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A tradition of Aggie Misery since 1876 | Football: 76-37-5 | Basketball: 138-86 | Baseball: 245-131-5 | Women's Basketball: 63-24 | Volleyball: 77-23 |
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Let's hope that President Trump exhibits much better foresight now that he's in office.
#InaugurationDay
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Win the SEC? 🚫
Win the SEC Tournament? 🚫
Win the College World Series? 🚫
Make rings anyway? ✅
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The Aggies have been in the SEC for seven years. Texas beats Georgia before Texas A&M does. 🤘🏻😂🤣
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So has Texas A&M.
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Such a tough break. Aggie basketball would go 66-0 against the rest of the
#MarchMadness
field.
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Friendly reminder: Texas A&M beat two teams with winning records in 2020. 8-4 Florida & 6-5 Auburn.
Those two teams lost their bowls games by a combined 51-points.
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So Schloss was on the search committee for Texas A&M’s new AD, and didn’t want Trev Alberts.
Interesting….
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Friendly reminder ☝🏻
Texas A&M owes Jimbo Fisher $20,548 daily for the next 8+ years.
#AUBvsTAMU
#pooraggies
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The Bachelor: College Station
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Texas wins ✅
OU loses Bedlam ✅
A&M loses
#9
in a row on the road ✅
I’d call that an excellent Saturday!
#pooraggies
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Boos coming from the Aggie faithful in Kyle Field. Jimbo’s Honeymoon is officially over. 😂🤣😂
#pooraggies
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🌟Public Service Announcement🌟
Texas Tech Athletics has accomplished more in the Big 3 Men’s Sports over the past 72 *days* (Basketball Finals & College World Series Semi-Finals) than Texas A&M Athletics has accomplished in the last 79 *years*!
#pooraggies
#facts
#CWS2019
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Texas schools that have played in at least one National Championship game in football, basketball, or baseball over the last 8 decades.
Baylor
Houston
Rice
Sam Houston State
Texas
Texas Christian
Texas Tech
UTEP (Texas Western)
Who did I miss? Anyone?
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Fun Factoid ☝🏻
Texas A&M joined the SEC in 2012. As a conference member, the Aggies haven’t defeated Georgia in Football, and they’ve never swept a 3-game series from LSU in Baseball.
The University of Texas has done both in the last 61-days.
#pooraggies
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@blake2003ag
Imagine your Power 5 school having less success in Omaha than Coastal Carolina, Rice, Fresno State, Cal State Fullerton, Wichita State, and Pepperdine…yet still sending that Tweet.
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Texas A&M Football is 48-95-5 vs. both Texas & Oklahoma all-time.
That’s a winning % of only 0.324.
#pooraggies
#AggieFactThursday
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We are less than 15-minutes removed from Texas A&M winning their biggest football game in 30+ years.
And 2 of the top 4 stories on Sports Center are about The University of Texas. 🤘🏻🤣😂
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#1
Texas Baseball rolls.
Aggie Baseball loses…again.
Sooner Baseball gets walked off.
I’d say that’s a very good day. 🤘🏻
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NCAA team National Championships won by The University of Texas in the last 5 days: 3️⃣
🎾🏆
🚣🏼♀️🏆
⛳️🏆
NCAA team National Championships won by Texas A&M University in the last 5 years: 0️⃣
#pooraggies
#NCAAGolf
#ThisIsTexas
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The University of Texas Men’s Swimming & Diving Team has won 14 NCAA National Championships under Coach Eddie Reese.
Texas A&M University has won 13 *total* NCAA National Championships in all men’s & women’s sports combined.
#AggieFactThursday
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Justin Tucker also had the Best Moment of 2011. 🤘🏻
Justin Tucker wins Best Moment of the Year for his record-setting 66-yd kick against the Lions 🦵 🏈
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Days since winning a NCAA Tournament game:
Texas: 0️⃣
Texas A&M: 1️⃣4️⃣6️⃣1️⃣
And yet another Aggie narrative dies.
#MarchMadness
#pooraggies
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It’s not yet July 1st, but A&M is already in Texas’ SEC shadow.
Literally!
At SEC spring meetings in Sandestin & they might be rivals but I ran into new member ADs
@soonerad
Joe Castiglione & Chris
@_delconte
this morning out for a walk. OU & Texas officially join SEC on July 1
#ItJustMeansMore
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Texas A&M Football is 74-1 when they score at least 52 points.
Wake Forest Football is 1-41 when they allow at least 52 points.
Ladies & Gentlemen: I give you the 2017 Belk Bowl.
#AggieFactThursday
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So TCU beats a Power 5 opponent tonight (Cal) in a bowl game...something the Aggies themselves haven’t been able to manage in 4 years.
But beating TCU isn’t a “quality win” - right Ags? 🙄
#pooraggies
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🚨Final from Olsen Field🚨
Texas 5️⃣
Texas A&M 2️⃣
Texas wins their 15th game in a row - the longest active winning streak in the country - and sits atop the Big XII. 🤘🏻
Texas A&M loses for the 6th time in 8 games, and is 1-5 in SEC play. 👎🏻
Say it with me….🗣️🗣️
#PoorAggies
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Texas Women’s Tennis defends their National Championship, beating OU in the process.🏆
Texas Softball wins the Seattle Regional & heads to their 3rd straight Super.
A&M Softball loses 20-0, suffering the worst loss in NCAA Softball Tourmament history.
I’d call that a good day!
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Texas A&M fans like to claim UT’s success as “ancient history.”
In the last 10-months Texas has played in a College World Series, won a Sugar Bowl, and won the NIT.
For the Aggies: Name a better all-around year for the Big 3 Sports in Texas A&M’s history.
Ready.
Set.
Go!
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Congratulations to Texas A&M!
Big win today over Iona!
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After today’s loss, Texas A&M Football is 4-13 in their last 17 games played vs. Power 5 Conference opponents.
#pooraggies
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Look how small the Texas A&M logo is. 😂🤣😂🤣
#pooraggies
With 14 weeks in the books...
RT if your team is bowl bound! 🎳🙌
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The 2021 bowl season has shown why Texas A&M Football was able to go 9-1 in 2020.
The Aggies played an all SEC regular season schedule. 😂🤣
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Recapping Texas A&M’s Big 3 Men’s Sports 2017-2018 Seasons in
#SEC
play:
Winning Football Record? ❌👎🏻
Winning Basketball Record? ❌👎🏻
Winning Baseball Record? ❌👎🏻
Ability to chant “S-E-C”! ✅👍🏻
#pooraggies
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Teams receiving votes in this week’s AP Top 25 College Football Poll:
Kansas, Maryland, Mizzou, BYU, TCU, & Tulane…just to name a few.
Teams NOT receiving votes in this week’s AP Top 25 College Football Poll:
Texas A&M
#pooraggies
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Michigan in the Sweet 16 over SEC Tourney Champs Tennessee (2-0 over A&M).
Notre Dame wins 2 games & knocks out 6th seeded ‘Bama.
LSU & Kentucky (3-0 over A&M) both knocked out by lower seeded teams in Round 1.
Anyone outside of College Station think the committee was wrong?
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Yes, Texas A&M losing to The University of Texas is one of the oldest & greatest traditions in college athletics.
#pooraggies
Riley Sartain leaving her cleats in Austin.
By far one of the best traditions out there.
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Kudos to Texas Tech.
While Texas A&M has been pounding their chest about the SEC & claiming
#WRTS
, the Red Raiders have actual skins on the wall.
Tech since 2016:
🔸One Final 4
🔸One Elite 8
🔸Two CWS games won in Omaha
Texas A&M since 1952:
🔸One CWS game win
#pooraggies
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Kentucky obviously wasn’t motivated. Not playing in a Final Four game.
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One thing that’s obvious after the Bowl season: NC State clearly wasn’t motivated to play in the Taxslayer Gator Bowl.
Wasn’t a playoff game & they had an undeserving 4-loss opponent. The Wolfpack were clearly still thinking about Clemson.
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Friendly reminder☝🏻
Texas A&M declined an offer from Texas to play a home/home football series. The Aggies declined, citing a full schedule.
One of those scheduled opponents? New Mexico.
The Lobos (2-4) just lost at home. By 14. To Colorado State.
CSU was 1-5 before tonight.
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Having trouble finding what time the Aggies are playing for their conference championship.
Any help?
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Not
#Wordle
. Just Texas A&M Football National Championships since 1939:
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
⬜️
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Funny. I don’t recall Sooner fans being so upset about the Big XII tiebreaker rules back in 2008.
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Is 18 total yards yards in a quarter good?
Asking for a friend…
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#16
Texas A&M opens as 3 point underdogs at unranked (4-3) Mississippi State.
Apparently Las Vegas isn’t impressed with the Aggies either.
#pooraggies
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76 losses all time for Aggie Football against The University of Texas.
76 Days until Aggie Kickoff!
#76
Luke Joeckel won all of the awards (First Team All-SEC, All-American, Outland Trophy) on his way to a First Round Draft selection
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Remember him, Ags?
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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
Texas A&M hasn’t won a
College World Series game
in 9⃣5⃣0⃣8⃣days
#pooraggies
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“Big Boy Football” - right Ags? 🙄
Texas A&M adds Prairie View A&M to 2021 football schedule
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Walter Payton threw for more touchdown passes in the NFL than did Johnny Manziel.
#AggieFactThursday
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So the Big XII’s Champion, 5th Place team, & 9th Place team all beat SEC West teams that defeated Texas A&M in 2021.
How long do think it will take Aggies everywhere to conveniently forget that fact?
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So teams from the “Little 12” are now 2-0 against the mighty SEC this Bowl season. Both losing SEC teams (Ole Miss & Mississippi State) slso beat Texas A&M this season.
Who wants to tell the Aggies? 😈
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Total votes received in the Week 2 AP College Football Poll:
Kansas: 19
Texas A&M: 0
#pooraggies
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Career NFL Touchdowns:
Vince Young 5️⃣8️⃣
Colt McCoy 3️⃣0️⃣
Johnny Manziel 8️⃣ 😂🤣
#pooraggies
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You know that one irks the Aggies.
One, the 1st team eliminated from the
#CWS2019
is a beloved
#SEC
West member.
Two, said SEC West team is eliminated by a Big XII team.
Last but not least, Texas Tech now has more wins in Omaha since ‘16 than Texas A&M has total.
#pooraggies
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Justin Tucker 🐐
Who's the first player that comes to mind when you see this logo?
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The University of Texas has won more NCAA team National Championships since being accepted into the SEC last summer than Texas A&M has won in their 10 years as actual SEC members.
#AggieFactThursday
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I usually reserve this one just for Texas A&M, but since
@MizzouAthletics
ran away to the
#SEC
along with the Aggies, I think it’s fully appropriate tonight. Hook ‘em. 🤘🏻
That makes it 18-6 all-time for
@TexasFootball
over Missouri.
#TexasBowl
#pooraggies
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Half a billion dollars spent in facility upgrades. Another $117 MM guaranteed to a coach over 10 years.
But *now* the Aggies are finally serious about winning, and Texas should be worried? 🙄
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Update????
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Texas Football used to play Texas A&M in November. The Aggies usually not being ranked late in the season made this task even more difficult to accomplish.
This is the 1st day in Texas sports history where the
@TexasFootball
and
@TexasMBB
teams each defeated a ranked team on the same day.
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Only in College Station does a 0.214 all-time winning percentage qualify as ownership.
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Fun fact of the day: Wins over Georgia & Missouri since Texas A&M joined the SEC in 2012...
The University of Texas: 2️⃣
Texas A&M: 1️⃣
#pooraggies
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Must be a typo, because Texas A&M is in the SEC...?
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Texas A&M Football is 11-18 in their last 29 games played vs. Power 5 Conference opponents.
#AggieFactThursday
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Can someone from Texas A&M please explain to me why the
#1
ranked (ahem) baseball team in the nation hasn’t been motivated for either of the last two games in Austin?
Best,
#pooraggies
FINAL: LSU falls to Texas, 8-4.
Next up: The Tigers will return to action in Game 3 of the series Sunday at 1 p.m. CT.
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We do love game winning field goals!
3 straight playoff games decided by a game winning field goal. Who says no?
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Note to all Texas A&M fans: Can we *please* never hear about (a) calls going against the Aggies or (b) Texas getting all the calls ever again?
Seriously.
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🚨Final Score Alert🚨
From the new Dickies Arena in Fort Worth:
Texas 6️⃣0️⃣
Texas A&M 5️⃣0️⃣
The University of Texas earns their 138th win all-time in Men’s Basketball over Texas A&M.
Poooooooor Aggies!
Poooooooor Aggies!
Poooooooor Aggies!
#pooraggies
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🚨Updated after last night’s
#TexasBowl
win over Missouri🚨
All-time football victories over current
#SEC
teams:
➡️ Texas: 190
➡️ Texas A&M: 90
Guess which one is actually a conference member? 🤣😂
#pooraggies
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Hug your favorite Aggie. They are going through it tonight.
Aggie Baseball loses badly to Tennessee.
The SEC is eliminated from
#MarchMadness
.
Texas is playing for an Elite 8 spot.
#pooraggies
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If The University of Texas never wins another
#CollegeWorldSeries
game, and presuming Texas A&M continues to win at their historical “success” rate of 1 CWS game every 42 years, Aggie Baseball will surpass UT’s current CWS win total in the year 5521.
#AggieFactThursday
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Look familiar, Aggies?
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🔹1-11 vs LSU & Alabama
🔹1 winning season in 6 years
🔹Best
#SEC
finish: 5th
🔹Best SEC West finish: 3rd
🔹2 games over 0.500 in SEC play
🔹Losing SEC record at Kyle Field
🔹Paying Sumlin $10+ MM to leave
🔹Same SEC win % as in Big 12
Nothing but wine & roses since joining! 🙄
2011: Texas A&M joins SEC
2012: Texas A&M QB wins Heisman
2015: Texas A&M finishes $450 million stadium
2016: Texas A&M lures Scott Woodward from Washington
2017: Texas A&M pulls biggest coaching coup in 40 years
Anyone on planet earth still think joining the SEC was a mistake?
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