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Pigeon Squirrel

@pigeonsquirrel

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indigenous, ingenious, probably a bit indignant

New York City
Joined August 2010
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12 years
It would be an amusing way to pass an hour or so, watching Brad Pitt getting his coiffure so-expertly highlighted.
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RT @OliverStrand: Does this Michael Graves kettle look like Hitler? (Via @sprudge) http://t.co/9f2b9Z3NRt http://t.co/ozn7giP9P7
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12 years
@RealTracyMorgan we eat pizza
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12 years
@AshGilbertson don't hate the player, hate the game. Turn off game to show hate, maybe change game.
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12 years
Let's contemplate the content and location of Emeril's secret tattoos. "Bam!" is the obvious first guess, but where? #TopChef
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12 years
@Bourdain who tweets more on date night? You, the missus, or the restaurant?
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12 years
What's with all the so-called lapsed-Catholics wearing digital ashes? If you're giving up something for Lent, you're a believer. Pope outs.
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12 years
Not sure what's bigger, Lilly's hair or Persiapolooza. Shot of diamond water for @asasoltan. Break a leg and shake that ass. #shahs
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12 years
@kathygriffin your haircut looks sharp fiery and sexy.
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12 years
RT @SullivanBakery: Snowed in? Take advice of @nytdining & bake a loaf of Jim's No-Knead Bread! http://t.co/oZseKB15
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12 years
Trying to find someone to root for on #TheTaste who isn't being paid to be there. These contestants make pro cooks seem friendly & mature.
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So sad that woman who carries all the food around on this show never gets to eat. #TheTaste http://t.co/KL80tyN1
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@AshGilbertson top chef challenge on board a cruise. The restaurant serves "whimsical" cuisine in 1960s light fixtures.
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12 years
Cruise guy likes his own whimsical serving candelabra. Give me a glass cone break. This resto is so absurd I feel for the chefs. #topchef
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12 years
The Dark Side and Meth-- both very bad and very bad for your teeth. Ask the Emporer. #ewoknewyear
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12 years
Star Wars vi on spike right now. Ewoks love to party. Ask wicket. #ewoknewyear
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12 years
@AshGilbertson @aprilbloomfield did you get to eat or did they turn you out?
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@RealTracyMorgan and robots too.
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RT @RealTracyMorgan: Happy New Years to the people of the world today!
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12 years
Buckwheat groats --they sound like something you might catch from sitting on a truck stop toilet, but actually a delightfully crunchy grain.
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