the creature you are being mean to when you are mean to stolas (it was abused & isolated for its whole life shoved in the closet literally figuratively had no friends always alone sad little owl boy💔)
sorry but people not giving stolas grace bc hes rich is dumb. yes eat the rich but brother has been abused and sheltered all his life (35 years without agency over his own damn self) and yall aint give him an ounce of sympathy? also hes a cartoon bird ffs its not that serious
their hot collab snuck up on the masses...! 🫢 could this be promotional material to drum up hype for verosika's pride tour?! you'll have to buy a copy to read the exclusive interview to find out...!!
#HelluvaBoss
#VerosikaMayday
#Fizzarolli
how can you walk away hearing his victorious scream at being tied down with the swelling of passionate music hear GET IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH ME and think hes Faking it. be so fr
oh no he 100% he wants him so bad but he's happy for fizz and ozzy anyways,,,, UGH. the what a mouth comment about robo fizz and then calling him a slutty toy clown. asking if them making out would ruin the moment. asking who tops. dude this is my roman empire
stolas has such a deep delusion of what he and blitzo's relationship is based off of romance novel tropes and smut in s1, the plight of a gay man being violently repressed for literal decades and the end result is him being a freak about it. and i love him for that
@goztfukr
straight absinthe when he chasing that numbness a cocktail when hes feeling flirty and fun blitzo iced coffee because hes secretly sweet inside
him hearing what stolas is saying, "i want you to stay, only if you want to", feeling it, but then. being able to watch in real time as he convinces himself it's something else. playing it up to protect himself before he believes what he's saying and gets hurt.
@stolicent
fizz stolas moxxie verosika im afraid. he wants fizz carnally so damn bad he cant control himself from making haha-but-what-if jokes. stolas hes desperate to eat out after a dry spell of 3 months. moxxie he calls a hottie. verosika .... ... i don't know What to say.
so like we as a fandom understand blitzo's repeated behavior of intruding into people's personal lives (moxxie, millie, hunting down his sister barb) is 100% going to come up when stolitz breaks up and blitzo ends up doing the same to him, right. cus i believe in the setup.
ok. (sound of glass cracking) fine. ill admit it. jealous blitzo is like crack cocaine to me. i'm a basic bitch. i don't care. i think stolas deserves to be owned. don't let me say anything else i promise i can get worse
@fizzierolli
makes perfect sense to me the original sins aren't as bad as the human sinners who died and ended up in hell ... humanity is the worst and we have hazbin hotel for that aspect of hell in this universe!
he's already reflecting, but he doesn't know what to look for. if blitzo were also able to communicate perfectly, he could tell him and he wouldn't have to agonize over the what-ifs. but blitzo aggressively pushing him away post fm gives him no space to try to seek out the answer
before the media illiterate crowd finds this, i wanna say….
THIS IS NOT A WRITING FLAW. this is a SETUP for a future plot point where stolas eventually realizes that he was unintentionally condescending towards blitzø. patience is a VIRTUE.
agree with the concept of your thread, but I'd add on my own two cents:
Alastor views Husk as a pet.
When Husk bites back about how Al is also on a leash, he does so in anger, and to call out that Al is in a similar position - restrained by another, a "pet".
There are so many people who don’t really understand the parallels between Alastor and Valentino and just say shit so here’s a thread somewhat explaining it.
do you ever think about how stolas is covered in feathers and how that means if he gets nut all over him its a disaster to clean and then do you think also how that means he cant be kissed and feel it properly and thats probably why blitzo is constantly chewing on him
all of stolas' fears being confirmed with the way blitzo reacted but that reaction being born from such fucking fear dude im. FRAUGHT. how anxiously he wanted to get through it because hes been working himself up for MONTHS. but blitzo consequently having no time to process it
@fizzierolli
the [x]'s eyes only is such a baby crush thing to do idk this one cant be argued imo. the heart the flower. how dejected he gets when he sees him surrounded by people and feels like hes unapproachable. like come on!!!!
@stolicent
thinking about stolas feeling so bad and so sad when he got ready to slay in the 20 minute window limit and STILL got that lukewarm reception makes me want to eat glass actually
He likes to come off as someone who doesn’t care. He likes to pretend he’s above it all, but he is actually one of the most empathic characters in the show.
He pretends he doesn’t give a shit, but he does. And he is self aware enough to know it.
@goztfukr
there aint no WAY he dont feel at least a little guilty and bad about it later down the road. probably homewrecking was not on his list of to-dos. idk if he would feel fully bad about it unless he learned stella was trying to have stolas assassinated though LMAO
@stolasprophecy
can you imagine how deep his self hatred runs. and he has to handle that quietly and hide it bc its been engrained in him that his emotions are unsightly. such a sad little owl boy this is stolas throwing himself over the cliff in the car btw
i actually feel a little insane when i see takes about blitzo that involve stripping him of all his agency to say isn't the one in the wrong esp in the context of AT and the end of TFM
@goztfukr
the skew on him being less attractive to other birds because he's got muted colors is a little silly to me like. that doesnt mean UGLY. that means he looks plain. female birds are the ones that have muted, plain tones in comparison to males. he's feminine, (my 100k word essay)
@TeaTheKook
stolas 100% youngest in a room full of immortals, andrealphus next (assuming he and stella grew up together), vassago absolutely is the oldest but it'll be funny if he's only in his 30s too
@cherrysipps
ok but consider: stolas portaling him out because he's in tears and doesn't want blitzo to see him like that bc he's always been taught to hide his emotions, ,,,,
this is always crazy to me like fizz is just so fucking pampered. so stupid,. He gets his own big huge vanity where he keeps random shit and makeup on. Im sick of him
@hvskerdust
fizzarozzie needs to win because asmodeus is the embodiment of lust. also stolas learned all his slut dialog from porn so he's just a poser
i dont think your a true stolitzer if you cant look at either blitz or stolas at their ugliest and feel wild senseless affection cus you arent looking at them through the others eyes if you cant do that xoxoxoxo 💔🙌
let blitzo's behavior be ugly, it is ugly, stolas not reading his mind about the condescending he's done doesn't mean everything blitzo's done is fine & good actually
i feel like one of the only ways he would feel shame is to be humiliated in front of people he thinks are lesser than him; he would probably assume they were looking down on him and become furious with them for having the audacity...🤔
I don't think Valentino normally feels shame, but he probably wants to maintain an intimidating image in front of his bitches, so maybe if he was humiliated in front of them he'd feel some level of shame... Maybe 🙄💭
i think all the time actually about how confident fizzy is working at ozzies and how distinctly uncomfortable he is the entire time hes at the pageant. how he's comforted constantly by oz. looking at things he gave him to calm himself down. he gives him so much confidence dude
Someone pointed out that blitz looked genuinely happy to see stolas again and I’m IN TEARS bc I can totally see this dumb lizard missing stolas but since stolas isn’t saying anything about meeting up he just ignores it
man the "please stolas i need this book i will do anything" just more reinforcement to stollers that he's doing the right thing letting him go and that he was absolutely trapping him though. nothing in that conversation did anything but confirm his worst fears ofc he withdrew
like. in fucking AT where he wasn't being answered through memes so he hopped stolas' fence into his yard to approach him unwanted. he was borderline sexually harassing him. it not being "avoidant" doesn't mean it's good behavior we call this stalking becky
another thing that baffles me constantly is this pushing of the narrative that this is amping up to stolas improving? and apologizing and stepping up? when we've spent all of s2 after ozzie's with him doing precisely that and ending the arrangement? why does this go ignored
as much as i love the "stolas loses his title and works at imp" theories i dont think it would ever happen willingly on his part because then all of his responsibilities would pass onto via and that includes potentially needing another heir and he would never burden his daughter