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Funny lang kasi nung Grade School, sobrang big deal pag jumebs ka sa school. Pero ngayon, as adults, ia-announce mo pa sa mundo na natatae ka na and your colleagues will help you find a shit spot HAHAHAHAHA
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Kids have their Hydroflasks now but we had these water jugs during our time hahahahaha
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“Doc kung mag positive kasi ako sa rapid test baka kunin ako ng Pulis”
See that? See how the stigma is now, kaya hesitant ang mga tao mag pa-test? That’s how they see things and it’s NOT OKAY.
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My 13 year old boy patient sheepishly told me that he likes boys. I told him that I like boys too, and he smiled because it was the first time he told someone about his sexuality. And now he’s making me kwento about his crush!!!
I feel like I’m his long lost gay kuya
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I hope hope hope the rallies and H2H efforts translate into votes in less than 48 hours 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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My dentist does Drag on the side of his dental work and is known as…Ruth Kanal 🤣🤣🤣
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May teleserye filming dito sa hospital and they literally blocked me on my way to the hemodialysis unit
The fuck so ayun lumabas sungay ko kasi yung staff nagbabawal magpadaan
This is literally a hospital? Where actual patients need to be wheeled to the HD unit? Tanga
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If you’re a doctor and you support killing civilians, then get rid of your license. We swore to an oath to do no harm. You don’t deserve this profession.
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My straight room mate walked in on us. In addition, my top was inside me and we were both fully naked. 🙈
I introduced them to each other btw, and they were like “bro sup” HAHAHA AND MY ROOMIE SAID “ayos ba roomie ko bro hihi” UGH 🤣
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Cleaning my stuff and I saw these artifacts lmfao
₱100 with DLSU & UP centennial and ₱200 with UST quadricentennial emblems
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So a friend of mine asked me tips on how to date a med student
Pro tip: PATULUGIN MO MUNA HAHAHA
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Just a reminder of how MECQ works if ever they implement it. Pero tbh it’s fucking 11:20PM and people are fucking asleep. So what now? Bulagaan na lang bukas?!
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Sec. Roque: If COVID-19 situation in Metro Manila does not improve, possible to revert to MECQ.
Gurl u fucking wasted our effort since March. Palpak kayo at yun yon.
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If you guys need a prescription for an Antigen self-test kit, just send me a msg
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Ganda nung message ng Homily ni Father:
Don’t expect everything to be perfect, but always do your best nonetheless.
🤞🏻
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So may kakilala akong solid d/d-$ pero kating kati na siya umalis ng Pilipinas kasi mas malaki sahod abroad
Ay tih. Walang alisan. Proud ka diba? Dito ka lang. 🙂 Panindigan mo yang binoto mo!
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Now that I’m older, I can super relate to signing in as invisible to everyone. Y!M kids would know. LMAO
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Best reply hahahaha u know who u are
There really is a first time for everything lol
Today I was sent home from a corporate duty because I’m a gay doctor and it made some “men” uncomfortable
Unbelievable
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JesusMaryJoseph!!! 200K/year na tuition sa Ateneo Grade School ngayon for Grade 1???????
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Congratulations, Team UST Med! Champions!!! 💛
Ang daming gwapo sa team namin okurrrr 🙈
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So my mom randomly asked me if I’m dating anyone HAHAHA
She gave me the usual motherly advice: Don’t date high maintenance boys because they’re a waste of time
YAS MAMA Y A A A A A A S S S S S
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I mean hellaur???
Lol dami raw cancelled weddings kasi yung bay view ng Sofitel ay puro lupa na 🙄
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Funny talaga pag biglang nagbabago yung pakikitungo ng mga tao sa akin once they find out I’m a Physician
That’s exactly why I don’t talk about my profession agad agad. It shows me your true character
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There really is a first time for everything lol
Today I was sent home from a corporate duty because I’m a gay doctor and it made some “men” uncomfortable
Unbelievable
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Some doctors talaga ano, nagka-lisensya lang, ayaw na mag VS ng mga pasyente kasi “hindi na nila trabaho yon”
Wake up call
Once upon a time, you were a Clerk AND an Intern. Get urself out of that fucking pedestal
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Clerkship days and yes malandi na ako non sa mga senior ko fjdbbshAh
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Hey guys! Nakakuha ako ng Russian vaccine for COVID and for those of you scared na it wasn't tested, I tried it and am happy to report that wala naman siya any efectoski secundarioski и меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован и лжец и почему я даю чистые прямые награды
😶
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Endorsement of our head nurse to the new nurse about me went like:
: Wag ka matakot kay Doc Pico. Mukha lang yan masungit. Well masungit talaga yan pag ‘di pa siya nagkakape sa umaga. Pa-kapehin mo lang siya, or paunahin mo yung mga poging pasyente para bumait.
🤣 GORL 🤣
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Damn we flattened the curve…vertically. 🥲
16924 new cases in the NCR on 1.9.22 was a new record. The weekly ADAR was 73.5. Projections for 1.10.22 fall along the same range: 14k to 17k in the NCR, 25k to 30k in the entire country.
@dzbb
@dzrhnews
@allangatus
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When alter guys trust u with their facepics
You. Keep. That. Photo. PRIVATE.
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To the Twitter haters who said I’d fail my Board Exam, well~
Look at me now bitch 💅🏻
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Classmates ko pa noon sa Ateneo were like
“Yuck you pooped in the school bathroom!!!”
Excuse me. Bata pa lang ako, trained na ako with Wet Wipes pag walang tabo and sabon. HAHAHA
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SOBRANG SHADY NG THREAD NA ‘TO HAHAHAHAHA I AM LIVING
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LOOK: Graft convict and Ilocos Norte Rep. Imelda Marcos arrives ahead of her daughter Imee who placed 8th in the Senate race.
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Lol dami raw cancelled weddings kasi yung bay view ng Sofitel ay puro lupa na 🙄
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Call me a KJ or whatever the fuck u want
I’m not going to any Christmas gathering nor am I going back to the gym (froze my membership again for another month)
I’m doing my part to curb this virus and then I get called KJ lol
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So I was having a haircut earlier and my barber asked:
May boyfriend ka na ba, sir? *curious tone*
Me: Wala eh, bakit?
Barber: Ah. Yun na lang ang Christmas wish ko sa inyo. Sana magka-boyfriend ka na. Mukha namang deserve mo naman.
N k k l k pero salamat sa support sir HAHA
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Guys pls hahaha don’t overuse poppers bec I had a patient who had really bad nose bleeding and BP of 160/100 and he uses poppers almost every day hdhafzgsgsgs
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If you still use these in 2019
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Ur old
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So I have a patient who was like “di naman totoo yang covid na yan di ako tatablan niyan”
Turns out he’s positive and symptomatic and now he’s panicking
Well. Until it happens to you nga naman. 🤷🏻♂️
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Fully dilated na si Mama Mary oh god paki handa na yung DR, STAT!!!
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Favorite clapback ko talaga sa mga nagtatanong sa akin ng “kelan ka mag aasawa” is this
I ask back: “are u married? how’s your marriage going?” tapos pag di makasagot: “thought so too”
HAHAHAHA leave me alone
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She is the designated survivor oop-
JUST IN: VP Leni Robredo is not on the list of those invited to physically attend President Duterte's last SONA at the Batasang Pambansa on July 26, her spokesperson says.
@manilabulletin
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