Pat Rick
@piratepat526
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Blue collar gamer, random tweet tweeter, armchair football coach. This shits gonna have nuts in it
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Every other quote tweet “omg I’m pregnant from watching this”
Dalton: “you’re wearing the wrong clothes you fuck” 😂
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Funny how Facebook goes down the day after 60 minutes features a Facebook whistle blower
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@WarzoneTFN
7. Would like a buff to all the snipers to make them all capable of 1 shot headshot besides the KATT.
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My nerd ass knew exactly what this was from in less than a second.
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If all she listens to is Morgan Wallen and Luke Combs, she’s not a real country fan
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Oklahoma softball is more dominant than Alabama football. I said what I said.
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Driving down rock quarry road when the leaves change is beautiful
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I don’t know how the corona virus didn’t start in Jeff City, honestly.
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Dating someone on night shift means you basically adopt their sleep schedule too.
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Me: “so I’ve been talking to this girl.”
@kittyykatmeow
: “does she have a kid?”
Me: “no.”
*realizes what I just said* “HOLY SHIT IM SEEING SOMEONE WITHOUT A KID.”
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Tried curving a chick by saying my head is filled with dark thoughts and suicidal actions fueled by whiskey and she just goes “same”
🙄
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Arkansas is proving just how overrated Jimbo Fisher and A&M really are
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So if I get this bartending gig does that mean I’m socially obligated to post snaps saying “come see ya boy!”?
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@Saltine99
@MizzouFootball
Tell me you’re over reacting without telling me you’re over reacting
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Mom: “where’ve you been all weekend?”
Me: “in bed”
Dad: “with who?”
Just got roasted by my 70 year old dad.
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I swear, this kid needs to be a recruiter when get graduates.
@MizzouFootball
keep a job open!
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Gonna dance till they close the bar, get drunk lose my car, find a girl to give me a ride home
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Getting home and taking your boots off is the equivalent of a girl getting home and taking her bra off.
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I don’t know why I have a video of a random guy stealing a chip off someone’s El Rancho plate, but I thought I’d share
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@BarstoolMizzou
“I came to beat the shit out of Ohio state and drink Diet Coke….and I’m all out of Diet Coke”
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My new nephew is named Hank. He’s either going to be a country singer, or sell propane and propane accessories. I’ll be proud of him either way.
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A small sliver of normalcy in all this COVID business:
Mugs Up is open 😋
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What do you call a girl with an STD that calls herself a snack?
Food poisoning.
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Girl on Snapchat in Nashville “I really hope I meet a cowboy tonight”
Me in my head: “you’re in the wrong town honey”
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I deleted everything but twitter for a couple days. It’s weird, but kinda refreshing not gonna lie
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Someone doesn’t like when people who are working their asses off to have a little bit of fun, huh?
We were told we had to willingly plunge ourselves into a Great Depression because hospitals are being overwhelmed. Meanwhile, Tik Tok is full of videos of hospital staff performing choreographed dance routines. What a joke. This whole thing. Infuriating.
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I need more Mob documentaries on Netflix. Fear city is awesome.
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You break up with me cuz people give you shit about our age difference. Then you date someone whos even older? 🤔
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News flash hoes, none of you are “100% that bitch”
And the song is absolutely terrible.
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@MichaelWBratton
Yeah Tennessee jumping 4 spots cause the beat *checks notes* UConn is a bit of a stretch
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Update: community college is a joke.
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ITS NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY
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Hey babe sorry, I was running thru the 6 with my woes. What’s up?
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This just in: germs spread all the time.
By the time she got off the flight in Hanoi 10 hours later, 15 other people who had been on the plane with her were infected, researchers reported Friday.
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Any town that has college classes taught in it should have a Starbucks. Looking at you, Boonville
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I went to a Dierks Bentley concert this morning and didn’t even have to leave my bed
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Left this girl on opened for not even 20 minutes and she hits me with a “so we’re not snapping back anymore lol...?”
Say shit like that we won’t be
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When your ex wife says she’s gonna be at the bar tonight with her boyfriend and tells you not to start shit....
Ope.
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You know who else hasn’t? Barry Odom.
The Cowboys fall to the Bills on Thanksgiving.
They still have yet to beat a team with a winning record.
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If you pay $100 to go watch Garth Brooks at a drive in, you’re on crack.
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@GierhanT
@avbanig
@barstoolsports
@stoolathletics
Lol Nebraska football packs their stadium every season. You could’ve at least attacked the product on the field and I would’ve agreed 😂
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You mean to tell me, all these years I could’ve been buying champion clothing for $10 at Walmart and in 2018 started selling it for $40? Damn. I fucked up.
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Heh, TITS.
Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science
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I do some stupid shit. But I’ll never make an instagram story talking about my new post.
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How are you gonna get mad at me for leaving you on read when all you said was “hahahah”
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I just saw they’re going to stop selling mint juul pods. And idk what I’m gonna do.
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What’s your least favorite Christmas song and why is it 12 days of Christmas?
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Can we start a petition to ban Android users from making Snapchat videos?
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My names Patrick, and I eat too many pizza rolls in one sitting
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I thought I saw my dream girl on tinder.
Then her bio said 5’11.
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Teachers are my favorite snapchatters. One snap is of their kids at recess, the next they’re on their 12th Vegas bomb with all their friends who happen to be teachers too.
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I always wanted a house in the country so I could pee off my deck. Now I have a house in the suburbs and pee off my deck.
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At least 3 waitresses told the corporate people that let me go the other day that they made a mistake letting me go. They called yesterday and gave me my job back 😊
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Why did I unblock my ex girlfriend? Crazy just called me via Facebook lmao
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I am now
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@stlcardsfanchip
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I wouldn’t even say he was going to run but I don’t see him ever establishing himself as a kicker until Norris is already diving towards him
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I love winter and fall, but I really hate it being dark I’m the mornings. Way too hard to get up.
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