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Theses figures are shocking, and appallingly, this headline is buried under crap trivia.
PLEASE look out for unusual behaviour in your blokey friends - boys are shit at asking for help.
Male suicides at highest rate in two decades, official data shows
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Fuck my ACTUAL life.
I don’t tag in general, but as a mother who has a transgender son who routinely deals with abuse on a daily basis I find you,
@RishiSunak
utterly and completely vile.
I’d say hang your head in shame, but you have none.
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Every year, a local farmer sows a wildflower meadow in one of his fields just near us.
Anyone can visit, and they just ask for a donation to a local charity.
We’re so very lucky 💕
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I quite literally can’t imagine anything more horrendous than a ‘holiday’ on this monstrosity.
But maybe that’s just me…
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Nine years of dealing with a (now adult) child who’s attempted suicide multiple times, and am also a full time carer for a parent with Parkinson’s and dementia, whilst holding down a full time job.
Genuinely not looking for sympathy, but blimey, it’s a bit shit sometimes, ngl.😬
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Early this morning I had a call from a neighbour to say my wonderful, beautiful Bernie had been run over.
Most camera shy of all my kitties he was the loveliest, friendliest and most caring cat for the others, and I will miss him so very, very much 💔
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Alan.
Quite extraordinarily stupid.
Let him out of the back door and he rushes straight round to the front of the house to stare at me through my office window until I let him in.
Every.Ten. Bloody. Minutes.
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Whenever Therese Coffey opens her revolting, hypocritical mouth on camera I’m reminded that as W & P Sec, paid from the public purse she blocked me for asking if she thought it was remotely acceptable that a mother could starve to death next to her baby.
She’s utterly repulsive.
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This.
The face of a debauched, selfish, criminal, dishonest, ignorant, porcine, racist, homophobic, greedy and utterly weak individual.
@BorisJohnson
- an individual less fit to be the Prime Minister of this country would be hard to find.
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I’m not usually one to put emotional stuff on here, but I’m actually in tears at the moment.
I can’t bear the awfulness, and am just sitting here feeling the most appalling sense of loneliness.
Sorry- usually quite upbeat.
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Can’t decide whether just to sit and drink myself into a depressed stupor on New Year’s Eve or go completely off piste and streak noisily round the village wearing nothing but a head torch and an EU flag.
It’s been such a hideous year in so many ways.
Thoughts🤔?
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So.
There are many repellent Conservative MPs, but was there ever a more reptilian, sneering, condescending, arrogant, entitled individual than the repulsive
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
?
Leader of the House of Commons? He makes an utter mockery of the role.
#ToryScum
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Leaders of the world.
Smart. Sensible. Dignified. Grownups.
And then there’s the utter antithesis of them all.
The truly appalling
@BorisJohnson
.
How shaming for us.
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Dear
@EdwardJDavey
and
@Keir_Starmer
The people of North Shropshire have made it clear they can work together to form an alliance against the Tories.
Give it some thought.
Please?
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Eldest’s cat is a porker.
He’s ripped a hole in the tree bed and is currently pretending he deliberately meant to make a pocket...
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I turned my (crap) night storage heaters off 10 days ago.
Elec usage went down from £10-11per day to £2.
I had TWO heaters on.
House is now baltic, but unlike so many I do have options.
@BorisJohnson
@RishiSunak
- people might actually die.
Get a fucking grip and HELP them. Now.
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I rarely post pictures of my cats as a tweet (just as replies!), but here’s Serj. He’s a photo opportunist.
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I rarely post pictures of Roly on his own as he does get a lot of stick about his ears, but who couldn’t like this one of him with Mr Squeaky Frog🐕🐸💕?
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When you arrive at your new home and it’s all just sooooo tiring😽
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Today, after two incredibly difficult years of being a full time carer for my mother she has gone for a few weeks respite care.
Am now sitting here, eating crap food, thinking how blissful it will be to have more than 20 minutes of free time JUST for myself.
#NotABadPerson
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Throughout the last four years, every time I’ve walked past this quite extraordinary man I’ve been utterly inspired by his commitment.
This picture just popped up on my FB page and am sharing it as a reminder of what an amazing bloke
@snb19692
really is.
#NeverGiveUp
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My lovely neighbours had a birthday party for one of us who is 92.
My mother (who I care for 24/7) didn’t want to join, but didn’t want me to either, so fell in her room 4 times while I was outside.
Anyone who says I should be more sympathetic just doesn’t understand control 😞
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Number of people prepared to pay to see a GP privately has doubled.
Really?
Fuck my actual life.
Yet another subversive attempt to undermine the system.
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Am a 24 hour carer for my elderly (and tbh, pretty demanding sometimes) mother - Parkinson’s and mild dementia.
Bit of a turn v late Friday night so called 999.
All ok, but in hosp till Tues, so very selfishly, I’m going to make the most of my first break since September.
#Sleep
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So let me get this straight.
He went into the garden to ‘thank people’
For 25 minutes.
And Carrie just tripped and fell into the chair next to him then🤔?
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World leaders and
@BorisJohnson
arrive for key NATO talks.
Johnson, as ever, doing his best to remind us all what a complete and utter embarrassment he really is.
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COME ON!!! Follow, follow, FOLLOW 😁And re-tweet, obvs.
If you love the NHS, please follow and RT and help us reach 500,000 followers this week - we are so close!
It will take just two seconds of your time, and the more followers we have, the more we can do to support NHS staff
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Regardless as to what we feel about the state of politics at the moment, this incident is truly, truly horrific.
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Right wing, shitty, Brexit-loving wankers can mock.
(And they really, really do)
But I genuinely can’t imagine a more fantastic, supportive, funny, sweary, passionate, brilliant group of people than the ones I’ve met on here.
It’s like online dating but better - you join a gang😊
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Wait…WHAT?!?!
You’re a week early Nads.
April 1st is NEXT Monday 🙄
Fukkin Dorries.
What’s she like eh?
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@DylanBrownie1
I just can’t imagine the depths of despair a mother would have to reach to take this action.
Utterly and completely heart wrenching.
Dreadful for her seven year old who will now feel the need to be protector of a younger brother.
Hope you and other staff are fully supported x x
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Maybe it’s just me, but fuck my life there really are some miserable fucking gits on here.
Perhaps they don’t like my swearing? Or my dogs? Or (heaven fucking forbid) my CATS??
But seriously people, if you don’t like me, then ignore me!
Others don’t. And I LOVE them 😍😁💕
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My sister is in her early 60s, has had both vax, tests regularly (she is front of house in a care home) and is incredibly careful/cautious.
Just heard she’s got Covid and is very unwell.
We’re so absolutely not out of the woods with this yet.
#HaveTheVax
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Pinched from FB, but this is so very apt I just had to share 😸
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Am single.
It’s pants.
But tomorrow, I’m going to make a donation to
@TrussellTrust
(you choose - there are SO many) so the money I’d spend on a crap present will instead, go towards something infinitely more needed.
@BootstrapCook
@MarcusRashford
say it best.
#Donate
#DontWait
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Pinched (shamelessly) from FB, but hopefully this will make you all laugh as much as I did.
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This just popped up on my timeline so how could I NOT post it (sorry😬)?!
Roly and his rabbit 💞
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This is Dudley.
At 3am last night he apparently climbed up the side of a neighbours house and effected a ninja leap through her window, landing on her bed.
Her piercing screams rang out through the village.
Dudley, naturally, gives zero fucks 🙀
#VeryBadKitty
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So.
My sister has come for Christmas.
Not seen each other (many reasons) for years.
A lovely evening. Much catching up. Much laughter. Some tears.
However.
FIVE of my cats have defected to her bedroom.
She is now dead to me and will definitely be leaving in the morning.
Humpfh.
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Off to hospital first thing tomorrow for some tests for a dodgy ticker.
It was fine pre-Covid, so who knows, but istg, if I happen to keel over,
@BorisJohnson
is absolutely the first person I’m coming back to haunt.
#ToryScum
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And I’m sorry for those who disliked her and everything she stood for, but this picture just makes me very happy and unbelievably sad, in equal measures.
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I’ve two children, both mid 20s, both living in rented accommodation, one with his partner.
All in low paid jobs.
Both have texted me today in a panic.
Both are sensible, non extravagant. Bills come first.
Trying to save deposits.
Utterly impossible now.
@RishiSunak
- do MORE.
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Thou shall not use the bashy finger thing on your birthday.
Said Smol.
He’s very persuasive 😸🐾😽
#HappyBirthdayToMe
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Motherhood is a blessing not every woman is lucky enough to receive.
So I do feel so guilty sometimes, when dealing with my eldest child (late 20s, ongoing mental health and alcohol related issues) and just literally want to put my head in my hands and cry.
Just feels endless.
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Just a little one eyed kitty, enjoying the sunshine and making the most of the wonderful new ‘Afterlife’ bench in Taunton’s Vivary Park.
#SunnyDay
#CatContemplations
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Just heard that the absolutely lovely wife of one of my cousin has passed away.
She was 47.
It turns out that despite showing an utterly amazing front to the world she’d been battling alcoholism for years.
People hide things. They’re clever.
We need to try and be more observant.
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Last night, a jolly nice raffle win at the village Christmas Dinner.
Today, a new job.
Fuck you,
@BorisJohnson
Nice things do still happen, in spite of you.
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My children, on receiving news of my unfortunate/embarrassing accident:
Eldest: ‘Omg - are you ok? Do you need anything? I’ll come over now and bring provisions/walk the dogs etc’.
Youngest: ‘Wtf, you ridiculous old bat - how did you actually manage that?!’
Gotta love ‘em 😄
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Been hugging all mine a lot today.
Lots of really shitty people in this world.
They really, really don’t deserve cats.
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Wishing everyone the very merriest of Christmases and a most peaceful New Year🎅🎄💞x x x
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Interview tomorrow.
Incredibly nervous.
So much for an early night 😬
Zoom will be my Nemesis.
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Elderly mother in respite *hotel* care home ✅
Malcolm and Roly in fantastic farm kennels ✅
Cat sitter organised ✅
I AM GOING AWAY TOMORROW FOR A WHOLE 36 HOURS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAST SEPTEMBER!!
Much excite 😁😁😁
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I’m done with the attic for today.
I’m knackered. My back is killing me. And I think I smell a bit odd.
But.
Hundreds of photos sorted. Skip is filling nicely, and here I am, aged 3, looking (I think) utterly cute.
Unlike my sister (left), who literally has Satan’s Stare 😱😬😄
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Honestly.
Hugh Grant is jolly fucking brilliant.
Hugh Grant tells Nigel Farage to ‘go f*** yourself’ in response to new campaign
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Slightly pants few days desperately trying to sort care for my mother whilst juggling a pretty horrendous workload. It’s unbelievably draining.
@BorisJohnson
you’re a truly revolting individual. Your utter lack of empathy, and attention to this sort of social care speaks volumes.
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Since my mother went into a care home I’ve tried to tackle the monumental amounts of things she’s held on to over the years.
Lots and LOTS was literally old paperwork, but the mementos are bringing back huge memories.
Today has been photos. MILLIONS of them!!
Am exhausted😵
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Anyone else still on the sofa, in their jammies.
Watching crap tv.
With a fat cat😬😸?
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I knew there was another reason why I loved this legend😽💕
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The wonderful
@PippaPippapoppy
has had her account locked/limited features for a week, simply for having the audacity to say what we all feel about our ghastly Home Secretary and the treatment she advocates for refugees.
Well done Twitter. More room for the real bile, I guess🤔🙄
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Fuck my actual fucking life.
If you don’t feel an absolute rush of bile each time you see the repellent
@BorisJohnson
desperately trying to cash in on a bunch of rather nice lads and their utterly superb manager then you can utterly fuck right off.
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I am utterly and completely behind him - as well he knows - and his younger brother feels the same.
But if I want to post what seem like silly trans posts then I FUCKING WELL WILL.
And my lovely, wonderful trans son will laugh louder than anyone x x x
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I’ve two of these - bought several years ago and have never had a flower!
Actually thought this one had been too badly frostbitten but came out this morning to see this - all I need now is for my lovely horticulturists to tell me what it is ☺️
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Was all set to stay up all night and examine the US election forensically, but despite constant mask wearing and obsessive sanitising precautions, youngest son and I have have just had a positive Covid test back, so suspect I shall just get drunk and say fucketty fuck.
A lot.
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When your (adult) children make unbelievably stupid mistakes do you cast them adrift?
Youngest is back here, inconsolable after a decision that has cost him a truly wonderful relationship.
My heart bleeds for them both.
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Poor Fat King Carlos was spooked/chased by a dog outside the house yesterday and hasn’t been seen since😟
Hopefully just hiding out somewhere - but please send positive vibes he comes back soon x
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When you hear a crash, and see this on your way downstairs.
Serj and Bernard.
We did not do this.....😑
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Off to bed, so will leave you with probably my favourite picture ever.
Little Serj.
He was absolutely round.
Bonne nuit, lovely tweeps 😽x x x
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It’s absolutely freezing🥶out, with huge hailstones clattering down, but am off to the beach with the dogs to try for just a while to clear my head of the complete and utter bile that’s exuding from the supposed leaders of this country.
@BorisJohnson
and his Cabal belong in jail.
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The ugly face of
@BorisJohnson
’s ‘Conservative’ England was yet again exposed to the world last night in all its’ vile, racist, homophobic thuggery.
This was nothing to do with sport.
And while individuals such as Johnson and
@pritipatel
remain in power it will only get worse.
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Got a promotion.
Debating another cat.
Little bit drunk.
A good day, overall.
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Ok, I PROMISE this is the last one of Serj.
For now……
But they keep popping up, and if this isn’t the cutest kitten picture ever I really don’t know what is 😸😽😁
#MoreHappyCaturday
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So today, I’m mostly being 59 🥳
I plan a day of selfish indulgence (cats and dogs, fend for yourselves…)
but if someone fancies hopping over and making a little bit of breakfast this would be entirely acceptable 😁😁🥂🥂
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So I think I’m missing my youngest.
Just me and my mother here now, but I’ve just cooked a complete Sunday roast.
For two people.
One of whom will only eat a saucer full.
And without leaving her bedroom.
Feeling a bit sad, if truth be told.
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So.
Found this on eBay the other day and had to get it because well, cats, kitsch etc.
On visiting, the children say it’s appalling, and ‘senility’ etc.
What say you, Tweeps 🤔??
Bin, or beautiful?
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Culinary sadness this evening, as best beloved little paring knife is missing, feared lost (compost caddy casualty?)
Farewell, my little steel superstar. We’ve had many kitchen adventures over the years.
I shall miss you sorely, my friend🔪😥
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Alan has been away from home for a couple of days.
This morning, the sound of piteous mewing met my ears.
In he slunk. Grubby, a little bloody, and very, very sorry for himself 🙄
Let’s all ahhhh for Alan 😸😽
#NotAsToughAsHeLikesToThink
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Someone thought he’d stay out last night in the wind and rain.
Pitiful sight at the back door this morning🙄
#SillyAlan
#PinkPeets
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A truly dreadful day for this country.
@pritipatel
- I hope most sincerely this comes back to haunt you.
It should.
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Well.
He’s home.
Very contrite.
And busily perfecting his ‘I’m sad. Please don’t be cross’ face🙄
#CatsDriveYouBonkers
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Fuck my actual fucking life.
The stinking hypocrisy of
@BorisJohnson
- frequently appearing UNMASKED on hospital visits - to write such a letter to the NHS calling for their ‘help and assistance’.
What the actual flying fuck does he think they’ve all been doing?
#Bastard
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Go to the bottlebank before your flu jab, I said to myself.
Sadly, one bottle had a bit of brandy left in it (HOW?!😱) which went down my sleeve as I threw it in and now the dr is definitely going to think I’m an old lush🙄
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So.
Changed my bed linen. Had a tepid bath. Found an ancient revolving fan thing.
Bed linen already sweaty. Bath pointless. Fan fucking useless - AND SOUNDS LIKE A FRIKKEN PNEUMATIC DRILL and even the cats have run away.
Will die alone, sweaty, and cat less.
Farewell Twitter 🥵😰
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Serj has literally been asleep on my bed all day.
He’s just come down and sat next to me on the sofa.
The effort has quite clearly exhausted him 🙄
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Sometimes I let stuff go, but actually, this retweet of my post about my son’s cat enjoying one of his walks in the park is genuinely upsetting.
There really are some shitty, judgemental people out there.
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Someone just got smooshed into a towel whilst he had his ear drops.
And now we’re no longer speaking.
#DramaKitty
#SadSerj
😿
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So.
Previous (streaking) plans abandoned, I find myself sitting here alone, drinking Pink Prosecco with an Estrella chaser, telling the cats how much I love them, and generally contemplating life.
It’s a bit shit.
Am single. Plump. And a weird cat person.
AND I STILL HATE BREXIT
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When you’re having the bath of shame and you’ve an unwelcome audience 😬
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Doesn’t seem to matter WHAT you post - there’s always that someone, somewhere just waiting to be offended.
Fuck sake 🙄
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Throwback to 1972 (aged10) when your mother has your hair permed because ‘you’re rather unattractive darling, and this will make you more appealing’.
Fuck me.
Mothers can be a bit shit.
Bloody good thing I was a superhero/ine in the making, eh 🙄🤔
#Buttercup
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(This just popped up on my timeline).
Flashback to 2018 when Lola first arrived and I came into the kitchen to see this👇🏻😸
The boys clearly knew who was Boss..
#BedSquash
#CheekyKitten
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Waiting for our human to drive us to the beach 🌊🐕🐕😄
(Malcolm looking completely stoned😂)
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When you’re just trying to potter in the garden but the neighbours have other ideas.
FOR THE LAST THREE BLOODY HOURS😡
Roly’s face says it all really.
#Antisocial
🙄
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When you’ve had all you can stomach of Johnson/Sunak/Hancock et al.
@Number10cat
- how do you put up with all the crap??
Said Serj.
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What goes on in a woman’s mind to make her pro a situation where someone of her own sex would be forced to continue a pregnancy after rape? Or incest? Or carry to full term a baby she knows will not survive?
I simply cannot countenance that level of self righteousness.
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With apologies for the slightly rambling post, but this has been on my mind for a while and came to a head today.
So.
I’m the mother of a transgender child.
I gave birth to a little girl, and like any mother, just assumed that life would float on in the usual way.
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