RT @ByYourLogic: Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift had a massive blowout over how she made him stop saying “finna” and how he thinks they would…

DO NOT CROSS ME! i will LAY you across the floor and LIFT YOU UP (if you are 265 pounds or less!)!!!!! then i don't know know what i'll do! probably get some water!

@willmenaker OH MY GOD, she is a LEGEND, I LOVE HER. and i also love the sound of the drawings you sent her HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

RT @willmenaker: lmao my sister is going through our dad's old correspondences and she found a letter Mavis Gallant wrote to me when I was…

@willmenaker OMG AHAHHAHAHA THAT IS SO AWESOME

all the parents at school, me included, glare coldly into each others eyes at drop off then turn to each other's kids and be like "😊😊😊😊😊 hi ella!" this is BEYOND antisocial, i dont even know what to call it

RT @tausifnoor: Enough

esp tender. yuck!

RT @Boringstein: actually im not really struggling with it at all

RT @ByYourLogic: the last US Senator who actually “had a long day” was probably Paul Wellstone when he saw a Zapata Offshore Co. shirt poki…

RT @ByYourLogic: Obviously, most people think the best time to be alive was when they were young. But being a young man when the first Cree…

RT @sumdepony: Because he was a higher person intellectually, artistically and morally.

it's normal to have spent most of your childhood listening to, talking about, thinking about, and doing light fan fictions about Man of La Mancha, and anyone who disagrees is a FOOL

RT @ByYourLogic: Do you think that candidate might have had a credibility problem with that issue after claiming she supported M4A during h…

zoomers say thank you like thannnnkyaouuuuuuu

there are many comments many nytimes cooking recipes that are like, "i actually made this earlier this week, before i even saw the recipe, but i made a better version than the recipe." what kind of person would write something like that?

i love cwg but his crooked teeth isnt nearly as good as the zach original. CWG mumbles the craziest lines in a way that shows me hes not as evil as zach. if 2 FILL UPS IS ALL IT TAKES? to MAKE SURE HE'S NOT ALIVE? those are to growl & savor, not speed thru

HAHHAHAAHAAH hell yeah! so good! incredible improvement, v impressive HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH the only error here is that this is actually visible to ppl from other states