🌿 hey there! this is eny; plumasicera on ao3. this account is 70% iwaoi, 20% seijoh and 10% plants. i also write and rtw nsfw content so be warned!
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Oikawa, happily munching on milk bread: mmmmmh
Mattsun: gross
Makki: do we really need to see your orgasm face?
Iwaizumi, without looking up from his magazine: thats not his orgasm face
oikawa opening iwaizumi's wardrobe in his room at the olympic village and seeing one of his jackets hanging from one faded, slightly creased and very familiar hanger
oikawa:
oikawa: HAJIME
iwaizumi coming out to his friends during their second year + oikawa being a total mess during the next two weeks (getting late to school, losing his vb shoes, forgetting about a test and bumping into at least three different streetlights)
Hajime is 17 when he falls in love with his best friend. He's so sickenly in love that he has to angrily mumble to himself "for fucks sake, get a grip!" at least three times a day because it just takes Oikawa to laugh at one of Makki's jokes for Hajime to be all over the place
oikawa leans against the bathroom's door frame and watches as iwaizumi shaves in front of the mirror, moves long and mesmerizing, the almost imperceptible raspy sound of the razor blade against skin filling the room. he knows iwaizumi's not aware of his presence,
Iwaizumi interchangeably using Oikawa, Shittykawa, Tooru, boyfriend and best friend whenever he tells his cali classmates and friends about Oikawa + their major confusion when they find out all those names refer to the same person
oikawa whispering random french words to iwaizumi as they have breakfast together (baguette, eiffel, voyage, voyage) and making iwaizumi laugh in a way nobody in the japanese vb team has never heard him laugh before
Makki, texting: yo. whats up
Iwa: just watching shittykawa look for his glasses
Makki: lol no way
Makki: are they on top of his head again
Iwa: [photo]
Makki: LOOOOOOOOL
Makki: how long has he been looking for
Iwa: 27 minutes
Makki: damn
oikawa cheating on his strict diet + iwaizumi walking in on him. they stare at each other for a second, oikawa w his big round eyes, before he stuffs the rest of the milk bread into his mouth & iwaizumi launches at him like when u try to stop ur pet from eating some random shit
Matsukawa, eating a burger: you know *munching noises* when I met you I had the biggest crush on you. Those arms, man
Iwaizumi, choking on his food: you- you what-
Hanamaki, slurping his coke: I know man. Those biceps. Totally illegal
Iwaizumi, still coughing: you too??!?
iwaizumi: would YOU love me if i was a worm?
oikawa *sputters*: wha- of course i would!!!!
oikawa: i'd carry you in a little box inside my shirt's pocket, close to my heart
iwaizumi: oh, yeah? well *i* would build you the nicest terrarium ever! and get you the best soil!
“You going home for Christmas?” Hajime’s roommate asks him two weeks before winter break though, somehow, it sounds more like an affirmation. Maybe that’s way he looks so shocked when Hajime replies:
“Nah, I’m not.”
“You’re 𝘯𝘰𝘵?”
oikawa, sighing: i wish we'd had an enemies to lovers arch. it'd have been so romantic
iwa: it was me who ate your last milk bread on second grade
oikawa: WHAT!?!?!??!???!!
iwa: u r welcome
Thinking about Oikawa's instagram account where he posts photos of matches, practice, his daily life... and how in those last ones, more often than not, the traces of Iwaizumi's presence slip into the pictures.
pining uni student iwaizumi that cant help but stare intensely at the tall, smart, snarky brunette that always sits next to his table at the coffee shop VS tired uni student oikawa who has def noticed the staring & genuinely thinks the hot guy has something personal against him
iwaizumi taking off his t-shirt after matsuhana's baby throws up all over him
hopelessly pining oikawa, whispering to the happily gurgling baby in his arms: thank you
Hanamaki uses his copy of Iwaizumi's keys and barges into his place with a "HONEY! I'M HOME!" and then comes to a sudden stop when he stomps into the living room.
"Well. Hello there," he says with a malicious smile.
Tooru is 21 when he makes it to the starting lineup. It’s been three years since he left everything and moved to Argentina, three years since the last time he ate his mother’s karaage, three years without seeing his friends, three years since he last spoke to Iwaizumi.
2 years old iwa-chan running down the corridor on his chubby toddler legs after grabbing a handful of soil from the livingroom plant to eat + his dad chasing after him with a desperate "hajime, don't!"
iwaizumi: i'm gay--
hanamaki: hell yes. so proud of you man
matsukawa: cool bro :)
iwaizumi: --and i'm dating oikawa
hanamaki: are you sure?
matsukawa: you can do so much better
oikawa:
oikawa: excUSE YOU
iwaizumi randomly throwing the "i know what you did" around knowing the japanese national team will get so nervous they will instantly confess all of their crimes.
it always works.
seijoh4 arguing bc iwaizumi & hanamaki want to go to the batting cages and oikawa & matsukawa to the arcade
hanamaki: time to bring the big guns out
iwaizumi: *sighing* *flexing his arms* if we go to the batting cages youll see these
oikawa:
oikawa: okay changing my vote now
//nsfw iwaoi
"fuck, you're still so tight."
hajime pants, hips slowly rolling up, and buries himself deeper into tooru. he's already come once and it should be easier, fucking into him, but still hajime finds himself struggling, walls closing almost too tightly around him.
Oikawa: would you love me if I was a–
Iwaizumi: 🙄
Oikawa: –guinea pig?
Iwaizumi *chokes*: what. You know guinea pigs freak me out!
Oikawa: well, yeah, that’s why I’m asking! I know you’d love me as a worm, what’d be the point of asking you that!?
AU in which whenever someone has any feeling towards you, said feeling appears tattooed into your skin.
Predictably, Oikawa has a fair amount of ink over his body━ from his family, his friends, his teammates, even from people he doesn’t know.
Hajime bites hard.
Sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's not. It doesn't really matter because pain becomes pleasure in the haze of everything that unfurls between them and Tooru would never reject the chance of carrying it with him every time they part.
tooru realizes he's in love one thursday evening just like any other
it's silly, really
they're coming back from practice, talking about everything and nothing, when hajime suddenly stops talking midword
whipped oikawa trying to ask barista iwaizumi out on a date but he’s so nervous he just walks up to the front desk and says “can I buy you a coffee” and iwaizumi’s like “uh, sure? this is a coffee shop y’know?”
oikawa and iwaizumi are 10 when the iwaizumi's cat has a litter of five kitties. they get to choose their names, and they name them after their favorite things: 'godzilla', 'milkbread', 'volleyball' ("not fair! i was gonna use that for the next one, iwa-chan!" "too late!") and,
iwaizumi waking up from a 40 minute nap on the beach and seeing oikawa right where he last saw him: chest-deep in water, unmoving, looking straight at him 🧍🏻
(a wave took his trunks away and he's been standing there for half an hour waiting for iwaizumi to wake up and help him)
"a pornstach? you're growing a 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩?"
iwaizumi doesn't know what's worse— oikawa's growing delight or the fact he knows what a pornstach is while iwaizumi himself had to look it up after losing the bet (which, in retrospective, is probably something he should have
People constantly getting surprised when they really look at Oikawa and discover that "wow. You are actually ripped" bc he's always with Iwaizumi and Iwaizumi's so buff that everybody looks kinda skinny in comparison
never forget that post timeskip oikawa was so fucking sure of his volleyball and his playing style and of being able to take down any opponent he'd cross paths with that he said 'the monster generation? they're all just stepping stones to me'
Matsukawa, out of the blue: so I have this friend who is completely, hopelessly in love with his best friend and--
*Iwaizumi & Oikawa, hastily covering Matsukawa's mouth*
Iwaizumi & Oikawa:
Iwaizumi & Oikawa:
Iwaizumi & Oikawa: wait--
Matsukawa, standing up: you're welcome
Hanamaki Takahiro, 35yo:
"Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I DID IT. I FUCKING DID IT. I WON. I 𝘞𝘖𝘕. I FUCKING 𝘞𝘖𝘕!!!"
Oikawa to Iwaizumi, watching as Hanamaki screams ecstatically at the sky:
"You let him win, didn't you?"
"Yep."
Oikawa never sticks his tongue out to Iwaizumi bc the one time he did Iwaizumi's super quick fingers fucking /pinched/ it and didn't let go for 30 endless seconds
iwaizumi finding out at 17 that he likes boys after realizing he spends way too much time looking at oikawa and then taking five more years to realize that he actually *likes* oikawa
oikawa, hanamaki & matsukawa teasing iwaizumi every time they see him closing his eyes and relaxing
oikawa: how are those muscles doing
makki: yeah what do they say
mattsun: any news from your sartorius
iwa:
TW// slight drunkenness
Tooru is 21 when he wins his first Campeonato Sudamericano. He's 21 when he drinks alcohol for the first time (𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦, in the opinion of his teammates. 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘑𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦, he says back).
hc that iwadad & oikawa believe baby-hajime was the cutest, smartest and most charming baby to ever exist
meanwhile iwamom: *moves her hand in a so-so gesture*
When he leaves for Argentina, Tooru takes Hajime's earphones with him. In their place he leaves his own; Hajime finds out two days later, when at 6am he's about to go for a run and instead of his plain earphones he finds Tooru's electric blue ones neatly folded inside his drawer.
#OikawaThirstWeek
| Day 1: thighs | NSFW
#iwaoi
Tooru's a really accommodating lover. Hajime knows this. He knows. That's why it shouldn't come as a surprise when he watches him lie down on Hajime's bed, comfortably leaning against the pillows,
oikawa wakes up late after a red-eye flight and when he walks into the living room and sees iwaizumi studying with his earbuds on and his pencil tapping in the air he just moves on autopilot and leaves a lingering kiss on the back of iwaizumi's neck
they aren't dating
Iwaizumi introducing him when he first comes visiting: this is Tooru
"Aah, your boyfriend?"
"Tooru's his best friend-"
"Noo, his best friend's name's Oikawa!"
"Shittykawa is his boyfriend!"
"You have no idea, Shittykawa's his childhood best friend-"
Meanwhile, Oikawa: 🧍🏻
that awkward moment in which you are a professional athlete and your best friend (an athletic trainer) is massaging your gluteus after you pulled a muscle during a friendly match and now you are lying face down on a stretcher trying to hide your very unprofessional hard-on
Iwaizumi and the normalized, daily reality of his best friend being objectively handsome VS that crucial, lifechanging moment in which he realizes that Oikawa is *actually* handome
oblivious iwaizumi + quietly unhinged oikawa is so *chef's kiss*
iwaizumi groaning after practice: fuck i'm so tired
oikawa under his breath: ofc you are tired you are so gorgeous & fast & strong & you did so well i'd literally lie down on the ground so you can use me as a bed-
Hanamaki asking Oikawa to sign photos and volleyballs and random things that he later sells online.
Hanamaki Takahiro. A man unemployed but a man with a PLAN.
there's a new beauty mark on oikawa's nape iwaizumi's never seen before. which. is normal since, like he said, it's new. iwaizumi can't stop looking at it, fingertips burning and wanting to reach out and touch. he refrains.
Seijoh training camp in which Iwaizumi's brushing his teeth and says something to Oikawa pronouncing ZERO intelligible words but Oikawa answers him anyway without missing a beat bc he understood perfectly
idk how to word it but one of the differences between oikawa and iwaizumi is that most of the time, when oikawa does something Big and Stupid he *knows* he's doing something Big and Stupid
Oikawa, taking notes with a focused expression, bangs gently falling over his eyes
Hajime, inwardly: YOU HAD TO SHARE A BATHROOM WITH HIM DURING THAT FAMILY TRIP WHEN YOU WERE 14 AND HE GOT DIARRHEA, STOP BLUSHING OVER HIM LIKE THIS
#iwathirstweek
| day 5: glasses+college AU
TW // NSFW 🔞
iwaoi
“You should take a break.”
Oikawa all but jumps on the library’s uncomfortable chair, heart galloping in his chest as if running from something (or right into a heart attack). And he has good reasons to be startled.
hajime going to oikawa's house to lie down on his futon every time he feels frustrated or overcome, like when he fails a test he's been studying for or when there's a hard knot inside of him and he feels tired and angry and doesn't know how to get rid of it.
atsumu, looking for a moral boost the day before facing argentina: do ya think i could win oikawa at arm wrestling?
iwaizumi, without a one-second pause to even consider it: no.
iwaizumi is rummaging around his apartment, toothbrush in his mouth, looking for his phone. they are meeting with his uni friends for a friendly vb match and they are running late.
"shit," he swears looking under his bed. "call me!" he shouts to the living room.
fakedating iwahana + tooru going crazy bc he knows its fake but makki's SO bad at it tooru thinks he's gonna have a stroke
"how can you not know iwa-chan's fav ramen is shio ramen and what do you mean youre going to the /zoo/, please at least tell me you didnt get him daisies-"
unsexy hajime with a big hangover, greasy hair half plastered to his head half sticking out, bags under his eyes & a toothbrush in his mouth shaving his armpits over the sink of their bathroom + tooru watching him with unironic heart eyes
"iwa-chan you are so fucking hot"
tooru watching his library crush with heart eyes when suddenly said crush looks up right at him and 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴.
tooru's stomach does a wild flip. without a second thought, he winks right back.
(he doesn't know hajime wasn't flirting with him. he just had something in his eye)
"fuck. it hurts," tooru says, closing his eyes. a grimace crosses his face, and hajime's heart clenches.
"i know," he mumbles. he tries putting less strength behind his hands as he massages tooru's thigh, but this is how things are. sometimes it hurts, and sometimes
Even two years into their relationship, Oikawa keeps track of every date Iwaizumi and him have had.
Oikawa, slowly kissing Iwaizumi, sweeter than usual: "Happy 100 dates."
"You are such a sappy dork," Iwaizumi snorts against his lips.
"You love it," Oikawa says, voice dipping.
No but imagine Hajime & Tooru saying 'home' when talking about the other's place even though they only spend a few weeks a year there.
Hajime, when Hoshiumi shows them his new rice maker: that one's pretty good, I've one home too
But he's talking about Tooru's flat in San Juan
i love the idea of seijoh4 being chaotic little shits whenever they are alone and oikawa actually being the most serious/responsible one out of the four of them
Hajime has a pair of lucky boxers. He always wears them for important games ane crucial exams. They are black and elastic and have a green roaring godzilla printed on the left ass cheek
college student iwaizumi after finding out that the reason why star athlete & campus heartthrob oikawa tooru had been acting so weird during the last few weeks is that he was trying to woo him:
"you call THAT courting? what the actual hell shittykawa-"
Hajime never told anyone but he kept the first article that ever talked about Oikawa.
The mention was brief and the article short, written in perfect Spanish and published in San Juan’s local paper.
iwaizumi eating his ice cream (cone and all) in two big bites and then staring at oikawa's with such intensity oikawa always ends up hurriedly eating it too
okay but imaine iwaoi napping on the outside porch after watering oikawa's mom garden and when iwaizumi wakes up oikawa's GONE but there's a pink, long worm where oikawa's body was twenty minutes ago
16yo iwaoi bickering bc oikawa has wiped the sweat on his forehead with the back of his hand and then used iwaizumi's jacket to clean that same hand.
"that's fucking gross- 𝘺𝘰𝘶 are fucking gross-"
"i am 𝘯𝘰𝘵- stop 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨-"