Captain Ketamine
@pinchedloaf
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Wish I was 12 inches tall so a 6 foot Amazonian queen could carry me around in her breasts like a tamagotchi
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First dates are meant to see if you click. 2nd dates are where you can do something fun. Why drop serious Money on someone you may not mesh with or ghost you
If u ask me to drinks for a first date just gonna assume ur boring & unserious
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The replies to this are utterly insane, this truly is the Nazi app
fuck nazis. hitler was a degenerate drug addict with 0 drip.
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@BaronVonGhoul @CTachio83984 @aidenthesnork @juujybaby How has avatar influenced anything? It’s sci-if slop with pretty colors
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RT @ReddCinema: why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings…
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I haven’t been able to stop screaming PORQUE! PORQUEEEEE
this is CINEMA…Montoya..the tension… you don’t need to speak spanish to understand, this is insane
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@PopBase People screamed and fainted when Michael Jackson stood STILL on stage. Taylor Swift can sell records sure, but she is not a performer.
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RT @lostcontrolofme: was gooning n i literally got to the end of the video n they started cuddling n shit n doing aftercare i looked at my…
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@TechBaseGaming @tomxairey Finn wolfhard and Gaten are pretty good. It’s just the two “stars” Millie and Noah are not very good. The teen actors tho are phenomenal.
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@JeremyFoot1977 @sspiriorum Art is inherently political as it often criticizes or satirizes our real world society. And society is dictated by politics.
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@highprogressive I think the greatest dark woke insurance we need to take inspiration from was the guillotine
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@bdc_na @SandwchBoi @starkrogersc @Ptitim_Pig @Sorazure15 @comicyehu Have you ever heard the phrase “your voice doesn’t match your appearance” like a visual gag where someone looks tough but their voice is soft? That’s how you know appearance does not include voice.
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