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30s, lesbofujo, 腐女 姫女. nu:c kuyaP (🦊all, 🔄🚫). enst hajimeP. gnshn kaeyaP. 18+ 🔞. may contain ngwk manga spoilers!
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all my fanfic has been moved to a personal fic archive! i'll probably still be tweaking tags etc. but the website is fully functional with everything on there.
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14 year old girls in 2002 writing/reading extremely inaccurate weird fanfiction & making YAOI KISS AMV BXB SHONEN AI SEME UKE KISSING vids >>>>>>>>> 14 year olds now going "um wtf how could u sexualize venti his slutty outfit is just PRETTY 🥺 stop being NASTY"
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i am CRYING at this tweet oh my god, maybe being a mature adult helps idk
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when *I* was 15 i'm pretty sure i was reading fanfiction that was like dbz trunks time travelled to an alternate universe where vegeta and draco malfoy were dating and mpregged them both, and now teens cancel u for being a woman who thinks a m/m ship does more than hold hands
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i love when people act like "capable woman who does everything amazingly and shlub of a man who contributes nothing" is a groundbreaking ideal and not like the depressing standard for heterosexuality
The best f/m ships are where she's beautiful graceful talented capable and beloved by everyone and graces him with her love, and he is a sopping wet cat and when she isn't around he simply Shrivels Up and Dies
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THIS WAS SO FUNNY THOUGH. eiden is alarmed bc he knows kuya really would
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teenager who prob hasn't dealt with life-threatening homophobia: why don't you people want reminders of how much the world hates you in your fanfiction, huh?
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EXCITING NEWS FUNCTIONS THE SAME WAY AS GO FORTH AND WATCH SHOWS TOGETHER i'll see about doing a yoi one this weekend :3
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and ftr, stories with homophobia are fine when done well. those are real experiences that should be told too. but it's not an OBLIGATATION. and the "might as well be het" i'm sorry is my two men or two women fucking not gay enough bc one isn't HATING THEMSELVES while doing it??
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try again ❤❄
kaeya stans :"kaeya is so stunning and gorgeous I'd do anything for him ANYTHING call me old fashioned, but i was raised to serve kaeya. clean and cook for him and if he cheats? that is on me! he caught me slipping and i will apologize and do better. "
their kaeya :
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when my wife got sick of seeing me rt certain things here she just muted me like i had been telling her to for months lmfao
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something i've noticed is the presence of "is it ok to like boys" with razor/benny which is weird only bc one was literally raised by wolves and the other was raised by like a dozen men & u can't tell me none are gay. & i'm supposed to believe these kids think hetero is the norm?
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consider kaeya getting captured("captured") and he's like "please 🥺 i have a wife and a baby on the way 🥺" and the villains are like LOL Cry More and then diluc comes barreling in with fire and murders them all and kaeya goes "ah, just as expected, there's my wife ☺"
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happy father's day to kaeya alberich. he has no children but that doesn't stop diluc from calling him daddy.
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aus and trends evolve so im not saying it's wrong but it is kinda weird sometimes to see the 4n*mo and d//ckz stuff and remember the creator was harassed off twt but ppl decided to keep her au
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finally watching this entire thing... xiao really said yeah i'll fuck a dragon
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broke: virgin zhongli
woke: zhongli who doesn't have a ton of experience but has a lil
bespoke: top dom zhongli's first time bottoming
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until genshin tells me how kaeya went from that to THIS, i have no choice but to envision a post-diluc-leaving montage of kaeya drunkenly talking to diluc's vision, making out with random men, and then going on a shopping spree while peaches "fuck the pain way" plays in the bg
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anti spotting tips: they make posts like this when idk a single person who hates signora???? lmao
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why are kids literally incapable of realizing that "they" is still also a polite neutral (NEUTRAL) pronoun
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i wonder if diluc's ever had to go to a tavern in another area and bc of his babyface gets told "we can't serve underage customers" and he's violently torn between "i OWN a bar, i am a grown man" and "well i wanted juice ANYWAY"
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gnshn fandom: using chopsticks and sending coffee beans are mlm coding in genshin. in this essay i will establish how mhy canonizes these ships and evades ccp censorship to give us mlm rep
actual genshin: brokeboat mountain
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17yos post about kaeya being a "canon sadist" & then tell kaeluc shippers to d*e.. WHO DO U THINK HE'S DOING THAT WITH? go do your homework instead of imagining some cartoon man is gonna choose u for illegal 50 shades roleplay when he's got his pretty older brother right there
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every day i log on and see tweets like "do u think kaeya shakes in fear every time he has to cook because it's fire and diluc has fire and diluc basically fire-murdered the tiny bottom baby for being a t/raitor s/py" and i try not to call hcs cringe but do ppl hear themselves
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twitter: This Tweet includes a word you muted.
me: clicks anyway and is shocked when it includes something i don't like and had muted
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kaeya beidou
not a real pirate pirate captain queen
smug bastard woman of the people
fucking his brother lesbian
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i swear i need to do a common myths about kaeluc thread or something...
things the canon does NOT say:
- kaeya is a spy
- diluc tried to kill kaeya
- diluc kicked kaeya out
none of those are canon 💕
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look at his tiny mouth. that cute lil mouth sucks kaeya off. he fits (half) of kaeya's big meat in there. he really is a superhero.
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op how old are u so i can scale my level of mocking response accordingly
Transgender fetishism and mpreg — and why the jokes aren't funny.
This thread was made specifically to address the Childe mpreg jokes, led and encouraged by Childe's ENG VA, that have gotten far too out of hand.
@TheGriffinBurns
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the only confusion bennett and razor go thru is razor being confused when he realizes he doesn't have a knot and bennett going "a what"
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this is actually not the worst thing i ever read at that age but it's more along the lines of what i would seek out voluntarily lmfao
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someone saw that tweet about "nothing will compare to tumblr discourse" and said "wanna bet?" bc "someone calling people child predators for thinking a cartoon squirrel is hot was later found to have posed next to the grave of a murdered child for lulz" is tumblr level outrageous
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can antis stop delegitimizing things with their presence... *detailed thread of someone's homophobia* *anti pops in to say they also like venti nsfw like that matters* go back to the locker u came from before i put u back there good god
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my favorite hc (by which i mean canon) is that diluc forgave kaeya a long time ago but he doesn't know how to start that conversation so he keeps waiting for kaeya to bring it up but kaeya is convinced diluc won't forgive him so he just keeps needling diluc & they're both stupid
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bet adelinde regrets "when will master diluc and master kaeya go back to how they were before" once they do and she has to clean those sheets every day
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ideal kaeluc dynamic for me is like
diluc: these are my boundaries
kaeya: ur sooooooooooooo cute haha that's precious, but i know you best 💕 *lovingly bulldozes them*
(diluc: kinda mad about it but also horny and in love)
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the worst part of any fandom is the inevitable point when someone's ooc ideas become canon-fanon........ zzzzz
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sometimes i do think about what if the actual goal for planting kaeya with the ragnvinders was just. marriage.
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@MailzW
i shipped some of my classmates as a dumb teen ngl and no one was hurt!! cant say the same for some of the people kids today have dogpiled
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btw how come everyone's master is a woman? mona's... albedo's... childe, both his teacher and his archon.... xiao's former one... genshin feminism impact
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they fuck. i'm sorry ur not far enough in the game to be at that part yet
also please DNI and GET YOUR ASS OFF MY PAGE if you ship yanqing and jing yuan
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can't believe it's canon this is where diluc waits for kaeya for their nighttime trysts
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i saw a version for zhongli but i had to do one for us kaeya writers
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ppl saying the size difference in galolio is "acceptable" bc galo is a baby and lio is the murderous feral grump are hilarious bc they have obviously NOT seen the movie and just need a woke excuse to get off to the art and fics
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i love that we are like
diluc: SERIOUS. BATMAN. VENGEANCE AND THE NIGHT. GIANT CLAYMORE. DPS. FIRE.
us: put on the dress, wife 💕
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het ships
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lullaby you down. genshin impact: zhongli/xiao (
#zhongxiao
). 1,511 words, rated E. (past mpreg)
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hello i have put together a page for the zhongxiao babies from me and
@genariasc
, to keep track of art and fic, plus cc questions, since keeping it all in one place on twitter is a pain!
see here~
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men always show their asses. imagine admitting you've never heard of a feminist movement in the country you live in and claiming it comes from tiktok
So over the past few months, editors around the world have been asking me to write about Korea's "4B movement" and low birthrate. I honestly had never heard of it before, but these news desks on the other side of the world keep telling me its a thing.
Their source? TikTok.
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i love seeing straight men cry about the lack of waifu banners in genshin
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the qrts/replies on this from people furious someone is calling their fav twink a twink are just downright embarrassing.... xiao is tiny and pretty. if you think that says anything about t/b, btw, that's a you problem.
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