Johnny Dildo
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If I'm not on Twitter I'm probably playing Boyfriend To Death like it's my full time job | side account: @p13r0g1
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⁺❥ ﹒ Johnny Dildo ! — ˚ 🍂 ⌢
˗ˏˋ * 🥃 any prns • 15 • bisexual ✦ ´ˎ˗
✧˚ · . no dni, I block freely 🎧 ♡/↻ for moots • ifb ༉‧₊˚.
₊⊹౨ "The hardest part
Is letting go of your dreams" ৎ ₊⊹
#shtwt
#edtwt
#shedtwt
#obslovetwt
#alctwt
#alcoholtwt
#promotwt
#btdtwt
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Rt if you like strawberries or if you want to cut all of your body fat off with scissors.
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I think I'm going to go to sleep. I drank a lot of hand sanitizer, and nail polish. I'm feeling really nauseous, and tired. I hope I don't wake up tomorrow. I loved all of you, you were the only people who were there for me when I was sad, whenever I was at my lowest.
Thank you.
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Nevermind, I survived, lol.
I think I'm going to go to sleep. I drank a lot of hand sanitizer, and nail polish. I'm feeling really nauseous, and tired. I hope I don't wake up tomorrow. I loved all of you, you were the only people who were there for me when I was sad, whenever I was at my lowest.
Thank you.
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The way I tried to kill myself last night, and now I'm just playing Boyfriend To Death as if nothing happened.
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Born to be a gay poet from the 16th century
Forced to be an anorexic teenager with no friends
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⁺❥ ﹒ Johnny Dildo ! — ˚ 🍂 ⌢
˗ˏˋ * 🥃 any prns • 14 • bisexual ✦ ´ˎ˗
✧˚ · . dni: - 13 /+ 25 (I don't care, just don't be a creep) + basic dni criteria 🎧 ♡/↻ for moots • ifb ༉‧₊˚.
#shtwt
#edtwt
#shedtwt
#obslovetwt
#alctwt
#alcoholtwt
#promotwt
#btdtwt
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I worked out for 3 hours today (not counting walking), and burned 1877 calories. Who cheered? 🔥🔥🔥
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What was my mum even thinking when she put my cardboard Strade in front of the scale?..
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My parents are making a TERRIBLE fuss in the kitchen (my dad threw all the trash in the sink during the argument, lol) but I'm in my room just eating spicy instant ramen. The 550 calories were DEFINITELY worth it 😻🫶
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Mooties, wyd if I enter your room at 3 am and tell you that the police are chasing me for robbing a sperm bank?
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57.2 kg (BMI 21)
I am OBSESSED with the way my ribs are poking out on this bc.
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I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT I WANT TO SLIT
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Mmmm, my little 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓭𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓼... Daddy's got a little 𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓪𝓰𝓮 for you, 𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮 🫦😈
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Give me a number from 1 to 137 and I'll give you a pin from my thinspo board.
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Mooties, be honest, if I didn't circle it would you notice the dick-shaped scar I've got on my thigh? 😭
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SOMEONE AT SCHOOL WAS SQUEEZING MY ASS, AND WHISPERING SOMETHING TO THE GUY NEXT TO HIM. I WAS WEARING THONGS, BY THE WAY.
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"How do you drink so much water? I could never!"
I pretend that it's alcohol. Thank you, goodbye.
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i think i’ll delete my account.
i don't have friends,
i don't talk to anyone.
this is the best for everyone i know no one’s going to miss me so why are you still reading this? do you like me? do you want to push me against the wall and kiss me?
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I once read some fanfic on ao3 where Alastor had a pussy with teeth 😀
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Your skin is paper, so cut it
Your neck is a coat, so hang it
Your size is a book so judge it
Your life is a film, so end it.
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