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Friars - Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a hot broad for an hour and it seems like a minute. - Albert Einstein
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Haven’t vaped in 3 years (zyn), mom found a vape in my laundry. I genuinely have no idea how it got there (blacked out Saturday). Disaster start to Thanksgiving (I’m 24 year old)
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For every like this tweet gets I will take one sip of my mud slide
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Went to high school with Trent, Me and my boys used to wedgie him every Friday in gym class. Guy never played a sport in his life. He will always be a total 0
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The one that got away.
Me and Emily pictured here had the best time at a country music festival.
She peer pressured me into smoking a cigarette.
We planned to meet up the day after the concert.
I got shitfaced at night and texted her “me, you, fuck show”
She blocked me.
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If Ohio state loses my friends and I will be urinating in our pants intentionally
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Ear infection in both ears, 4 day bender in Nashville, after a 4 week bender in providence, spirit airlines flight at 2, a lesser man would be dead
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I haven’t left my room in 4 days (other than pee and mud pie) and I have lost my phone at least 20 times
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Like if I you zoomed on Greg to check if he was ripping a vape. Also like if you zoomed on Mia.
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Can’t decide which one is my best picture from abroad and really want to win this contest
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Keep studying bitch!
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My Friday morning:
-15 chicken nuggets (3 sauces)
-3 episodes of Seinfeld
-2 coffees
-1 pedicure (paid for by sister)
Gonna make this weekend my bitch
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Yo
@Sabra
either ease up on the hummus or add more pretzels
This has been bothering me for years and I finally have a balls to say it.
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We’ve got a “Matt’s a virgin” chant on the Amtrak to NYC.
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Thinking about her
Students at Providence College, react to their school in the NCAA 1987 Final Four.
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I’ve been stationed on the couch for the past few days (injury) so I would like to come out with my social media power rankings at this point in my life:
1. Twitter
2. Instagram
3. Facebook (videos mostly)
4. TikTok
5. Snapchat
6. Venmo
7. LinkedIn
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*little cousin tells a story about how her boyfriend (David) cheated on her*
Me after a dozen IPAs: “Does David want a knuckle sandwich from Uncle Ned”
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I will be running 2 miles after work and will be pretending it is the Boston marathon if anyone is interested in sitting on the side of the road to cheer for me
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The Sunday morning bank account check always puts a pit in your stomach
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Please donate food and money to get this poor child something to eat. He is 16 and only 95 pounds. All donations help
http://t.co/L8YF4hCwjs
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Barber down 50k on the day from the stock market, needless to say I will be wearing a hat for the next couple of weeks
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Times are tough the boys are all splitting a 4 for 4 for dinner
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“I’m really good at picking the winner of the 8-9 games and those are like the hardest to pick”
#GeauxTigers
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If anyone was just listening to 102.5 I was just on it and just won Luke Bryan tickets
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Senior year of college the boys got Uber eats 19 times from 19 different places, today is the day we are going for
#20
, tip off begins in about 1 hour. Recommendations are more than welcome in the reply’s
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My smoking hot girlfriend is busy tonight. Guess I’ll have to drink tall boys at the AMP 😔
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Me: Finally got a job for the summer!!
Mom: no vaping juul or smoking doobies that’s the quickest way to spread Covid
Me:
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Oh my fucking goodness!! I’m a legend (I am in NH and this is legal)
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🚨 Attention all Boston Residents 🚨
I have started an at home Gym in my basement. There is only a bench press, 20 pound dumbbells and an elliptical.
Men pay $100 per use
Women free of charge but you have to have a glass of wine with gator after the workout.
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Friars win and hot Uber driver home. Going to buy a life is good shirt tomorrow.
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You may not like it but this is what the shirt of a champion looks like after a long day of work. Men want to be me, women want to be with me
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Whichever one of you ladies (humble brag 🤫) has my providence college basketball sweatshirt I’m gonna need it back for the game tonight
***most likely drunkenly lost it on the streets of providence
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Edward Donovan questionable for beer die today (hamstring cramps)
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Chris Meissner comes in last in March madness bracket and finally pays punishment
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Bartender (girl my buddy kissed but couldn’t bang) charged us 2 beers when we had 9! Happy Tuesday and happy Juneteenth to all who celebrate!
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If your fantasy team name is “team with your last name” you are a boring loser
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People probably think I’m a little feminine due to the fact I got a pedicure this morning
Buttttt I’m about to eat 50 crawfish and drink 15 blue cans so it’s fair to say I’m the manliest of men
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A source has just told me that Addison Rae smells like salt and vinegar Pringles 🤔
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To the owner of the dog who left a mud pie on our front lawn, I hope you have a terrible week
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@BarstoolBigCat
Do you think 7 guys can break our Uber eats record today of 19 different orders from 19 different places?
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Ya I'll have one order of chicken fingers and one order of pork fried rice please
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Snapped a club over my knee today on the course. Sorry to all I have disappointed hopefully it will be a one time thing
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Edward Donovan (active)
Shane Sullivan (disabled, excessive salsa)
Patrick Fazio (questionable, tortillas in bed)
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Gave my Uber driver $100 tip last night because he was from iraq and we are planning to start a shawarma shop
#somethings
#humble
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That time of the year where you debate whether you are hungover or you have the flu
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I can’t believe one of my closest friends just posted his Spotify wrapped on his gram story.
Don’t trust anyone
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You know you’re growing up when the fantasy football buy in goes up
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You horny little bugger Matt!! Have some beers now. This is what life is all about: ass, basketball and beers.
Safe to say Providence F Josh Oduro is having himself an offseason.
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Chris Meisnner has failed his first test ever today......his permit test 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Big East is Best league in college hoop
Friars are the best team in the Big East
Friars are the best team in college hoop
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Just ate 20 gummy vitamins to make a tik tok
Have been nauseous for the last hour
WORTH IT
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You know your sisters a nerd when on her Christmas list she asks for pencils 😂😂😂
@moll_donovan
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This is how I “walked” out of Oktoberfest 2 years ago before being thrown in a bike and carriage
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