Me: “so I’ve been talking to this girl.”
@kittyykatmeow
: “does she have a kid?”
Me: “no.”
*realizes what I just said* “HOLY SHIT IM SEEING SOMEONE WITHOUT A KID.”
We were told we had to willingly plunge ourselves into a Great Depression because hospitals are being overwhelmed. Meanwhile, Tik Tok is full of videos of hospital staff performing choreographed dance routines. What a joke. This whole thing. Infuriating.
By the time she got off the flight in Hanoi 10 hours later, 15 other people who had been on the plane with her were infected, researchers reported Friday.
You mean to tell me, all these years I could’ve been buying champion clothing for $10 at Walmart and in 2018 started selling it for $40? Damn. I fucked up.
Teachers are my favorite snapchatters. One snap is of their kids at recess, the next they’re on their 12th Vegas bomb with all their friends who happen to be teachers too.
At least 3 waitresses told the corporate people that let me go the other day that they made a mistake letting me go. They called yesterday and gave me my job back 😊
@stlcardsfanchip
@nocontextcfb
I wouldn’t even say he was going to run but I don’t see him ever establishing himself as a kicker until Norris is already diving towards him