Dear @ITV, thank you so much for Mr Bates v The Post Office. Can you now commission docudramas about; * Mone, Barrowman, et al and PPE * Dido Harding and Test & Trace * Truss & Kwarteng’s “Mini budget” * 14 years of unnecessary austerity * etc Please? 🙏🙂

You can tell that Reiss Colwell in #EastEnders is a wrong‘un, his car’s not even MOT‘d…

You can tell that Reiss Colwell in #EastEnders is a wrong‘un, his car’s not even MOT‘d…

Word of the day: Graupel

@justdave89now I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones nor do I ever intend to. “What?! You’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones?!” Demonstro rem 🙄

@Bajan20101 If only it was the other way round and we had as much as we owe on our mortgages in savings and just a few quid left on the house! *sigh* 🙂

Step in, step out of the rain…

@BWallArthur And maybe a little stock market manipulation too, perhaps? 🤔

@David_Crayford So we’ve got nearly 8 years to build a bunker in our back gardens just in case it does hit, right?

@GyllKing I can’t read the story, but why her focus just on the VAT? Does she have children at private school?

@pedromalajeta Gracias Pedro, solicitud de amistad enviada 👍

Privatisation means that Royal Mail can’t even wash their vans anymore…

Lino again. 2-0 to our girls, Yateley v Twyford. Obviously had to remain impartial. Dreadful pitch side though.

@Forthemanynott5 LOL totally! I fell asleep doing my returns just before midnight one year, woke up at 00:20 - that much needed yet unexpected snooze cost me £100 in a late fine! 😳😂

“Guess who left a database wide open, exposing chat logs, API keys, and more? Yup, DeepSeek” via @TheRegister

When you thought there was no beer but then you find a single solitary can in the back of the fridge… #winning

@NJGidds It got worse! I sat outside in the sun in the freezing cold, having coffee and chatting. I was SO pleased to get back in the car and put the heated seats on! 😂