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historical footage of the swedish-estonian peace agreement or sumn idk
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this is my contribution to the 5miinust & puuluup kpop-ification hope you enjoy xx
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hi 5miinust besties I did it again
if kohver’s mind is an enigma, this motherfucker somehow simultaneously has the fratboyiest energy AND the most endearing aura???
so, in the wise words of päevakoer:
COME TO BRAZIL‼️
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that moment when you, a bald person, come across another bald person, and discuss how best to maximize your joint slay
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hello estoners did you miss my wonderful edits
here’s a treat to start your week right. ok good 👍
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normalize tweeting about the songs you like instead of the ones you hate :)
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hi 5miinust besties I’ve spent my evening creating this absolutely fantastic imovie compilation of my favorite kohver moments and now I’m ready to release it to the world ✌️ and free my boy energy he done did nothing wrong
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hey remember when I made my first 5miinust edit
it was kohver who inspired me
so now… a month and a half later… I present to you:
KOHVER SUPERCUT
best of: kohver
idk but it’s better than the first one I did and if you recognize some of the clips you’re a real one 🫡
*drops mic*
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oh yes and this works too (obviously)
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5miinust darlings
the final boss has been reached: it’s lancelot’s turn 👑
a man of few words, when he does speak… it goes straight to your soul. he’s also a fan of random disappearances and smiling at the camera whenever he gets the chance.
… I mean, who can blame him?
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@Corr1e
lmao right and windows95man has to change his outfit, 5miinust can’t say “lay’s” but a genocidal state can compete like everything’s normal… I HAVE TO LAUGH
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yes I made a korea supercut as well
a korea kut
he’s just too kool
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alright 5miinust baddies
allow me to introduce to you
KOREA
full name: north korea
whether he’s channeling his inner mr worldwide, or just absolutely vibing along to whatever’s going on… this man has the best energy and dare I say… the best bars?
anyway. HERE IS THE EDIT‼️
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happy põhja korea 5miinust day to those who celebrate
he’s my bias 😁✌️
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happy marko puuluup day to those who celebrate
I can’t believe I’ve never made a marko edit before he’s so fucking funny bless
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ok so recent estoners lore:
- kohver has beef with belgium
- korea has voiced the same animated character that PITBULL voiced so basically he’s never beating the mr worldwide allegations
- this morning the world was once again blessed by päevakoer’s beautiful eyes
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people with germany and finland in their top 3 how are we feeling? still alive? idk how to go about my day now ummmm
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happy p��evakoer 5miinust day to those who celebrate
this is like if all my koer edits merged so I guess that makes it the ultimate birthday compilation but it’s also kinda short because I’m tired and kinda hungry so imma go eat now
enjoy
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korea dancing to himself saying hello estonerrrrrrsssss thank you for your support
anyway just a reminder that no matter what happens we’ll always have these silly dudes and they know about our shenanigans HELP
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winner winner yeah that’s me
may 7th 2024 wildest day of my FUCKING LIFE but yall know that already
fun fact this is the first vinyl I’ve ever owned 😭 alright gonna figure out how to play this BYEEEEEEE
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if I can’t shitpost about 5miinust then what’s the point
what am I even doing here
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I JUST CLICKED A BUNCH OF DEFAULT OPTIONS AND IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HELPPPPPPPP MY THEORY WAS SO FUCKING CORRECT
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5miinust and puuluup kinda released album of the year so OBVIOUSLY I had to review it the only way I know how
imovie edit
oh and stream kannatused ehk külakiigel pole stopperit
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5miinust and puuluup will forever know me as “swedish person on reddit who asked about 50 dons sized ducks, consequently won their vinyl and met them an hour later on the rooftop of a mall” and I think that’s lovely
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the rest of 5miinust after päevakoer misses the beat for the 647364637th time
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I’m sorry but it’s not up to me or you to save eurovision
watch something else tonight
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made this last night half drunk
see it as a goodbye to this catastrophic season… idk
(dw though my 5mp brain rot ain’t going anywhere lmao)
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when they say don’t meet your heroes they’re never talking about 5miinust and puuluup btw because they’re the chillest motherfuckers on earth
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I never wanna leave the 5miinust puuluup side of twitter actually it’s so cozy here
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I shook hands with kohver Korea and fist bumped päevakoer no one talk to me
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marcus and martinus been real quiet since päevakoer and päevakaz showed up
LMAO MY CAMERA ROLL AFTER THESE FUCKING EDITS YALL…
also yes this canonically means päevakoer duplicated himself so he can replace lancelot whenever he’s absent
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basically a korea fancam
he is so cool he is so cool he is so cool did you know I think he’s so cool
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LIFE. MADE.
estoners, we did it. and my obsession is paying off so that’s fun?????? now does anyone have a CLIFF
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
kohver legit looked so excited when I told him I was the one who won the vinyl so this just confirms that they genuinely thought my question was funny 😭😭 is this the real liiiiiiife
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thinking about 5miinust and puuluup taking photos with fans while eat your salad by citi zēni was playing
at that moment, the universe was just
perfectly balanced.
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who’s coming with me to the talharpa camp?
and the burning festival PISSING MY PANTS HELPPPPPPPP
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you heard them
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korea is well aware of the similarities
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love you grandma
(I’m just gonna randomly post these until I run out of ideas ok good)
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looking through my videos properly for the first time and they’re so silly in this part I’m 😭😭😭😭😭😭 KOREA FALLING HAHAHAHAHA
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this is unrelated to anything really but I’m OBSESSED with the way korea does the veisson like in every video he just looks like he’s having the best fucking time
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I just want someone to stop me in the street and ask me what song I’m listening to so I can be like (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi by 5miinust and puuluup thank you very much
and then they film me walking away and the music’s like UUUUU KUULA NÜÜD SEDA
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5miinust x puuluup as what we do in the shadows characters (movie AND tv show) because I’m just here to shitpost at this point
A THREAD !!!
… this has been in my drafts for months lmao
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can’t wait to make a collaborative project between an estonian hip hop group and an estonian folk duo my album of the year
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I’m either lancelot or kohver at a party
sometimes both
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can’t believe I met estonian pitbull and estonian vsauce this is great
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FUCK THE EBU AND FUCK SVT FOR ALLOWING SO MANY PEOPLE TO FEEL UNSAFE AND FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES JUST BECAUSE THEY WANNA EXPERIENCE THEIR FAVORITE MUSIC COMPETITION LIVE. AND FUCK THEM FOR NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT PALESTINE TO BEGIN WITH
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bald estonian man in the decathlon is that a korea 5miinust reference
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now why the fuck isn’t everyone and their mom in love with estonia’s song
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happy 2 months since I i̶n̶i̶t̶i̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶w̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶h̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ shook hands with põhja korea 5miinust and said “wow” afterwards under my breath to anyone who celebrates (me I celebrate this)
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HE’S SO FUCKING FINE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUNCTION PROPERLY GOODBYE
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they’re so blurry not me feeling awkward taking photos of bins in public 💀💀💀
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knew this was gonna happen lmao all these fucking “we’ll invite local artists and the community will be lovely and amazing” plans that the organizers have been bragging about… how the fuck do you expect that to happen when you invite israel to the fucking party???
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the way kohver performs this chorus ijfjfjfjfjfhfhfhfhfhfhhffhhfh
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“united by music” actually we’re divided by genocide but GO OFF I GUESS
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ok I’m actually starting to believe estoners have a weird sixth sense because uhhhhh
korea dancing to himself saying hello estonerrrrrrsssss thank you for your support
anyway just a reminder that no matter what happens we’ll always have these silly dudes and they know about our shenanigans HELP
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alissa tweet about anything but 5mp challenge FAILED
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HOW DID I MISS THIS FROM THE FUCKING LIVESTREAM I SCREEN RECORDED HAHAHAHA
I was distracted by päevakoer ig
the bromance is so real
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good morning I’m still thinking about how korea was so intimidating in person I initiated the most awkward handshake and you can fucking see in the photo how he’s like wtf is she doing HE’S SO COOL I’M SORRY IT FELT LIKE MEETING PITBULL I FREAKED OUT
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alright who’s coming with me to copenhagen to catch a glimpse of let 3 before they ultimately win esc 2023 with record-breaking 800+ points
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@bres_santos
seriously a contender for worst song ever made, and “this song means a lot to me and a lot of people” yeah it was always intended to be propaganda you really can’t convince me otherwise lmaooo
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