poast 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
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@porkbub
10 months
btw a “porkbub” is like a gumdrop comprised of a gelatin base made from cooking down porcine collagen-rich parts such as the bones and tendons !
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@porkbub
9 months
meager but auspicious
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@babykaho1
kaho matsui (松井 夏帆) 🌟
9 months
Let’s see ur money spread bro. Wait my fault I forgot ur broke. Unlike moon cat
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@porkbub
7 months
the results came in i’m in the top 10% of yearners
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@porkbub
6 months
OKAAAAYYY
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miche eats
6 months
i got a 2019 throwback
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@porkbub
1 year
why is she kind of serving
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1 year
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@porkbub
3 months
Fuckb it birthday drafts also I turned off autocaps because I’m thirty now and need to present as a Serious Adult
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@porkbub
4 months
im nothing like yall
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@porkbub
2 years
comiendo tacos con mi prima ❤️‍🔥
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@porkbub
6 months
newly expanded fragrance sample collection in beloved sterling silver seashell dish 🐚
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@porkbub
29 days
walked to the local russian grocer for garlic n pickles n a worker saw me eyeing the dill n brought a fresh bunch out of the back for me, then a customer at the fish counter encouraged me to try new things n had them pull out the smoked halibut from the case. don’t mind if i do
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@porkbub
3 years
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@csysch
сasey
3 years
[forcefully clutching my cat while he wriggles to escape] You may not like it, but you are a little baby. This is what peak being a little baby looks like.
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@porkbub
9 months
we are sooooo back
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@porkbub
9 years
THERE WAS A GRASSHOPPER IN MY BAG OF COSTCO KALE I'M NRVER FUCKING EATING ORGANIC SHIT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOW PRO PESTICIDES
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@porkbub
10 months
search photo for “pens“
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@porkbub
3 years
just me and my plain potato
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@porkbub
9 months
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@porkbub
1 year
*lifts the cover off the silver platter to unveil a vape* your binky, madam
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@porkbub
9 months
who the fuck is she
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@lunarlils
♡ Lils ♡
9 months
Hm do we miss her
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@porkbub
17 days
i’ve got sand in my hooves
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@porkbub
4 months
chopped my bangs myself for the very first time in the throes of a manic episode it’s soooooo over / we are very slightly back
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@porkbub
2 years
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@porkbub
1 year
they’re called “mutuals” because at a certain point you’re going to have to mute them
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@porkbub
2 years
this meal prep shit easy
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@porkbub
10 months
community note this is a fucking lie it is a portmanteau of pornhub and pork bun the user thought was funny in her early twenties and by the time the novelty of the bad joke wore off her old username had been taken
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@porkbub
9 months
we’re cooking you in a dutch oven with a bay leaf n veal stock for 5 hours bro. we’re gonna eat you with crusty bread n perhaps a seasonal side salad my guy.
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