@WomenOfWessex No, it's a bloke pretending to be a woman.

@Neccccy Unquantifiable

@Neccccy Certifiable

@Neccccy Is 'Fuckwit' one word or two?

@Kesthecollie Morning Cutiepie

@Fox_Claire I'm pretty sure they, or the CIA, do already. I think this is a smokescreen

@GeorgeCochrane1 I'll have the 2CV for a laugh

@darrengrimes_ Depends, if you want 5 more years of Starmer the harmer.

@Phil_Sledge Daddy's little helper

@KEdge23 More billions of taxpayers money about to be given away. Fantastic

@CharlotteCGill Fixing the foundations

@Only9built Toyota

@TaraBull808 Dying

@LizaRosen0000 Buy some dog food?

@UNReliefChief Sow the seed, reap the whirlwind

@Heidi_Labour Wow, that was quick work, well done! Oh, hang on, wasn't this the work of the previous government? Are you disingenuous again, surely not!!!

@WilliamClouston @BBCr4today Because he's deranged

@TheNorfolkLion 60s were much better.

@fesshole Wanker

@Keir_Starmer @Ed_Miliband More meaningless cobblers. Do you pay the muppets who make up these slogans, or are they on work experience?