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@pipesmalone
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5 years
spent yesterday painting a mural on a wall in my loft 🎨🌿
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@pipesmalone
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just wanna share something cool i read in my book today that i didn't know!!!
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
all these mans wanna act tough until ur in bed & they wanna be little spoon
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
bought gucci shoes for my boyfriend for xmas but we broke up so now i get to go exchange them for a pair for myself 🙆🏼‍♀️ u win some, u lose some
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@pipesmalone
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if u think constant partying & the emptiness of hook up culture is better than staying in, ordering postmates, & watching movies with someone u really like, then that’s ur opinion, but ur opinion is sucks. don’t @ me
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@pipesmalone
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self care is a chain reaction. when i exercise, eat healthy, drink lots of water, go to bed at a reasonable time & wake up early, my mental health flourishes. that self love makes me wanna b more kind to other ppl, stay organized, work hard, take chances, make a difference 💭
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@pipesmalone
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my bed isn’t even comfortable unless my whole ass room is clean does that make sense
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
am i high maintenance or is he low effort
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
girls who give sincere compliments all the time are girls who have learned to love themselves 🙆🏼
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
waking up to the alarm and scooting closer to each other for another 30 mins of cuddles before the day starts is a lil slice of happiness
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@pipesmalone
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im really an all in or nothing type person. its either like strictly vegan, gym every day, 10 glasses of water, skin care routine on lock, life completely together OR 10 mimosas at brunch, not responding to any messages, buying random shit on amazon & a flight out of the country
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
my ex boyfriends put more effort into stalking my life than they ever put in effort to be a good boyfriend lol
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@pipesmalone
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9 years
Whoever did this I love you lol
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
road trips. national parks. breakfast diners. foggy hikes. kissing in a tent. deep talks. skinny dipping. hammocks. warm starry nights.
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@pipesmalone
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u ever grab a handful of ur own titties & ur like damn that’s really me
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
You know what's great? The FBI just announced that animal abuse is now classified as a Group A Felony equal to arson and murder!!! HAHA
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@pipesmalone
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life gets easier when u realize u can't fix ppl. they're gonna do as they please until they wanna change for themselves. don't wait around
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
met a couple at coachella that were rubbing cocaine on their blisters LOL WHAT IN THE CRACKHEADERY
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@pipesmalone
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6 years
all of my best friends are non judgmental people and that’s why it works. we all ratchet as fuck and still have serious lives and jobs. crackhead professional is the wave
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@pipesmalone
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there’s a second grade class taking swim lessons at my gym & in the locker room one of the little girls said she doesn’t know if her swimsuit fits & asked her friend if she looks ok. the friend goes “are u kidding me? u look beautiful!!!” I CRY
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
i promise minding ur own business is good for ur mental health
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
i wish they were dating instead
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
I bet I could learn more in a year of travel than I could in 4 years of college
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
So flippin cute ☺️ http://t.co/4oYLleLadq
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@pipesmalone
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seeing ppl show off their significant other is cute as hell this da human i attracted into my life & they like me back & i am happy. CUTE
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@pipesmalone
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11 years
Yesterday was perfect 💞 http://t.co/CHV6ECubaI
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
Wakey wakey time to... http://t.co/QiMUQCeGsP
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
if you can love the wrong one so much just imagine how much you can love the right one
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
10 times outta 10 i would rather pay for my own drink than have to entertain a man im not at all interested in just to save $ on a cocktail
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@pipesmalone
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@pipesmalone
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9 years
If you're not dating the funniest person you've ever met, then you're probably doing it wrong. Humor over just about everything.
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@pipesmalone
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this sounds written by someone who has never done acid
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LSD causes users to lose weight. Obviously. You can't eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
Men that wanna do bad things to you and good things for you 🙊
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
let me b the first thing u touch in the morning & last thing u taste at night
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@pipesmalone
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
I couldn't choose which side of the sky I liked better 🙈 http://t.co/BrbqPdkr4w
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
don't feel bad for outgrowing ppl 🌱
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
when ur smoking a bowl naked in bed living ur best life
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@pipesmalone
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9 years
I wonder what the sunset is like on other planets
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
when u post a fire pic & he hits u with the "how u been"
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@pipesmalone
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sunrise can easily be the best or worst part of the day. the best when u have no responsibilities so u can just sip ur coffee & watch the sky change colors. the worst when u have stayed up all night until crackhead hours & now u gotta go to work
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@pipesmalone
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Still one of my favorite photos. Seattle billboard in the 70's. http://t.co/ikjv2URnvl
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
🗣🗣🗣
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
lmfao i'm crying. who the fuck am i to pose like a slut when there's starving children in cambodia
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@pipesmalone
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i will come with u & pretend to be ur girlfriend at ur family's thanksgiving for a small price of endle$$ ma$hed potatoe$
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@pipesmalone
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i live for the looks i get in my hoe ass outfits by middle aged women walking with their husbands
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
just watched a guy pull out his phone & shazam hollaback girl by gwen stefani in the club
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
Weird how in this era if you don't text someone constantly they can take it as not giving a shit about them lol
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
when i tell my friends i'm taking a break from drinking and they're like lol no you're fucking not
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@pipesmalone
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Happy 3 years, my love. http://t.co/ZaxyTLV3RK
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@pipesmalone
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i wake up, wash my face, light a candle, turn on some music, drink my tea, write down my thoughts & smile. you see loneliness, i see freedom
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@pipesmalone
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what's truly amazing is that you can wake up & decide to change your whole life if you're unhappy
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@pipesmalone
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oh yeah Saturday night yeah http://t.co/wsYSytdFci
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@pipesmalone
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9 years
Probably the most beautiful place I've had the pleasure of hiking up to..I'm in love. http://t.co/fQFcTTWZn5
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@pipesmalone
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8 years
never let someone's spiteful actions affect your mood negatively. it's what they're striving for. misery loves company.
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@pipesmalone
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5 years
this guy just walked past me & my boyfriend and said “excuse me sir, what does it take to get a beautiful girlfriend?” this mf had the audacity to say “you can have her” 🤣
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@pipesmalone
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@pipesmalone
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drank a bottle of wine & took 3 patron shots with my bf’s parents. fell down the stairs. convinced an old man with a jet to fly me to cabo. ate a box of mac n cheese & 2 flatbreads. i’m vegan. i move to LA tomorrow and nothing is packed. just fucking wake me up when summer ends
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@pipesmalone
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catcallers give no fucks. i’m walking downtown la with sweatpants on & 2 boxes of tampons in my hands and hear “damn u got a sexy body what u doing later!!!” SIR, to be frank i am going home to shove a piece of cotton with a string inside of me bc i am BLEEDING & not in the mood
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@pipesmalone
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so many people who are together are not in love. so many people who are in love are not together.
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@pipesmalone
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HAHAHA we’re at a vegan restaurant and just walked in on the busser doing lines in the bathroom lmfao she’s like oh fuck i thought i locked it
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@pipesmalone
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lol MTV just called me & the video of me doing a kegstand is gonna be on ridiculousness 😂
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@pipesmalone
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not to be dramatic but i would rather die than stick my hand down the sink’s garbage disposal to see what’s stuck
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@pipesmalone
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if i could go back in time and tell myself only one thing it would be - your mom is right about everything. always.
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@pipesmalone
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wow it's the 4th of july sounds like a good day to lay in bed and binge watch movies with my blinds closed
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@pipesmalone
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💁🏼
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@pipesmalone
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2 years with Chadwick today 💞 he brought me my favorite roses & now we're off to see Lana Del Rey! http://t.co/3mHotLzZOk
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@pipesmalone
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Coachella house on fleek http://t.co/zlSrM0y3Np
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@pipesmalone
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open communication leads to trust which is the foundation to all successful relationships. blunt truth is always better than omission
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@pipesmalone
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10 years
"Don't bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future." I like that.
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My lil princess has the cutest mood swings http://t.co/KQzzxiE3Wx
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@pipesmalone
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worst thing u can do when u find someone special is to get comfortable w/ them always being there & start treating them like theyre average
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@pipesmalone
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Came home to my sphynx tucked under the sheets like a human looking at me like I just caught him in the act lol
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@pipesmalone
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Soaking it up ☀️ http://t.co/G1FAROaVcW
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@pipesmalone
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guys rly dont give a shit. u can be all over ur man in front of his friends & his homie will dm u at 2am asking if u guys are still together
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@pipesmalone
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damn. the heartbreak when u drive next to someone fine as fuck on the freeway that u know u will never see again 😪
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@pipesmalone
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moral of the story: be nice to ppl!!! go out & get what u want!!! stop wasting time being angry over little things!!! life's too dang short
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@pipesmalone
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@pipesmalone
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Cruising through Oregon 🚗 http://t.co/3eouasCMnW
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@pipesmalone
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7 years
boring
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@pipesmalone
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i'm in a much better place than i was this time last year & i just have to keep reminding myself that!!!
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@pipesmalone
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currently watching this unfold 🤩 might be the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen
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@pipesmalone
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Winter wonderland 😋❄️ http://t.co/sWId3BkR3r
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@pipesmalone
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there is a point where u really have to stop feeling bad for urself. turn ur frustration into motivation and get on with life
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@pipesmalone
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The path less traveled has a better view. http://t.co/xTjIfsTYCz
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@pipesmalone
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In the midst of the crowd singing along to @ducidni Pursuit of Happiness. Indescribable feeling. http://t.co/bRq5ghNaH7
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@pipesmalone
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me smoking weed at night is just a cycle of me craving something savory, then going back to the kitchen for something sweet, then needing something savory again to balance it out & then finishing with a strawberry & going to bed
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nobody is ever "too busy" if you're a priority. remember dat
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@pipesmalone
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are u binge watching netflix series with other bitches yes or no
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@pipesmalone
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6 years
bangkok 😍🌆
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@pipesmalone
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i'm prob too nice to ppl that have fucked me over but that's because i'll never turn into the person that hurt me. i'd rather be a light 🌟
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@pipesmalone
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when ur listening to ur man get excited talking about his goals & aspirations and it's cute af
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@pipesmalone
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valentine's day 2017
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@pipesmalone
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one thing i've learned over the years: there's nothing that french bread & a big plate of fettuccine alfredo can't fix
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