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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
historical footage of the swedish-estonian peace agreement or sumn idk
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6 months
it just makes sense
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@poletalenti
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7 months
this is my contribution to the 5miinust & puuluup kpop-ification hope you enjoy xx
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5 months
it was inevitable
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
hi 5miinust besties I did it again if kohver’s mind is an enigma, this motherfucker somehow simultaneously has the fratboyiest energy AND the most endearing aura??? so, in the wise words of päevakoer: COME TO BRAZIL‼️
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
that moment when you, a bald person, come across another bald person, and discuss how best to maximize your joint slay
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
hello estoners did you miss my wonderful edits here’s a treat to start your week right. ok good 👍
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
5 months
for the lanceloters 🫶
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
normalize tweeting about the songs you like instead of the ones you hate :)
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
hi 5miinust besties I’ve spent my evening creating this absolutely fantastic imovie compilation of my favorite kohver moments and now I’m ready to release it to the world ✌️ and free my boy energy he done did nothing wrong
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alissa🇸🇪
5 months
hey remember when I made my first 5miinust edit it was kohver who inspired me so now… a month and a half later… I present to you: KOHVER SUPERCUT best of: kohver idk but it’s better than the first one I did and if you recognize some of the clips you’re a real one 🫡 *drops mic*
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
oh yes and this works too (obviously)
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6 months
it just makes sense
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
5miinust darlings the final boss has been reached: it’s lancelot’s turn 👑 a man of few words, when he does speak… it goes straight to your soul. he’s also a fan of random disappearances and smiling at the camera whenever he gets the chance. … I mean, who can blame him?
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alissa🇸🇪
8 months
@Corr1e lmao right and windows95man has to change his outfit, 5miinust can’t say “lay’s” but a genocidal state can compete like everything’s normal… I HAVE TO LAUGH
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
2 years
@Eurovision homeboy didn’t even put on a shirt for the occasion I love that for him
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
5 months
yes I made a korea supercut as well a korea kut he’s just too kool
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
alright 5miinust baddies allow me to introduce to you KOREA full name: north korea whether he’s channeling his inner mr worldwide, or just absolutely vibing along to whatever’s going on… this man has the best energy and dare I say… the best bars? anyway. HERE IS THE EDIT‼️
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
took me 10 seconds to add that fucking sound cmon now boys
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
he’s down to clown
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
3 months
happy põhja korea 5miinust day to those who celebrate he’s my bias 😁✌️
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
3 months
happy marko puuluup day to those who celebrate I can’t believe I’ve never made a marko edit before he’s so fucking funny bless
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
ok so recent estoners lore: - kohver has beef with belgium - korea has voiced the same animated character that PITBULL voiced so basically he’s never beating the mr worldwide allegations - this morning the world was once again blessed by päevakoer’s beautiful eyes
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
WHAT AM I DOING
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
1 year
people with germany and finland in their top 3 how are we feeling? still alive? idk how to go about my day now ummmm
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
4 months
happy p��evakoer 5miinust day to those who celebrate this is like if all my koer edits merged so I guess that makes it the ultimate birthday compilation but it’s also kinda short because I’m tired and kinda hungry so imma go eat now enjoy
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
korea dancing to himself saying hello estonerrrrrrsssss thank you for your support anyway just a reminder that no matter what happens we’ll always have these silly dudes and they know about our shenanigans HELP
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
5 months
winner winner yeah that’s me may 7th 2024 wildest day of my FUCKING LIFE but yall know that already fun fact this is the first vinyl I’ve ever owned 😭 alright gonna figure out how to play this BYEEEEEEE
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
4 months
if I can’t shitpost about 5miinust then what’s the point what am I even doing here
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I JUST CLICKED A BUNCH OF DEFAULT OPTIONS AND IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HELPPPPPPPP MY THEORY WAS SO FUCKING CORRECT
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@poletalenti
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6 months
lore behind this btw
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@poletalenti
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6 months
basically the estoners gc today
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@poletalenti
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6 months
I mean have you ever seen them in the same room together…
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@poletalenti
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6 months
guys stop
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
5miinust and puuluup kinda released album of the year so OBVIOUSLY I had to review it the only way I know how imovie edit oh and stream kannatused ehk külakiigel pole stopperit
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
very good daddy energy
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
5miinust and puuluup will forever know me as “swedish person on reddit who asked about 50 dons sized ducks, consequently won their vinyl and met them an hour later on the rooftop of a mall” and I think that’s lovely
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
yes great documentary
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
the rest of 5miinust after päevakoer misses the beat for the 647364637th time
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
good morning hot people it’s his turn today, isn’t it? ;)
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
here’s a treat for the koer lovers <3
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I’m sorry but it’s not up to me or you to save eurovision watch something else tonight
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
3 years
@plumbellayt I love that we all watch macaroni microphoni ✌🏻🙌🏻
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
made this last night half drunk see it as a goodbye to this catastrophic season… idk (dw though my 5mp brain rot ain’t going anywhere lmao)
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
when they say don’t meet your heroes they’re never talking about 5miinust and puuluup btw because they’re the chillest motherfuckers on earth
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
I never wanna leave the 5miinust puuluup side of twitter actually it’s so cozy here
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
they are my wives
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I WON THE VINYL AND MET ALL THE GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP
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@poletalenti
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6 months
so true päevakoer
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I shook hands with kohver Korea and fist bumped päevakoer no one talk to me
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
marcus and martinus been real quiet since päevakoer and päevakaz showed up
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
LMAO MY CAMERA ROLL AFTER THESE FUCKING EDITS YALL… also yes this canonically means päevakoer duplicated himself so he can replace lancelot whenever he’s absent
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I love 5miinust and puuluup send tweet
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alissa🇸🇪
5 months
gonna play this tonight and pretend I’m at the gig lmao 😭😭😭
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
basically a korea fancam he is so cool he is so cool he is so cool did you know I think he’s so cool
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
LIFE. MADE. estoners, we did it. and my obsession is paying off so that’s fun?????? now does anyone have a CLIFF
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP kohver legit looked so excited when I told him I was the one who won the vinyl so this just confirms that they genuinely thought my question was funny 😭😭 is this the real liiiiiiife
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
me next friday
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
yes.
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
thinking about 5miinust and puuluup taking photos with fans while eat your salad by citi zēni was playing at that moment, the universe was just perfectly balanced.
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
baby lasagna has 3 songs and they’re all bangers like
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
who’s coming with me to the talharpa camp? and the burning festival PISSING MY PANTS HELPPPPPPPP
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
4 months
5miinust puuluup rakvere outfits leaked
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
you heard them
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@5MIINUST
5MIINUST
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the album is out!!!! go get it, eurup #Eurovision2024 #ESC2024
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
oh??? OH
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
korea is well aware of the similarities
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I mean have you ever seen them in the same room together…
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
love you grandma (I’m just gonna randomly post these until I run out of ideas ok good)
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
2 months
kinda obsessed with this clip
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
looking through my videos properly for the first time and they’re so silly in this part I’m 😭😭😭😭😭😭 KOREA FALLING HAHAHAHAHA
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
this is unrelated to anything really but I’m OBSESSED with the way korea does the veisson like in every video he just looks like he’s having the best fucking time
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6 months
it just makes sense
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I AM DEAD
@kurvaduudised
kurvad uudised recordsi mitteametlik raamatupidaja
6 months
OOOO MA GAAAAWD @poletalenti WON THE FUCKING VINYL!!!! ESTONERS WON AGAIN
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
I just want someone to stop me in the street and ask me what song I’m listening to so I can be like (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi by 5miinust and puuluup thank you very much and then they film me walking away and the music’s like UUUUU KUULA NÜÜD SEDA
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
first thing that came to mind goodbye
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
4 months
my rakvere outfit leaked
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alissa🇸🇪
2 months
yeah
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
😀👍
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
5 months
5miinust x puuluup as what we do in the shadows characters (movie AND tv show) because I’m just here to shitpost at this point A THREAD !!! … this has been in my drafts for months lmao
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
can’t wait to make a collaborative project between an estonian hip hop group and an estonian folk duo my album of the year
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
7 months
I’m either lancelot or kohver at a party sometimes both
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
lancelot’s dancing might be my religion actually idk
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
4 months
so uh I go to estonia in a month???
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
I just wanna pick him up and put him in my pocket
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
korea is so underrated he always fucking kills it SEND TWEET
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
can’t believe I met estonian pitbull and estonian vsauce this is great
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
8 months
FUCK THE EBU AND FUCK SVT FOR ALLOWING SO MANY PEOPLE TO FEEL UNSAFE AND FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES JUST BECAUSE THEY WANNA EXPERIENCE THEIR FAVORITE MUSIC COMPETITION LIVE. AND FUCK THEM FOR NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT PALESTINE TO BEGIN WITH
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
free my boy joost
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
6 months
mr north korea 5miinust please narrate audiobooks ok thanks
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
3 months
bald estonian man in the decathlon is that a korea 5miinust reference
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
now why the fuck isn’t everyone and their mom in love with estonia’s song
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
4 months
happy 2 months since I i̶n̶i̶t̶i̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶w̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶h̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ shook hands with põhja korea 5miinust and said “wow” afterwards under my breath to anyone who celebrates (me I celebrate this)
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
HE’S SO FUCKING FINE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION PROPERLY GOODBYE
@evilestvic
littleVIC 🇪🇪
6 months
I need you carnally.
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@poletalenti
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3 months
they’re so blurry not me feeling awkward taking photos of bins in public 💀💀💀
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
knew this was gonna happen lmao all these fucking “we’ll invite local artists and the community will be lovely and amazing” plans that the organizers have been bragging about… how the fuck do you expect that to happen when you invite israel to the fucking party???
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alissa🇸🇪
2 months
the way kohver performs this chorus ijfjfjfjfjfhfhfhfhfhfhhffhhfh
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
8 months
“united by music” actually we’re divided by genocide but GO OFF I GUESS
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6 months
ok I’m actually starting to believe estoners have a weird sixth sense because uhhhhh
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
korea dancing to himself saying hello estonerrrrrrsssss thank you for your support anyway just a reminder that no matter what happens we’ll always have these silly dudes and they know about our shenanigans HELP
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
HOW DID I MISS THIS FROM THE FUCKING LIVESTREAM I SCREEN RECORDED HAHAHAHA I was distracted by päevakoer ig the bromance is so real
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
oh??? OH
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alissa🇸🇪
6 months
good morning I’m still thinking about how korea was so intimidating in person I initiated the most awkward handshake and you can fucking see in the photo how he’s like wtf is she doing HE’S SO COOL I’M SORRY IT FELT LIKE MEETING PITBULL I FREAKED OUT
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
2 years
alright who’s coming with me to copenhagen to catch a glimpse of let 3 before they ultimately win esc 2023 with record-breaking 800+ points
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@poletalenti
alissa🇸🇪
5 months
I just want to hear korea say dale just once one time
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alissa🇸🇪
7 months
PLEASE AM I ALLOWED TO SIMP AGAIN
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alissa🇸🇪
8 months
@bres_santos seriously a contender for worst song ever made, and “this song means a lot to me and a lot of people” yeah it was always intended to be propaganda you really can’t convince me otherwise lmaooo
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