Do dog owners at the very least acknowledge that their houses fucking stink?

@anthonyfdshaw I think Scholesy is right on this one tbh. I haven't particularly liked what i've seen of Yoro but i feel he should get a pass.

RT @mixedknuts: Mo Salah hasn't slowed down all season. 97th percentile in xG now for wide forwards (and crushing the finishing). 99th in x…

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD You may read well but you write terribly.

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD Wait - which is the big word? A physicist with KS1 reading comprehension is hilarious

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD Well if you weren't such an ignoramus you'd note the incessant tweeting from every broadcaster suggesting his season is going under the radar and asking why he isn't being talked about more. A shitty PR exercise and he doesn't warrant any discussion

@itwasjustbanter 10 years from Level 1 to UEFA A! Need to pull my finger out. Congrats on the latest stage of your journey!

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD Where did I say Harry Kane wasn’t world class? Weird little Spurs crybabies. He does not belong in ballon d’or conversations. His season isn’t worth talking about. If anything he’s lucky he doesn’t face the same criticism.

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD Funny how you bring up assists yet ignore that he's wildly overperforming them. Less xA than an underperforming Mbappe. Equally hilarious that you're comparing him to guys widely considered to be subpar this season. Thanks for ONCE AGAIN demonstrating my point for me though

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD No, i wasn't going to argue over lexical semantics And the conclusion is nobody is going to wax lyrical over a guy who is putting up such middling numbers for one of the most dominant teams in Europe. Mbappe has 15 npg and everyone has spent the season saying how poor he's been

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD It wouldn't be the case if Kane didn't take 12 pens either... If Haaland took 12 penalties he'd be on 30+ goals. And that's in an off season for him. Thank you for helping me demonstrate why "the jury is still out" on Harry Kane though. 🤝

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD So Haaland has 50% more open play goals than him... Thank you for demonstrating this to everyone

@mkn7910 @BBCMOTD Yes he has. Maths not your strong point?

@TheEuropeanLad Having Kane at no.3 is genuinely laughable

@Gideoomatic He's scored 29 goals for Bayern. 21 in the Bundesliga (9 penalties), 7 in the CL (3 penalties) and 1 in the German cup. Those are unspectacular numbers playing for Bayern Munich lol. Haaland has 50% more non-penalty goals than him in both the league and CL in a bad year!

@footballontnt @ReshminTV @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Yes

@MunichFanpage 12 penalties

@RawDRasta @dothebartman1 Commentators were trying to say it was! And given some of the other disgraceful decisions i've seen today i was actually surprised they got it right! Thought you deserved to get something out of the game.

@RawDRasta It's obvs purely a coincidence but he's one of those guys who is phenomenal when nobody is watching but when the eyes of the world are fixated, puts in a stinker. Most annoying thing having to defend him all the time 😂