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Part-time playwright, full-time prick.
Joined May 2019
nothing you confess... could make me love you less. #NBL25
I don't wanna hear another word about Sydney as championship contenders. they're playing a team missing three of its best five players (four of its best six if you count McVeigh), and they still need an 8-on-5 advantage to get it done. absolute pretenders. #NBL25
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don't let Xavier Cooks' suspension distract you from the fact that Sydney were only the fifth-best team in the league this year. #NBL25
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@JXS_21 honestly, I think Perth is a fair weather fanbase. on the rare occasions they've had a poor season, you can see swathes of empty seats at RAC Arena. no great surprise that not enough of the Red Army were willing to go out of their way on Tuesday.
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Cam Oliver's prided himself on his energy this season? the same Cam Oliver who's sat entire quarters and halves because of his body language? #NBL25
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does Jaylen Adams have a rare back injury that causes him to throw shit passes and fail to pronounce the 't' in 'planetarium'? #NBL25
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I think the single clearest indicator that #AEWGrandSlam was never advertised as a PPV is the lack of ‘WHO’S GONNA BUY A PPV THAT STARTS AT 2.30AM IN AMERICA??? HAHAHAHA TONY KHAN IS SO STUPID!!!’ twitter discourse.
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in honour of the 'let's rename the MVP trophy after Bryce Cotton!' chatter that has dominated Red Army discourse this week, I hereby decree that the Law of Diminishing Returns should be renamed for Jesse Wagstaff. #NBL25
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I know we're supposed to be clowning on the Red Army turnout, but gee whiz the usual Sydney Kings twitter suspects have been quiet today. #NBL25
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@Clancy__exe @hangerblade Watch the guy he stole his entire move set from if you wanna see it done properly.
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poor NBL HQ. fudged the Jaylen Adams punishment for nothing. #NBL25
Sydney Kings forward Xavier Cooks has received a provisional suspension (effective immediately) for an “Adverse Analytical Finding and a potential violation of the Australian National Anti-Doping Policy”, Basketball Australia says.
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@karlbeston for all the talk about how good Bryce is, this will likely be the fifth season in a row where Perth doesn't win the title. that fact doesn't diminish Bryce's three titles, but it does beg the question: other than nostalgia, what exactly is Perth holding onto at this point? #NBL25
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@AewDefender but... but... how could you describe a women's world title match with a white hot hometown babyface and a full twelve month build as 'PPV quality'?
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